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Re: Election Watch

Posted: Sat May 25, 2024 10:52 am
by Currywurst and Chips
Depriving us of Portillo moments

Still hope we might get one with Rees-Mogg or Mourdant though

Re: Election Watch

Posted: Sat May 25, 2024 12:59 pm
by Max B Gold
Dunners wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 7:58 am Out if the top seven candidates from the first round of the 2019 Tory leadership contest, only one - Jeremy Hunt - is now standing to be a Tory MP.

At this rate it wouldn't surprise me if Sunak also declared that he was standing down.
Crivvens, let's hope not he's winning this election for TelAvivKeith single handed.

Re: Election Watch

Posted: Sun May 26, 2024 8:10 am
by Long slender neck
Bring back National Service? God, this is desperate stuff. What next? Hanging?

Re: Election Watch

Posted: Sun May 26, 2024 9:32 am
by Currywurst and Chips
Tripling down on the base of old people, trying to maximise turnout amongst them. Smart move

Expect to see some scare tactics targeting Labour through a pensioner prism soon enough

“Labour’s climate change measures will make winter colder”

Re: Election Watch

Posted: Sun May 26, 2024 9:46 am
by Proposition Joe
Currywurst and Chips wrote: Sun May 26, 2024 9:32 am Tripling down on the base of old people, trying to maximise turnout amongst them. Smart move

Expect to see some scare tactics targeting Labour through a pensioner prism soon enough

“Labour’s climate change measures will make winter colder”
Labour will ban flu jabs, bingo and Countdown.

Re: Election Watch

Posted: Sun May 26, 2024 9:59 am
by The Mindsweep
National Service only ran for 14 years between 1949 & 1963 and those alive now who did it will be over 80

Everyone hated it, those that had to do it, the services they were in and it was expensive

The only reason the Tories are thinking of bringing it back is because they haven't got any other ideas

Along with hanging, mentioned above, corporal punishment and smacking kids won't be far behind

Re: Election Watch

Posted: Sun May 26, 2024 10:34 am
by ChorizO
Proposition Joe wrote: Sun May 26, 2024 9:46 am
Currywurst and Chips wrote: Sun May 26, 2024 9:32 am Tripling down on the base of old people, trying to maximise turnout amongst them. Smart move

Expect to see some scare tactics targeting Labour through a pensioner prism soon enough

“Labour’s climate change measures will make winter colder”
Labour will ban flu jabs, bingo and Countdown.
Not to mention Bovril.

Re: Election Watch

Posted: Sun May 26, 2024 10:57 am
by Friend or fart
Tories hurtling towards the General Election like lemmings over a cliff. I'm beginning to wonder if the Liberals will form the main opposition.

Re: Election Watch

Posted: Sun May 26, 2024 12:44 pm
by Dunners
If national service is brought in, I just hope I'm just above the maximum age limit.

Re: Election Watch

Posted: Sun May 26, 2024 12:54 pm
by Hoover Attack
Long slender neck wrote: Sun May 26, 2024 8:10 am Bring back National Service? God, this is desperate stuff. What next? Hanging?
Which party are going for this?

Re: Election Watch

Posted: Sun May 26, 2024 2:13 pm
by Brigs
Friend or faux wrote: Sun May 26, 2024 10:57 am Tories hurtling towards the General Election like lemmings over a cliff. I'm beginning to wonder if the Liberals will form the main opposition.
They may get a few Labour voters on board to
Lead them too a win.

Re: Election Watch

Posted: Sun May 26, 2024 2:13 pm
by Brigs
ChorizO wrote: Sun May 26, 2024 10:34 am
Proposition Joe wrote: Sun May 26, 2024 9:46 am
Currywurst and Chips wrote: Sun May 26, 2024 9:32 am Tripling down on the base of old people, trying to maximise turnout amongst them. Smart move

Expect to see some scare tactics targeting Labour through a pensioner prism soon enough

“Labour’s climate change measures will make winter colder”
Labour will ban flu jabs, bingo and Countdown.
Not to mention Bovril.
Leave Bovril alone !

