Microsoft
Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2024 11:21 am
This global outage - it it affecting anyone on here? All my systems seem to be working, and the board seems unaffected, but was kind of hoping that Outlook and Teams would go into meltdown.
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Re: Microsoft
Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2024 11:24 am
All fine here.
Re: Microsoft
Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2024 11:24 am
All good here too
Re: Microsoft
Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2024 11:26 am
Initiating Skynet installation…
Re: Microsoft
Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2024 11:36 am
Been caused by a crappy update for an anti-virus called 'Crowdstrike'
Re: Microsoft
Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2024 11:38 am
Which coincidentally is the name of the Governments new Protest Management Task Force.Long slender neck wrote: ↑Fri Jul 19, 2024 11:36 am Been caused by a crappy update for an anti-virus called 'Crowdstrike'
Re: Microsoft
Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2024 11:41 am
Personal laptops will be unaffected. Issue occurring on large corporation Microsoft servers that have installed the faulty cyber security software.
Re: Microsoft
Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2024 11:59 am
Has willy Balham of Just Stop Interwebnet said anything yet?
Re: Microsoft
Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2024 12:00 pm
I'm no IT expert but, if this guy is and he's correct, then this could be quite serious.Long slender neck wrote: ↑Fri Jul 19, 2024 11:36 am Been caused by a crappy update for an anti-virus called 'Crowdstrike'
Re: Microsoft
Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2024 12:03 pm
Re: Microsoft
Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2024 12:05 pm
Hey, I did that joke!
Re: Microsoft
Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2024 12:12 pm
In a lot of cases yes. I believe there are tools to remotely access that recovery environment, but if you aint got it and you're affected you'll be busy.Dunners wrote: ↑Fri Jul 19, 2024 12:00 pmI'm no IT expert but, if this guy is and he's correct, then this could be quite serious.Long slender neck wrote: ↑Fri Jul 19, 2024 11:36 am Been caused by a crappy update for an anti-virus called 'Crowdstrike'
Pray for admins.
Re: Microsoft
Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2024 12:22 pm
Just waiting for BoniO to blame the Israelis for this.
Re: Microsoft
Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2024 1:00 pm
I don’t work Fridays but apparently some vehicle lookups are down.
My mate is completing on a house today and the banks systems might stop that happening…
My mate is completing on a house today and the banks systems might stop that happening…
Re: Microsoft
Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2024 1:08 pm
"Just push the 'Update All Windows Devices' button, Akimov! How hard can it be?"
Re: Microsoft
Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2024 1:48 pm
O’s ticket website is down (queue system showing).
Connected no doubt.
Connected no doubt.
Re: Microsoft
Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2024 7:54 pm
George Kurtz, CEO of Crowdstrike was CTO at McAfee back in 2010 when they issued a dodgy data update which brought millions of PC's down. Is he just unlucky?
Re: Microsoft
Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:12 pm
Apocalyptic traits must run in the family. His Dad Walter was a Colonel in the US military during the Vietnam War. He deserted, went mad and recruited a bunch of followers who worshipped him in the camp he ran in the heart of the jungle.
Re: Microsoft
Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:43 pm
Wow - they ought to make a film about that!The Mindsweep wrote: ↑Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:12 pmApocalyptic traits must run in the family. His Dad Walter was a Colonel in the US military during the Vietnam War. He deserted, went mad and recruited a bunch of followers who worshipped him in the camp he ran in the heart of the jungle.
Re: Microsoft
Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:57 pm
They did, it's called Last Tango In Paris.BoniO wrote: ↑Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:43 pmWow - they ought to make a film about that!The Mindsweep wrote: ↑Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:12 pmApocalyptic traits must run in the family. His Dad Walter was a Colonel in the US military during the Vietnam War. He deserted, went mad and recruited a bunch of followers who worshipped him in the camp he ran in the heart of the jungle.
Re: Microsoft
Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2024 10:22 pm
We were one of the first to be hit by this with our lvdi sessions hanging and needing to be restarted about 5 hours before you posted this. After a couple of hours a workaround was found, surprised the problems persisted for so long.