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Anti-sex Toilets
Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2019 10:53 am
by Forty-Niner
The Welsh seaside town of Porthcawl plan to install anti-sex public toilets. Weight sensitive floors will trigger high-pitched alarms with fine jets of water soaking the interior. All to safeguard against "Inappropriate sexual activity and vandalism".
Tough on a large person entering for a completely appropriate activity. (Big Ron beware).
It is believed there are no plans for similar toilets to be installed in Orient's East Stand at present.
Re: Anti-sex Toilets
Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2019 12:04 pm
by Clive Evans
What about when Fulham are playing? ( Think about it ).
Re: Anti-sex Toilets
Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2019 12:04 pm
by BIGRON
That's Wales off the radar for me then
Re: Anti-sex Toilets
Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2019 12:06 pm
by Real Al
I can honestly say I've never wanted to have sex in a public toilet.
Re: Anti-sex Toilets
Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2019 12:07 pm
by BIGRON
Real Al wrote: ↑Sat Aug 17, 2019 12:06 pm
I can honestly say I've never wanted to have sex in a public toilet.
Chance would be a fine thing
Re: Anti-sex Toilets
Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2019 1:27 pm
by Forty-Niner
Real Al wrote: ↑Sat Aug 17, 2019 12:06 pm
I can honestly say I've never wanted to have sex in a public toilet.
Not the most romantic place.
Re: Anti-sex Toilets
Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2019 1:29 pm
by Sid Bishop
You couldn't make this up !!
I thought this was a wind up but no its TRUE !!
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/201 ... x-measures
Re: Anti-sex Toilets
Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:48 pm
by BoniO
Why spend all that cash setting up weight sensing floors in a bog just to stop a couple having a knee-trembler? Ridiculous, but then again it is Wales...
Re: Anti-sex Toilets
Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2019 4:28 pm
by RientO
Forty-Niner wrote: ↑Sat Aug 17, 2019 10:53 am
The Welsh seaside town of Porthcawl plan to install anti-sex public toilets. Weight sensitive floors will trigger high-pitched alarms with fine jets of water soaking the interior. All to safeguard against "Inappropriate sexual activity and vandalism".
Tough on a large person entering for a completely appropriate activity. (Big Ron beware).
It is believed there are no plans for similar toilets to be installed in Orient's East Stand at present.
Would probably be an improvement on what is in East Stand. I have not entered them for years.
Re: Anti-sex Toilets
Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2019 9:22 pm
by point nine one eight
Real Al wrote: ↑Sat Aug 17, 2019 12:06 pm
I can honestly say I've never wanted to have sex in a public toilet.
Your going out with the wrong sort of girl
Re: Anti-sex Toilets
Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2019 9:47 pm
by Tom Chance
This won't stop a bit of glory hole fun though will it!
Re: Anti-sex Toilets
Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2019 9:52 pm
by BoniO
Tom Chance wrote: ↑Sat Aug 17, 2019 9:47 pm
This won't stop a bit of glory hole fun though will it!
They've probably built a guillotine into the wall void.....
Re: Anti-sex Toilets
Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2019 9:59 pm
by Tom Chance
BoniO wrote: ↑Sat Aug 17, 2019 9:52 pm
Tom Chance wrote: ↑Sat Aug 17, 2019 9:47 pm
This won't stop a bit of glory hole fun though will it!
They've probably built a guillotine into the wall void.....
Well that wouldn't be much of a happy ending.
Re: Anti-sex Toilets
Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2019 11:54 pm
by tuffers#1
BoniO wrote: ↑Sat Aug 17, 2019 9:52 pm
Tom Chance wrote: ↑Sat Aug 17, 2019 9:47 pm
This won't stop a bit of glory hole fun though will it!
They've probably built a guillotine into the wall void.....
Thats how they do circumcision then is it ?
Re: Anti-sex Toilets
Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2019 12:38 am
by BIGRON
tuffers#1 wrote: ↑Sat Aug 17, 2019 11:54 pm
BoniO wrote: ↑Sat Aug 17, 2019 9:52 pm
Tom Chance wrote: ↑Sat Aug 17, 2019 9:47 pm
This won't stop a bit of glory hole fun though will it!
They've probably built a guillotine into the wall void.....
Thats how they do circumcision then is it ?
This thread is bringing tears to my eyes
Re: Anti-sex Toilets
Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2019 12:30 pm
by The Orient Hour
Re: Anti-sex Toilets
Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2019 4:00 pm
by Stamford O
BoniO wrote: ↑Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:48 pm
Why spend all that cash setting up weight sensing floors in a bog just to stop a couple having a knee-trembler? Ridiculous, but then again it is Wales...
While if they can get the sheep through the door let them carry on I say
Re: Anti-sex Toilets
Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2019 5:16 pm
by Clive Evans
I think you will find that the Welsh were more worried about the English visitors who seem to have a preference for male upon male couplings in Public Conveniences. Nobody seem to get my Pun about Fulham ( you are all probably ashamed of your pecadillos ). Still in the dark? Look up Joe Meek's personal life. Sheep are lovely, sexy creatures.
Re: Anti-sex Toilets
Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2019 7:28 pm
by BoniO
West Side Story wrote: ↑Sun Aug 18, 2019 5:16 pm
I think you will find that the Welsh were more worried about the English visitors who seem to have a preference for male upon male couplings in Public Conveniences. Nobody seem to get my Pun about Fulham ( you are all probably ashamed of your pecadillos ). Still in the dark? Look up Joe Meek's personal life. Sheep are lovely, sexy creatures.
To be fair, whether it's male/female, male/male, female/female, male/sheep it's still only a bit of rumpy pumpy. No harm, no foul. Bloody Welsh have no sense of fun......
As to your comment re sheep being sexy, well, to each his own I say. Fill yer boots!
Re: Anti-sex Toilets
Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2019 9:17 pm
by Constanza
I once saw someone on top of a sheep bouncing up and down. I said "are you shearing?" and he replied "No- get your own"
Re: Anti-sex Toilets
Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2019 9:00 am
by point nine one eight
What ever turns ewe on I supposed.
Re: Anti-sex Toilets
Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2019 6:55 pm
by Disoriented
