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Re: Any jokes....

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2020 3:05 pm
by Real Al
I phoned the hospital to how my mate's doing - he's on one of those Dyson ventilators. The doc says he's picking up nicely.

Re: Any jokes....

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2020 8:44 pm
by StowieO
We are on the 5th day of lock-down and we are finding it very hard. I look at my wife at the window, tears streaming down her face, taught with frustration. It's so hard that sometimes I even think about letting her back in.

Re: Any jokes....

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2020 10:29 pm
by Disoriented
Cheshunto wrote: ā†‘Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:37 pm Apparently Prince Charles is self isolating at Balmoral with Covid -19
While Prince Andrew is self isolating at Windsor with Jennifer - 15
The best so far.

Re: Any jokes....

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2020 8:52 am
by Stowaway
A priest, a vicar and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says ā€œI think Iā€™m a type oā€.

Re: Any jokes....

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2020 3:48 pm
by greyhound
said to the wife last night why is you never tell me when you are
having an orgasm shy replied I don't like phoning you while you are at work. :lol:

Re: Any jokes....

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2020 4:04 pm
by slacker
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Re: Any jokes....

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2020 4:06 pm
by slacker
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Re: Any jokes....

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2020 9:40 pm
by Disoriented
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Re: Any jokes....

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 3:43 pm
by slacker

Re: Any jokes....

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 6:07 pm
by Thor
Good one slacker, that made me smile.

See Ashely has now put all staff outside of the first team on furlough, how many times is he going to put his foot in it?