Nicola Sturgeon to resign as Scotland's first minister

[StillSpike]

A Lesser Spotted SITMF, glorious.

So rarely seen in the wild, nowadays.

[Proposition Joe]

Feels like it should be on Springwatch.

[Neptune's Spear]

Was woken at about 5 o'clock this morning by Storm Otto. Blowing an absolute hooly in the frozen north. Couldn't get back to sleep so started thinking about boring things to send me to sleep. Keir Starmer popped into my head. I thought, could probably make a good anagram out of that name. Half an hour later, had come up with Sir Meerkat. We'll chuffed I was. It was only later this morning that I realised there was a bloody R left over. If it wasn't for that extra R I would probably have voted Labour at the next election. As it is, will just have to stick with the SNP

What a lot a rubbish, you are indeed an absolute cretin

[Dunners]

Was woken at about 5 o'clock this morning by Storm Otto. Blowing an absolute hooly in the frozen north. Couldn't get back to sleep so started thinking about boring things to send me to sleep. Keir Starmer popped into my head. I thought, could probably make a good anagram out of that name. Half an hour later, had come up with Sir Meerkat. We'll chuffed I was. It was only later this morning that I realised there was a bloody R left over. If it wasn't for that extra R I would probably have voted Labour at the next election. As it is, will just have to stick with the SNP

I had a similar problem with Stella Creasy. As a fully paid up member of the Champagne Socialist Metropolitan Elite, I was going to vote for her. But she just reminds me of a mass-produced, mid-strength, piss-flavoured lager that is the tipple of choice for your garden variety, vest wearing, wife beating chav. So I had to stick with UKIP.

[Celtient]

Was woken at about 5 o'clock this morning by Storm Otto. Blowing an absolute hooly in the frozen north. Couldn't get back to sleep so started thinking about boring things to send me to sleep. Keir Starmer popped into my head. I thought, could probably make a good anagram out of that name. Half an hour later, had come up with Sir Meerkat. We'll chuffed I was. It was only later this morning that I realised there was a bloody R left over. If it wasn't for that extra R I would probably have voted Labour at the next election. As it is, will just have to stick with the SNP

What a lot a rubbish, you are indeed an absolute cretin

At least I know that Neptune had a trident, not a spear. Moron

[Max B Gold]

This is a decent analysis. Warning: includes liberal use of the C word

https://www.conter.scot/2023/2/15/downf ... smal-rule/

l see little or no analysis in this, what else would you expect a Huff Post leftist hack to say? No balanced view here.

Ok. I will try again with this humble offering:

https://jonathonshafi.substack.com/p/af ... n-scottish

[Max B Gold]

Was woken at about 5 o'clock this morning by Storm Otto. Blowing an absolute hooly in the frozen north. Couldn't get back to sleep so started thinking about boring things to send me to sleep. Keir Starmer popped into my head. I thought, could probably make a good anagram out of that name. Half an hour later, had come up with Sir Meerkat. We'll chuffed I was. It was only later this morning that I realised there was a bloody R left over. If it wasn't for that extra R I would probably have voted Labour at the next election. As it is, will just have to stick with the SNP

I had a similar problem with Stella Creasy. As a fully paid up member of the Champagne Socialist Metropolitan Elite, I was going to vote for her. But she just reminds me of a mass-produced, mid-strength, piss-flavoured lager that is the tipple of choice for your garden variety, vest wearing, wife beating chav. So I had to stick with UKIP.

Good for you spotting another "operator" in the politics industry.

[Neptune's Spear]

Was woken at about 5 o'clock this morning by Storm Otto. Blowing an absolute hooly in the frozen north. Couldn't get back to sleep so started thinking about boring things to send me to sleep. Keir Starmer popped into my head. I thought, could probably make a good anagram out of that name. Half an hour later, had come up with Sir Meerkat. We'll chuffed I was. It was only later this morning that I realised there was a bloody R left over. If it wasn't for that extra R I would probably have voted Labour at the next election. As it is, will just have to stick with the SNP

What a lot a rubbish, you are indeed an absolute cretin

At least I know that Neptune had a trident, not a spear. Moron

You have some serious mental health problems

[Celtient]

Both Ms Sturgeon and I are seeking a second opinion on your diagnoses as feel we are detecting a pattern. Thanks for your concern anyway.

