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In memory of the recently excommunicated greyhound, shall we make a list of 'non jobs'? I'll start with:

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Any Police Officer above the rank of Inspector and below the rank of Borough Commander.

Police and Crime Commissioners

City Mayors including The London Mayor

NHS Managers on salaries over that of highest paid Nurse

BBC Executives on salaries of over 100k

Reality TV ‘Stars’

TV presenters on salaries more than 150k
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Long slender neck wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2024 2:22 pm Landlord
Does that include Housing Associations?
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Omygawd wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2024 2:42 pmLawyer
Hardly a non-job. Country would grind to a halt without them.
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Daily Express bot wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2024 2:34 pm
NHS Managers on salaries over that of highest paid Nurse
How would the NHS run if it didn't have any managers? Just Drs and nurses riffing and sorting themselves out?
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Accountants who go through my expense receipts.
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Long slender neck wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2024 3:09 pm Footballer
I agree, was going to list that myself but doubt if I could take the flak today. I will qualify Footballer by all Footballers earning over a million a year and Football Presenters and pundits earning over 500k a year.
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Proposition Joe wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2024 2:51 pm
Daily Express bot wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2024 2:34 pm
NHS Managers on salaries over that of highest paid Nurse
How would the NHS run if it didn't have any managers? Just Drs and nurses riffing and sorting themselves out?
The Doctors and Nurses used to sort themselves out with hardly any Managerial positions overseeing them. Have you ever seen ‘Dr in The House’ , ‘Only When I Laugh ‘ or Carry on Doctor?’
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Dunners wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2024 3:11 pm Accountants who go through my expense receipts.
Should've just stopped at accountants, all of the bastards. Especially the ones who help rich gits dodge their taxes. Put them against a wall and shoot the lot of them.
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Daily Express bot wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2024 3:28 pm
Proposition Joe wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2024 2:51 pm
Daily Express bot wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2024 2:34 pm
NHS Managers on salaries over that of highest paid Nurse
How would the NHS run if it didn't have any managers? Just Drs and nurses riffing and sorting themselves out?
The Doctors and Nurses used to sort themselves out with hardly any Managerial positions overseeing them. Have you ever seen ‘Dr in The House’ , ‘Only When I Laugh ‘ or Carry on Doctor?’
Genuinely can't work out if this is a serious post. Because you couldn't see the guys doing the admin in a Carry On film, all non medical jobs should be scrapped? Righto.
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Get rid of the managers from the NHS, recruit people to make a whistly sound as a doctor’s bra flies off
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What's the difference between a "Set-piece coach" (o-no) and a "Set piece coach" (CEB)?
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CEB wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2024 3:53 pm Get rid of the managers from the NHS, recruit people to make a whistly sound as a doctor’s bra flies off
Move Police to the NHS?
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faldO wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2024 3:58 pm What's the difference between a "Set-piece coach" (o-no) and a "Set piece coach" (CEB)?


You got me, i plagiarised him and I hoped nobody would notice. My dastardly plan was only foiled by my small but crucial error - ripping off his gag on the very same thread.
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Proposition Joe wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2024 3:45 pm [quote="Daily Express bot" post_id=364161 time=<a href="tel:1705591697">1705591697</a> user_id=1503]
[quote="Proposition Joe" post_id=364157 time=<a href="tel:1705589496">1705589496</a> user_id=160]
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NHS Managers on salaries over that of highest paid Nurse
How would the NHS run if it didn't have any managers? Just Drs and nurses riffing and sorting themselves out?
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The Doctors and Nurses used to sort themselves out with hardly any Managerial positions overseeing them. Have you ever seen ‘Dr in The House’ , ‘Only When I Laugh ‘ or Carry on Doctor?’
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Genuinely can't work out if this is a serious post. Because you couldn't see the guys doing the admin in a Carry On film, all non medical jobs should be scrapped? Righto.
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Proposition Joe wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2024 3:45 pm
Daily Express bot wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2024 3:28 pm
Proposition Joe wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2024 2:51 pm

How would the NHS run if it didn't have any managers? Just Drs and nurses riffing and sorting themselves out?
The Doctors and Nurses used to sort themselves out with hardly any Managerial positions overseeing them. Have you ever seen ‘Dr in The House’ , ‘Only When I Laugh ‘ or Carry on Doctor?’
Genuinely can't work out if this is a serious post. Because you couldn't see the guys doing the admin in a Carry On film, all non medical jobs should be scrapped? Righto.
The old spoof satirical shows were based on the real NHS roughly speaking. Doctor in the House opening credits filmed at the former Wanstead Hospital. There were not a hierarchy of Managers before they were introduced under Margaret Thatcher. The idea being that Doctors and Nurses should treat patients not get involved with admin.
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Daily Express bot wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2024 4:17 pm Doctor in the House opening credits filmed at the former Wanstead Hospital.
What does that have to do with anything? Back to thinking this is a ChatGPT bot account now. Just utterly random sentences.
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Proposition Joe wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2024 4:19 pm
Daily Express bot wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2024 4:17 pm Doctor in the House opening credits filmed at the former Wanstead Hospital.
What does that have to do with anything? Back to thinking this is a ChatGPT bot account now. Just utterly random sentences.
I thought you may have been interested. The hospital was subsequently converted into numerous flats with whole wards in some cases being used . Rumoured to be haunted too. They still conduct blood tests there and physiotherapy treatment there. There is a great fish restaurant nearby ‘The Ark’.
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Daily Express bot wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2024 2:44 pm
Omygawd wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2024 2:42 pmLawyer
Hardly a non-job. Country would grind to a halt without them.
I share Prop Joe's view that you are a bot. If not you have a lot to learn about the nuances of this Board.
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