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An Utter Disaster
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2022 1:52 pm
by Max B Gold
It's minus 4 degrees cee and the boiler won't work. No heat no hot water. FFS! The boiler guy can't come out until tomorrow.
I've got an electric heater I use in the shed in the living room but it's not touching it. Have turned on all the rings and oven on the Aga and thinking about introducing the air fryers but the house already smells like a chippy.
Plan is to go to work and rely on my taxi to save me from hypothermia and to run from the car to the bed where the electric blanket will be on when I finish.
It's a battle for survival in the frozen North. Roll on summer.
Re: An Utter Disaster
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2022 1:58 pm
by StillSpike
Had to have my LGP tank replaced today - the company knew it was needing replaced but had to wait till it was empty before they could do it. No heating this morning - minus 6 here - but now back on and slowly thawing out.
Re: An Utter Disaster
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2022 2:04 pm
by CEB
If I’d won an argument against my wife a few weeks back, we’d currently be freezing in one room of our place with no electricity or heating as we have building work done with the back of the building exposed to the elements. Luckily I lost that argument
Re: An Utter Disaster
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2022 2:21 pm
by Long slender neck
Max B Gold wrote: ↑Tue Dec 13, 2022 1:52 pm
It's minus 4 degrees cee and the boiler won't work. No heat no hot water. FFS! The boiler guy can't come out until tomorrow.
I've got an electric heater I use in the shed in the living room but it's not touching it. Have turned on all the rings and oven on the Aga and thinking about introducing the air fryers but the house already smells like a chippy.
Plan is to go to work and rely on my taxi to save me from hypothermia and to run from the car to the bed where the electric blanket will be on when I finish.
It's a battle for survival in the frozen North. Roll on summer.
Whats the problem? Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Re: An Utter Disaster
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2022 2:23 pm
by tuffers#1
Good Luck Max
Re: An Utter Disaster
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2022 2:25 pm
by Fisch
Erin Doors wants to visit Scotland, she's not impressed when l ask if she wants to freeze to death or die from multiple midge bites.
Re: An Utter Disaster
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2022 2:26 pm
by one o in huntingdon
Max B Gold wrote: ↑Tue Dec 13, 2022 1:52 pm
It's minus 4 degrees cee and the boiler won't work. No heat no hot water. FFS! The boiler guy can't come out until tomorrow.
I've got an electric heater I use in the shed in the living room but it's not touching it. Have turned on all the rings and oven on the Aga and thinking about introducing the air fryers but the house already smells like a chippy.
Plan is to go to work and rely on my taxi to save me from hypothermia and to run from the car to the bed where the electric blanket will be on when I finish.
It's a battle for survival in the frozen North. Roll on summer.
If its a combi the condenser outlet pipe might be frozen, all it needs is thawing with hot water or a hair dryer
Re: An Utter Disaster
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2022 2:30 pm
by Max B Gold
CEB wrote: ↑Tue Dec 13, 2022 2:04 pm
If I’d won an argument against my wife a few weeks back, we’d currently be freezing in one room of our place with no electricity or heating as we have building work done with the back of the building exposed to the elements. Luckily I lost that argument
I don't believe you. When did you ever "lose" an argument?
Re: An Utter Disaster
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2022 2:35 pm
by Max B Gold
one o in huntingdon wrote: ↑Tue Dec 13, 2022 2:26 pm
Max B Gold wrote: ↑Tue Dec 13, 2022 1:52 pm
It's minus 4 degrees cee and the boiler won't work. No heat no hot water. FFS! The boiler guy can't come out until tomorrow.
I've got an electric heater I use in the shed in the living room but it's not touching it. Have turned on all the rings and oven on the Aga and thinking about introducing the air fryers but the house already smells like a chippy.
Plan is to go to work and rely on my taxi to save me from hypothermia and to run from the car to the bed where the electric blanket will be on when I finish.
It's a battle for survival in the frozen North. Roll on summer.
If its a combi the condenser outlet pipe might be frozen, all it needs is thawing with hot water or a hair dryer
Is that the one that sticks out on the outside wall ?
Re: An Utter Disaster
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2022 2:40 pm
by BoniO
Max B Gold wrote: ↑Tue Dec 13, 2022 2:35 pm
one o in huntingdon wrote: ↑Tue Dec 13, 2022 2:26 pm
Max B Gold wrote: ↑Tue Dec 13, 2022 1:52 pm
It's minus 4 degrees cee and the boiler won't work. No heat no hot water. FFS! The boiler guy can't come out until tomorrow.
I've got an electric heater I use in the shed in the living room but it's not touching it. Have turned on all the rings and oven on the Aga and thinking about introducing the air fryers but the house already smells like a chippy.
Plan is to go to work and rely on my taxi to save me from hypothermia and to run from the car to the bed where the electric blanket will be on when I finish.
It's a battle for survival in the frozen North. Roll on summer.
If its a combi the condenser outlet pipe might be frozen, all it needs is thawing with hot water or a hair dryer
Is that the one that sticks out on the outside wall ?
