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Boris has the virus

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:20 am
by BIGRON
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Re: Boris has the virus

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:22 am
by Dunners
I'm not surprised, the dirty git.

But has he also got COVID-19?

Re: Boris has the virus

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:23 am
by DonaldRocks
Boris is a virus.

Re: Boris has the virus

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:27 am
by RedDwarf 1881
Dunners wrote: ↑Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:22 am I'm not surprised, the dirty git.

But has he also got COVID-19?
😁

Re: Boris has the virus

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:27 am
by Lucky7
BIGRON wrote: ↑Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:20 amπŸ€”πŸ€”
Hearing he got the clap πŸ‘ last night

Re: Boris has the virus

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:38 am
by The Orient Hour
And how is that funny?
I wouldn't wish it on any politician just because I don't agree with their policy.
Grow up people.

Re: Boris has the virus

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:42 am
by faldO
Get well soon Boris, and all other people suffering from this horrible illness.

Re: Boris has the virus

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:45 am
by Lucky7
Mild symptoms and tested positive!

How the f**k did he get access to a test when NHS staff who work directly with Covid_19 patients can’t!!

Re: Boris has the virus

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:46 am
by Ronnie Hotdogs
Lucky he was able to get diagnosed and tested so quicklyπŸ‘

Maybe the silly sausage will stop shaking hands now?

Re: Boris has the virus

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:47 am
by Celtient
faldO wrote: ↑Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:42 am Get well soon Boris, and all other people suffering from this horrible illness.
Don't you mean "Get well soon Boris and all the other horrible people suffering from this illness"?

Re: Boris has the virus

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:48 am
by BoniO
Andy Gilson wrote: ↑Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:38 am And how is that funny?
I wouldn't wish it on any politician just because I don't agree with their policy.
Grow up people.
It's more of a comment about him as a person, a really horrible, entitled piece of crap type of person. Somebody whose policies and abysmal decisions may well have sentenced many thousands of people to die. Nobody's wished Boris dead so I think you're over-reacting somewhat.

Re: Boris has the virus

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:51 am
by StillSpike
Sending thoughts and prayers

Re: Boris has the virus

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:53 am
by Dunners
Thor is right. These are dark times and now is not the moment for any light-hearted or whimsical comments.

*lights metaphorical candle

Re: Boris has the virus

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:21 pm
by faldO
Celtient wrote: ↑Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:47 am
faldO wrote: ↑Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:42 am Get well soon Boris, and all other people suffering from this horrible illness.
Don't you mean "Get well soon Boris and all the other horrible people suffering from this illness"?
No.

Re: Boris has the virus

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:40 pm
by RedDwarf 1881
faldO wrote: ↑Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:42 am Get well soon Boris, and all other people suffering from this horrible illness.
This πŸ‘

Re: Boris has the virus

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 1:08 pm
by Mick McQuaid
Hancock too. Tested on medical advice. My fat arse.

Re: Boris has the virus

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 1:11 pm
by BoniO
I wonder if Boris can work from home?

Re: Boris has the virus

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 2:03 pm
by Dohnut
Andy Gilson wrote: ↑Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:38 am And how is that funny?
I wouldn't wish it on any politician just because I don't agree with their policy.
Grow up people.
Trouble is Andy, Boris is not a likeable person, I don’t much like him either, but overall in this crisis he is coming across OK.

But some people on here will continue to slate him no matter what he does because he gave Corbyn and Labour a damn good thrashing. Be like me and just smile at all the sour grapes thrown in his direction. Tantrums of the defeated.

I, like you, would not wish harm on any politician. Even those whose politics I disagree with.

Re: Boris has the virus

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 2:10 pm
by Dunners
What about Hitler?

Re: Boris has the virus

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 2:16 pm
by NuneatonO's
BoniO wrote: ↑Fri Mar 27, 2020 1:11 pm I wonder if Boris can work from home?
I thought he preferred to self-isolate in a fridge.

Re: Boris has the virus

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 2:25 pm
by tuffers#1
Cummings couldnt get away from the place
quick enough .

Running scared ?

Re: Boris has the virus

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 2:32 pm
by o-no
tuffers#1 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 27, 2020 2:25 pm Cummings couldnt get away from the place
quick enough .

Running scared ?
It's a bit odd that. You'd imagine that they'd test everyone in number 10, not just the PM.

It's not going to look good if we hear he also has it, and he immediately legged it off somewhere coming into contact with goodness knows who.

Re: Boris has the virus

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 2:46 pm
by BoniO
Redline wrote: ↑Fri Mar 27, 2020 2:03 pm
Andy Gilson wrote: ↑Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:38 am And how is that funny?
I wouldn't wish it on any politician just because I don't agree with their policy.
Grow up people.
Trouble is Andy, Boris is not a likeable person, I don’t much like him either, but overall in this crisis he is coming across OK.

But some people on here will continue to slate him no matter what he does because he gave Corbyn and Labour a damn good thrashing. Be like me and just smile at all the sour grapes thrown in his direction. Tantrums of the defeated.

I, like you, would not wish harm on any politician. Even those whose politics I disagree with.
Wow, my bullshit detector just went off the scale. Maybe, to your petty little mind criticism of Boris is sour grapes. That's utter bollocks of course as the fully justified criticism he's getting is because he's failed to respond to the crisis quickly enough (failed to prepare and provide protective gear for NHS staff - lack of testing kits), then made some abysmal decisions initially (herd immunity approach which stopped us going into lockdown early enough to prevent the spread) and even now is still demonstrating what a useless turd he is. So, NO, it's nothing to do with the election. Sorry. I know that is a simple premise that you'd love to believe, but it's wrong. You're wrong. Again.

Re: Boris has the virus

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 3:30 pm
by Redcard
Bonio, what do you think politicians have a magic wand. Do you really think they can suddenly conjure up millions of testing kits for a virus which didn’t pre exist , or suddenly acquire tens of millions of aprons , masks and ventilators.
He is doing a fantastic job in removing the financial burden imposed on not just the employed but the self employed , and making a serious attempt to alleviate rough sleeping.
O.k. So it took a life threatening virus to bring about many of these long overdue actions, but this epidemic has given us all a kick up the arse. Perhaps as a society when all is done we will re evaluate our priorities and ask ourselves if it is morally right that footballers, top boxers, golfers , musicians, and even executives earn millions while nhs workers ect earn a pittance.

Re: Boris has the virus

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 3:39 pm
by BoniO
Redcard wrote: ↑Fri Mar 27, 2020 3:30 pm Bonio, what do you think politicians have a magic wand. Do you really think they can suddenly conjure up millions of testing kits for a virus which didn’t pre exist , or suddenly acquire tens of millions of aprons , masks and ventilators.
He is doing a fantastic job in removing the financial burden imposed on not just the employed but the self employed , and making a serious attempt to alleviate rough sleeping.
O.k. So it took a life threatening virus to bring about many of these long overdue actions, but this epidemic has given us all a kick up the arse. Perhaps as a society when all is done we will re evaluate our priorities and ask ourselves if it is morally right that footballers, top boxers, golfers , musicians, and even executives earn millions while nhs workers ect earn a pittance.
He didn't need a magic wand to react by the end of Jan and start to prepare. He deserves all the criticism he's getting for screwing that up as our NHS staff are now working without the protective gear they should have. That was almost criminal. Maybe you should ask some NHS staff if they agree with you about how he's doing a fantastic job. I'd put some protective gear on first - oh crap, there isn't any.........