Re: Election Watch

Posted: Mon May 27, 2024 8:58 am
by ChorizO
Brigs wrote: Sun May 26, 2024 2:13 pm
ChorizO wrote: Sun May 26, 2024 10:34 am
Proposition Joe wrote: Sun May 26, 2024 9:46 am

Labour will ban flu jabs, bingo and Countdown.
Not to mention Bovril.
Leave Bovril alone !
I don’t want to ban it. :lol:

Re: Election Watch

Posted: Mon May 27, 2024 7:43 pm
by Currywurst and Chips
Former European Research Group chairman and current Northern Ireland Minister Steve Baker has decided to campaign from Greece as he doesn’t want to cancel his holiday

Guess he’s given up as well but is too arrogant to relinquish his seat

https://m.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/p ... 78450.html

Re: Election Watch

Posted: Mon May 27, 2024 8:38 pm
by Proposition Joe
He's Northern Ireland minister? Kinell.

Re: Election Watch

Posted: Tue May 28, 2024 6:05 am
by Dunners
This national service policy announcement; We've just witnessed the Dead Cat strategy in action, haven't we?

Re: Election Watch

Posted: Tue May 28, 2024 7:27 am
by Rich Tea Wellin
Dunners wrote: Tue May 28, 2024 6:05 am This national service policy announcement; We've just witnessed the Dead Cat strategy in action, haven't we?
It’s a kid of incompetent thick of it characters sitting round a table brainstorming how to appeal to some of the knuckle draggers who have gone over to Reform, who think everything was better in the 50s and that ‘kids today blah blah’.
Indeed desperate stuff. It’s scary this lot are actually in power today

Re: Election Watch

Posted: Tue May 28, 2024 8:05 am
by Admin
Dunners wrote: Tue May 28, 2024 6:05 am This national service policy announcement; We've just witnessed the Dead Cat strategy in action, haven't we?
Yep. There’ll be more yet. I have a bet with a mate that Capital Punishment will get an airing during this campaign.

Re: Election Watch

Posted: Tue May 28, 2024 8:25 am
by The Mindsweep
How about

A St George's Day Bank Holiday
Over 65 parking bays
Compulsory short trousers for primary school boys
Uncancel Jim Davidson

Re: Election Watch

Posted: Tue May 28, 2024 8:38 am
by Proposition Joe
The Mindsweep wrote: Tue May 28, 2024 8:25 am How about

Over 65 parking bays
Can't see that being a vote winner for anyone, even if we're encouraging the use of public transport you'll need a load more than that.

Re: Election Watch

Posted: Tue May 28, 2024 8:38 am
by Give it to Jabo
The army has said it does not want amateur conscripts…

Re: Election Watch

Posted: Tue May 28, 2024 5:06 pm
by Dunners
Currywurst and Chips wrote: Mon May 27, 2024 7:43 pm Former European Research Group chairman and current Northern Ireland Minister Steve Baker has decided to campaign from Greece as he doesn’t want to cancel his holiday

Guess he’s given up as well but is too arrogant to relinquish his seat

https://m.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/p ... 78450.html
Quite right, too. I happen to be in Greece right now too. I'll keep an eye out for old Steve-o at the olympiacos vs fiorentina game tomorrow night.

Re: Election Watch

Posted: Tue May 28, 2024 8:58 pm
by The Mindsweep
No words


Re: Election Watch

Posted: Tue May 28, 2024 9:03 pm
by Currywurst and Chips
Is this another case of “they don’t know what’s best for them” snobbery? :ugeek:

A classic of the election genre seldom seen since 2019 and reached a high point in June 2016

Re: Election Watch

Posted: Tue May 28, 2024 9:05 pm
by BiggsyMalone
Currywurst and Chips wrote: Tue May 28, 2024 9:03 pm Is this another case of “they don’t know what’s best for them” snobbery? :ugeek:

A classic of the election genre seldom seen since 2019 and reached a high point in June 2016
No, its a case of pointing out stupidity