Anti-sex Toilets

[Forty-Niner]

The Welsh seaside town of Porthcawl plan to install anti-sex public toilets. Weight sensitive floors will trigger high-pitched alarms with fine jets of water soaking the interior. All to safeguard against "Inappropriate sexual activity and vandalism".
Tough on a large person entering for a completely appropriate activity. (Big Ron beware).
It is believed there are no plans for similar toilets to be installed in Orient's East Stand at present.

[Clive Evans]

What about when Fulham are playing? ( Think about it ).

[BIGRON]

That's Wales off the radar for me then

[Real Al]

I can honestly say I've never wanted to have sex in a public toilet.

[BIGRON]

I can honestly say I've never wanted to have sex in a public toilet.

Chance would be a fine thing

[Forty-Niner]

I can honestly say I've never wanted to have sex in a public toilet.

Not the most romantic place.

[Sid Bishop]

You couldn't make this up !!
I thought this was a wind up but no its TRUE !!
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/201 ... x-measures

[BoniO]

You couldn't make this up !!
I thought this was a wind up but no its TRUE !!
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/201 ... x-measures

Why spend all that cash setting up weight sensing floors in a bog just to stop a couple having a knee-trembler? Ridiculous, but then again it is Wales...

[RientO]

The Welsh seaside town of Porthcawl plan to install anti-sex public toilets. Weight sensitive floors will trigger high-pitched alarms with fine jets of water soaking the interior. All to safeguard against "Inappropriate sexual activity and vandalism".
Tough on a large person entering for a completely appropriate activity. (Big Ron beware).
It is believed there are no plans for similar toilets to be installed in Orient's East Stand at present.

Would probably be an improvement on what is in East Stand. I have not entered them for years.

[point nine one eight]

I can honestly say I've never wanted to have sex in a public toilet.

Your going out with the wrong sort of girl

[Tom Chance]

This won't stop a bit of glory hole fun though will it!

[BoniO]

This won't stop a bit of glory hole fun though will it!

They've probably built a guillotine into the wall void.....

[Tom Chance]

This won't stop a bit of glory hole fun though will it!

They've probably built a guillotine into the wall void.....

Well that wouldn't be much of a happy ending.

[tuffers#1]

This won't stop a bit of glory hole fun though will it!

They've probably built a guillotine into the wall void.....

Thats how they do circumcision then is it ?

[BIGRON]

This won't stop a bit of glory hole fun though will it!

They've probably built a guillotine into the wall void.....

Thats how they do circumcision then is it ?

This thread is bringing tears to my eyes

[The Orient Hour]

[Stamford O]

You couldn't make this up !!
I thought this was a wind up but no its TRUE !!
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/201 ... x-measures

Why spend all that cash setting up weight sensing floors in a bog just to stop a couple having a knee-trembler? Ridiculous, but then again it is Wales...

While if they can get the sheep through the door let them carry on I say

[Clive Evans]

I think you will find that the Welsh were more worried about the English visitors who seem to have a preference for male upon male couplings in Public Conveniences. Nobody seem to get my Pun about Fulham ( you are all probably ashamed of your pecadillos ). Still in the dark? Look up Joe Meek's personal life. Sheep are lovely, sexy creatures.

[BoniO]

I think you will find that the Welsh were more worried about the English visitors who seem to have a preference for male upon male couplings in Public Conveniences. Nobody seem to get my Pun about Fulham ( you are all probably ashamed of your pecadillos ). Still in the dark? Look up Joe Meek's personal life. Sheep are lovely, sexy creatures.

To be fair, whether it's male/female, male/male, female/female, male/sheep it's still only a bit of rumpy pumpy. No harm, no foul. Bloody Welsh have no sense of fun......

As to your comment re sheep being sexy, well, to each his own I say. Fill yer boots!

[Constanza]

I once saw someone on top of a sheep bouncing up and down. I said "are you shearing?" and he replied "No- get your own"

[point nine one eight]

What ever turns ewe on I supposed.

[Disoriented]

What ever turns ewe on I supposed.

Sexist post. Reported.