Independent Leyton Orient Forum

Dunners wrote: ↑Tue Sep 19, 2023 6:36 am This is my idea for a new telly show.

Every Saturday evening, this show will reveal a celebrity or public figure who's been up to some shenanigans. Throughout the week, the tension rises as the public all try and guess who this week's nonce, rapist or whatever will be.

They can even place bets and submit their guesses to the show, with the studio audience being put into a prize draw for a touch of added glamour. I'm sure some prize suggestions will be forthcoming.

Throughout the show, the identity of the nonce is gradually revealed in segments in between an array of musical and comedy performances from various light entertainers. Which acts as a warning to those entertainers to watch their devious ways or else they could find themselves in the headline slot.

And then the moment for the big reveal arrives. I'm thinking something akin to the Masked Singer - The Masked Noncer, if you will - where a panel of celebrity judges all try and guess who it is.

The nonce then starts to take off the mask, while the studio audience all chant "Take it off!" And hey presto, the identity of this week's nonce is revealed.

There then needs to follow some booing etc, but said nonce receives a Blankety Blank Therapy Credit Note to treat their addiction. And after completing of their therapy they can go on some reality show to rehabilitate their public image.

I seriously think this would be a massive hit, and cannot believe nobody has thought of it until now.

The Mindsweep wrote: ↑Tue Sep 19, 2023 7:34 am How about a Crinkley Corner segment, where they wheel out an old nonce who has done there time in jail. Clues will be given, culminating before the reveal with host and audience as one shouting "Do you know who he is yet"

Dunners wrote: ↑Tue Sep 19, 2023 7:21 am For the Christmas special there could be a twist. The Masked Noncer isn't a nonce at all, but a decoy. Then, in a shock revelation (with der der DERRR shock music) the spotlight pivots to one of the celebrity judges who thought they had got away with it. The audience can then gasp, before booing and the throwing of objects ensues.

faldO wrote: ↑Tue Sep 19, 2023 9:03 am How about an "egg on their face" segment, where celebrities, journalists, and the like who have previously expressed admiration and support for the star of the show, but have subsequently done a u-turn, deleted instagrams, written about how they got it wrong, etc, are required to have an egg smashed on their head and let the yolk run down onto their face (not sure about the last bit).

Rich Tea Wellin wrote: ↑Tue Sep 19, 2023 8:30 am Quite like the idea of a through the paed hole look around their house and specifically their bedroom to look for weird sh*t they are into and the panel take guesses

Beradogs wrote: ↑Tue Sep 19, 2023 8:51 am At the end the nonces could be tied down on a conveyor belt and the contestants have to guess as many names in 45 seconds. The contestants wear blindfolds. No touching allowed except in the last 10 seconds called the erection section where you can seek more clues. The ones they guess right stay on the conveyor belt and drop off the end into the incinerator. There is of course one cuddly nonce every week, this is someone everyone including the BBC know is a wrong un but they have protection from the establishment. Guess a cuddly nonce and you win the star prize. Your very own slot presenting on CBeebies.

LittleMate wrote: ↑Tue Sep 19, 2023 1:30 pm What about letting a nonce off the un-masking - if they grass up another nonce of equal or greater "value".