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What is the creepiest thing a coworker have told you they have done ?

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 3:08 pm
by PutneyO
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Re: What is the creepiest thing a coworker have told you they have done ?

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 3:17 pm
by ContrifibulatoryFred
A co-worker came into work an hour late composing of being tired and feeling sick.
When I asked what was up he told me that his freezer had packed up ‘last night’. When I looked puzzled he explained that he has stayed up till 4am eating 4 whole pizzas and two tubs of Ben and Jerries before they went bad.
I dunno why he scared this info with me - made him look like a complete tw*t

Re: What is the creepiest thing a coworker have told you they have done ?

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 3:31 pm
by Kimpon
ContrifibulatoryFred wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 3:17 pm A co-worker came into work an hour late composing of being tired and feeling sick.
When I asked what was up he told me that his freezer had packed up ‘last night’. When I looked puzzled he explained that he has stayed up till 4am eating 4 whole pizzas and two tubs of Ben and Jerries before they went bad.
I dunno why he scared this info with me - made him look like a complete tw*t
Why is that creepy? Just sounds like you have an idiot coworker who values money over health.

It takes about 24 hours for a freezer to defrost . He could have eaten the pizzas cold and you can refreeze icecream anyway.

Re: What is the creepiest thing a coworker have told you they have done ?

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 4:10 pm
by ContrifibulatoryFred
I thought it was creepy.
He didn’t need to tell me any of this

Re: What is the creepiest thing a coworker have told you they have done ?

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 4:19 pm
by Kimpon
ContrifibulatoryFred wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 4:10 pm I thought it was creepy.
He didn’t need to tell me any of this
You are repeating it!

Re: What is the creepiest thing a coworker have told you they have done ?

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 4:22 pm
by ContrifibulatoryFred
Oh get stuffed you argumentative moron

Re: What is the creepiest thing a coworker have told you they have done ?

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 4:27 pm
by Eat The Rich
ContrifibulatoryFred wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 3:17 pm A co-worker came into work an hour late composing of being tired and feeling sick.
When I asked what was up he told me that his freezer had packed up ‘last night’. When I looked puzzled he explained that he has stayed up till 4am eating 4 whole pizzas and two tubs of Ben and Jerries before they went bad.
I dunno why he scared this info with me - made him look like a complete tw*t
Dunno why but I was half expecting the punch line to be that he'd had to make room in the freezer for the body of his recently offed mrs.

Re: What is the creepiest thing a coworker have told you they have done ?

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 4:30 pm
by Beradogs
Eat The Rich wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 4:27 pm
ContrifibulatoryFred wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 3:17 pm A co-worker came into work an hour late composing of being tired and feeling sick.
When I asked what was up he told me that his freezer had packed up ‘last night’. When I looked puzzled he explained that he has stayed up till 4am eating 4 whole pizzas and two tubs of Ben and Jerries before they went bad.
I dunno why he scared this info with me - made him look like a complete tw*t
Dunno why but I was half expecting the punch line to be that he'd had to make room in the freezer for the body of his recently offed mrs.
That’s the creepiest thing I have ever heard on the message board.

Re: What is the creepiest thing a coworker have told you they have done ?

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 5:17 pm
by Kimpon
ContrifibulatoryFred wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 4:22 pm Oh get stuffed you argumentative moron
Charming, I’m not arguing. Why do you think anyone is remotely interested in your colleagues’s freezer breaking down?

Re: What is the creepiest thing a coworker have told you they have done ?

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 5:20 pm
by Currywurst and Chips
Kimpon wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 5:17 pm
ContrifibulatoryFred wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 4:22 pm Oh get stuffed you argumentative moron
Charming, I’m not arguing. Why do you think anyone is remotely interested in your colleagues’s freezer breaking down?
Time to log off

Re: What is the creepiest thing a coworker have told you they have done ?

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 8:55 pm
by ContrifibulatoryFred
Currywurst and Chips wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 5:20 pm
Kimpon wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 5:17 pm
ContrifibulatoryFred wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 4:22 pm Oh get stuffed you argumentative moron
Charming, I’m not arguing. Why do you think anyone is remotely interested in your colleagues’s freezer breaking down?
Time to log off
Someone starts a thread asking about the creepiest thing you have heard from a co-worker. I reply that I found my colleague’s willingness to disclose that he stayed up almost the whole night consuming stuff from his freezer a bit creepy.
You (kimpon) then decided to adjudicate as to whether this was creepy or not. It’s a relative really - I found it creepy.

I was trying to contribute in a positive way to this topic. But on no, absolute morons like you would rather just stand and snipe because you have the wits of an imbecile and the intellect of a potato.

Hence the message: get stuffed.

Re: What is the creepiest thing a coworker have told you they have done ?

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 8:56 pm
by ContrifibulatoryFred
Currywurst and Chips wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 5:20 pm
Kimpon wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 5:17 pm
ContrifibulatoryFred wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 4:22 pm Oh get stuffed you argumentative moron
Charming, I’m not arguing. Why do you think anyone is remotely interested in your colleagues’s freezer breaking down?
Time to log off
Someone starts a thread asking about the creepiest thing you have heard from a co-worker. I reply that I found my colleague’s willingness to disclose that he stayed up almost the whole night consuming stuff from his freezer a bit creepy.
You (kimpon) then decided to adjudicate as to whether this was creepy or not. It’s a relative really - I found it creepy.

I was trying to contribute in a positive way to this topic. But oh no, absolute morons like you would rather just stand and snipe because you have the wits of an imbecile and the intellect of a potato.

Hence the message: get stuffed.

Re: What is the creepiest thing a coworker have told you they have done ?

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 9:10 pm
by Currywurst and Chips
ContrifibulatoryFred wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 8:56 pm
Currywurst and Chips wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 5:20 pm
Kimpon wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 5:17 pm

Charming, I’m not arguing. Why do you think anyone is remotely interested in your colleagues’s freezer breaking down?
Time to log off
Someone starts a thread asking about the creepiest thing you have heard from a co-worker. I reply that I found my colleague’s willingness to disclose that he stayed up almost the whole night consuming stuff from his freezer a bit creepy.
You (kimpon) then decided to adjudicate as to whether this was creepy or not. It’s a relative really - I found it creepy.

I was trying to contribute in a positive way to this topic. But oh no, absolute morons like you would rather just stand and snipe because you have the wits of an imbecile and the intellect of a potato.

Hence the message: get stuffed.
I was talking to him, but ok

Re: What is the creepiest thing a coworker have told you they have done ?

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 9:14 pm
by Kimpon
ContrifibulatoryFred wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 8:56 pm
Currywurst and Chips wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 5:20 pm
Kimpon wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 5:17 pm

Charming, I’m not arguing. Why do you think anyone is remotely interested in your colleagues’s freezer breaking down?
Time to log off
Someone starts a thread asking about the creepiest thing you have heard from a co-worker. I reply that I found my colleague’s willingness to disclose that he stayed up almost the whole night consuming stuff from his freezer a bit creepy.
You (kimpon) then decided to adjudicate as to whether this was creepy or not. It’s a relative really - I found it creepy.

I was trying to contribute in a positive way to this topic. But oh no, absolute morons like you would rather just stand and snipe because you have the wits of an imbecile and the intellect of a potato.

Hence the message: get stuffed.
I can only apologise but you was rather rude to me? Sorry again? We are both Orient fans , let’s not fall out as there are far more important things to fret about? Take care, if we ever meet I’ll buy you a pint.