Yes it is and I agree with HuntingdonO that this is a likely cause. Other simple thing to check is the pressure of your heating system - the gauge needs to be over 1 Bar to a max of 1.5 Bar with system off. You can top up if necessary by opening the 2 (probably) valves on your filling loop. Bon chance
Re: An Utter Disaster
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2022 2:50 pm
by CEB
Max B Gold wrote: ↑Tue Dec 13, 2022 2:30 pm
CEB wrote: ↑Tue Dec 13, 2022 2:04 pm
If I’d won an argument against my wife a few weeks back, we’d currently be freezing in one room of our place with no electricity or heating as we have building work done with the back of the building exposed to the elements. Luckily I lost that argument
I don't believe you. When did you ever "lose" an argument?
There was that thread about probability back in 2007
Re: An Utter Disaster
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2022 3:21 pm
by Long slender neck
No error code?
Re: An Utter Disaster
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2022 3:27 pm
by StillSpike
BoniO wrote: ↑Tue Dec 13, 2022 2:40 pm
Max B Gold wrote: ↑Tue Dec 13, 2022 2:35 pm
one o in huntingdon wrote: ↑Tue Dec 13, 2022 2:26 pm
If its a combi the condenser outlet pipe might be frozen, all it needs is thawing with hot water or a hair dryer
Is that the one that sticks out on the outside wall ?
Yes it is and I agree with HuntingdonO that this is a likely cause. Other simple thing to check is the pressure of your heating system - the gauge needs to be over 1 Bar to a max of 1.5 Bar with system off. You can top up if necessary by opening the 2 (probably) valves on your filling loop. Bon chance
Ditto this - I'm sure you know how to re-pressurise your combi boiler, but just in case you haven't done it before it's worth finding out and trying.
Re: An Utter Disaster
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2022 4:21 pm
by one o in huntingdon
Max B Gold wrote: ↑Tue Dec 13, 2022 2:35 pm
one o in huntingdon wrote: ↑Tue Dec 13, 2022 2:26 pm
Max B Gold wrote: ↑Tue Dec 13, 2022 1:52 pm
It's minus 4 degrees cee and the boiler won't work. No heat no hot water. FFS! The boiler guy can't come out until tomorrow.
I've got an electric heater I use in the shed in the living room but it's not touching it. Have turned on all the rings and oven on the Aga and thinking about introducing the air fryers but the house already smells like a chippy.
Plan is to go to work and rely on my taxi to save me from hypothermia and to run from the car to the bed where the electric blanket will be on when I finish.
It's a battle for survival in the frozen North. Roll on summer.
If its a combi the condenser outlet pipe might be frozen, all it needs is thawing with hot water or a hair dryer
Is that the one that sticks out on the outside wall ?
That's the one, if it freezes up the boiler won't work.
Re: An Utter Disaster
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2022 4:33 pm
by Orient_Man_And_Boy
Admittedly not with a boiler but I find throwing the make and model number into YouTube sometimes brings back some advice, especially, as above, about tweaking the pressure valves.
Or, if you have a smartphone, perhaps find a plumber who could spare just 5 mins on a FaceTime link (and therefore could be anywhere in the country) to see the boiler via the link?
Re: An Utter Disaster
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2022 6:28 pm
by Max B Gold
It's not the pressure. I know how to top that up when necessary. Sounds like it could be the condenser pipe but I would need a ladder for that.
I'll leave it to the experts tomorrow.
Re: An Utter Disaster
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2022 6:30 pm
by StockholmO
Tropical weather in the UK. This was what it was like when I left work in the dark. It’s a good job we have triple glazing and resistive and heat pumps.

Re: An Utter Disaster
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2022 6:33 pm
by Max B Gold
StockholmO wrote: ↑Tue Dec 13, 2022 6:30 pm
Tropical weather in the UK. This was what it was like when I left work in the dark. It’s a good job we have triple glazing and resistive and heat pumps.
You on a half day?
Re: An Utter Disaster
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2022 7:20 pm
by Real Al
I thought the point of an Aga was that it heated the entire house. Are you just trying to big up your Beko?
Re: An Utter Disaster
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2022 11:51 am
by Max B Gold
Real Al wrote: ↑Tue Dec 13, 2022 7:20 pm
I thought the point of an Aga was that it heated the entire house. Are you just trying to big up your Beko?
I'm going to let you into a little secret. I don't have an Aga I only said I did to make Dunners jealous and for Trump Plumbing to sneer at his screen.
Re: An Utter Disaster
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2022 11:54 am
by Max B Gold
Update: No sign of the boiler geezer yet. Living room eventually heated up with the electric radiator thing. Everywhere else is like the Artic.
Cat who likes to sleep on top of the radiator cover is angry and confused.
Re: An Utter Disaster
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2022 6:10 pm
by StockholmO
Now this is proper cold. All the moisture in my nose froze on the walk from the office to the car.

Re: An Utter Disaster
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2022 6:45 pm
by Fisch
How do you stand that? Strewth!
Re: An Utter Disaster
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2022 7:35 pm
by Adz
I sympathise with you, it's summer here and not forecast to get over 20 this week!
Re: An Utter Disaster
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2022 4:16 pm
by WickfordO
We are getting temps in the low teens C next week.