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Re: Skimpflation = Corporate Theft

Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2023 10:40 am
by Dunners
Carol Decker here, lead singer with 80s power-ballad pioneers, T'pau, giving an example of skimpflation. Waitrose using pollock (instead of tastier fish) in their fish pies is, apparently, an example of how this country is going to hell in a hand cart.


Re: Skimpflation = Corporate Theft

Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2023 10:43 am
by Proposition Joe
Depends what it had in it before, no?

Re: Skimpflation = Corporate Theft

Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2023 10:57 am
by Long slender neck
Fix pie mix is usually Cod, Smoked Haddock, Salmon.

Re: Skimpflation = Corporate Theft

Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2023 11:13 am
by BIGRON
My neighbour enjoys Basa fillets from Tesco , he thinks they are a type of Bass , they are in fact a kind of Catfish , not as bad as it sounds to eat though 🤔

Re: Skimpflation = Corporate Theft

Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2023 12:17 pm
by Max B Gold
Dunners wrote: ↑Wed Sep 06, 2023 10:40 am Carol Decker here, lead singer with 80s power-ballad pioneers, T'pau, giving an example of skimpflation. Waitrose using pollock (instead of tastier fish) in their fish pies is, apparently, an example of how this country is going to hell in a hand cart.

She's not wrong about the taste of Polloks. To be fair to the Polloks they are much better fighters than the Cods.

Im off to Loch Etive tomorrow on a boat called "The Bountiful Catch" and hope to haul in a few Cod.

Long time Boarders may recall that on my last trip to Lock Etive I met the father of a The Clash guitarist and because he was a bit blind I had to set up his tackle for him.

He had a British Sea Angling Club Casting Instructor badge pinned to his Sou'Wester and on his first cast he forgot to take off the bail arm and his tackle snapped and shot off dropping into the water never to be seen again.

Re: Skimpflation = Corporate Theft

Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2023 12:33 pm
by ContrifibulatoryFred
Earl Grey Tea
The sneaky gits have just reduced teabag content on larger box from 120 to 100
Very annoying

Re: Skimpflation = Corporate Theft

Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2023 2:49 pm
by Admin
Dunners wrote: ↑Wed Sep 06, 2023 10:40 am Carol Decker here, lead singer with 80s power-ballad pioneers, T'pau, giving an example of skimpflation. Waitrose using pollock (instead of tastier fish) in their fish pies is, apparently, an example of how this country is going to hell in a hand cart.

She should know about bland food seeing how she's been dining out on "China in your hand" for 35 f*cking years.

Re: Skimpflation = Corporate Theft

Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2023 3:15 pm
by Constanza
Wait till you hear her new album of fish inspired cover versions Never Mind the Pollocks.

Re: Skimpflation = Corporate Theft

Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2023 4:09 pm
by StillSpike
I heard she was branching out into sole music.

Re: Skimpflation = Corporate Theft

Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2023 4:36 pm
by Dunners
It's a shame T'Pau and Carol Decker are only remembered for China In Your Hands. They did have some other hits you know, such as Heart and Sole.

Re: Skimpflation = Corporate Theft

Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2023 5:47 pm
by Omygawd
Not to forget Sweet Breams.

Re: Skimpflation = Corporate Theft

Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2023 5:50 pm
by Max B Gold
Thread was mistake. Knew I could never get a tuna out of youse.

Re: Skimpflation = Corporate Theft

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2023 12:03 pm
by FrankOFile
Max B Gold wrote: ↑Tue Sep 05, 2023 1:14 pm I was reading about the increasing practice of food and other manufactures to reduce the size of their product and charge more for it.

Of course the shamless move toward reducing the vital energy giving Mars Bar has been ongoing for some years now.
Stop deep-frying it then.

Re: Skimpflation = Corporate Theft

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2023 8:03 pm
by Max B Gold
FrankOFile wrote: ↑Thu Sep 07, 2023 12:03 pm
Max B Gold wrote: ↑Tue Sep 05, 2023 1:14 pm I was reading about the increasing practice of food and other manufactures to reduce the size of their product and charge more for it.

Of course the shamless move toward reducing the vital energy giving Mars Bar has been ongoing for some years now.
Stop deep-frying it then.
Is this your first Boardin' joke?

Re: Skimpflation = Corporate Theft

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2023 7:53 am
by FrankOFile
Max B Gold wrote: ↑Thu Sep 07, 2023 8:03 pm
FrankOFile wrote: ↑Thu Sep 07, 2023 12:03 pm
Max B Gold wrote: ↑Tue Sep 05, 2023 1:14 pm I was reading about the increasing practice of food and other manufactures to reduce the size of their product and charge more for it.

Of course the shamless move toward reducing the vital energy giving Mars Bar has been ongoing for some years now.
Stop deep-frying it then.
Is this your first Boardin' joke?
No, but probably the first one you actually understand.

Keep at it.