[greyhound]

https://r.search.yahoo.com/_ylt=AwrLBwt ... qKE9PbmgY-


she will have no bother getting another carrier.
absolute ringer off Jimmy.

[RedDwarf 1881]

And another decent female leader steps down cos they've, understandably, had enough.

The drive rightwards continues.

Jeezus , you really think she was a decent leader ? The only thing she’s done for Scotland was to increase the production of blue face paint. She’s been as incompetent as the Tories.

[Long slender neck]

What a lot a rubbish, you are indeed an absolute cretin

At least I know that Neptune had a trident, not a spear. Moron

You have some serious mental health problems

Play nicely

[RedDwarf 1881]

Excellent news . She won't be missed .

Why do you consider it to be excellent news?

[CEB]

Isn’t Neil Oliver a massive conspiracy theory crank?

[Proposition Joe]

An absolutely ginormous one, yes. Genuine LOL that anyone would produce one of his videos to back up any point they were making.

[BoniO]

An absolutely ginormous one, yes. Genuine LOL that anyone would produce one of his videos to back up any point they were making.

But this is RedDwarf after all - he still believes Trump won the election.

[Max B Gold]

An absolutely ginormous one, yes. Genuine LOL that anyone would produce one of his videos to back up any point they were making.

But this is RedDwarf after all - he still believes Trump won the election.

He is absolutely barking.

[tuffers#1]

Was woken at about 5 o'clock this morning by Storm Otto. Blowing an absolute hooly in the frozen north. Couldn't get back to sleep so started thinking about boring things to send me to sleep. Keir Starmer popped into my head. I thought, could probably make a good anagram out of that name. Half an hour later, had come up with Sir Meerkat. We'll chuffed I was. It was only later this morning that I realised there was a bloody R left over. If it wasn't for that extra R I would probably have voted Labour at the next election. As it is, will just have to stick with the SNP

What a lot a rubbish, you are indeed an absolute cretin

At least I know that Neptune had a trident, not a spear. Moron

007 actor Sir R Meerkat ! Vote Labour

[tuffers#1]

An absolutely ginormous one, yes. Genuine LOL that anyone would produce one of his videos to back up any point they were making.

But this is RedDwarf after all - he still believes Trump won the election.

[RedDwarf 1881]

An absolutely ginormous one, yes. Genuine LOL that anyone would produce one of his videos to back up any point they were making.

But this is RedDwarf after all - he still believes Trump won the election.

Do I believe there’s been some corruption and fraud in American elections, absolutely. Just look at what happened in Arizona for example

[RedDwarf 1881]

Isn’t Neil Oliver a massive conspiracy theory crank?

Is he, ? That’s just your opinion.

[tuffers#1]

An absolutely ginormous one, yes. Genuine LOL that anyone would produce one of his videos to back up any point they were making.

But this is RedDwarf after all - he still believes Trump won the election.

Do I believe there’s been some corruption and fraud in American elections, absolutely. Just look at what happened in Arizona for example

The Democrats won ?

[RedDwarf 1881]

An absolutely ginormous one, yes. Genuine LOL that anyone would produce one of his videos to back up any point they were making.

But this is RedDwarf after all - he still believes Trump won the election.

He is absolutely barking.

You mean Nicola Sturgeon and the SNP are .

[RedDwarf 1881]

But this is RedDwarf after all - he still believes Trump won the election.

Do I believe there’s been some corruption and fraud in American elections, absolutely. Just look at what happened in Arizona for example

The Democrats won ?

Everything is going to the Supreme Court so we’ll see.

[CEB]

Dearie me