Prerequisites For Labour's Next Leader

[Clive Evans]

1. No beard, especially not a greying one, 2. Not Welsh, 3. Not Ginger, 4. Not having any links to Islington. 5. Must be patriotic 6. Preferably a military background ( goes down with the Working Classes ) 7. Male ( most Unions have an aversion to women, especially the more " traditional " Unions ) 8. A knighthood wood be handy to add an air of gravitas. 9. A slight regional accent ( not Welsh ) 10. Have no mirky background of saying nice things about : IRA, Hamas, Hezbollah, Libya, Iran etc. Anyone fit the Bill?

[Max B Gold]

Sounds like you want Hitler but he's dead so you need to discount him.

[Max B Gold]

1. No beard, especially not a greying one, 2. Not Welsh, 3. Not Ginger, 4. Not having any links to Islington. 5. Must be patriotic 6. Preferably a military background ( goes down with the Working Classes ) 7. Male ( most Unions have an aversion to women, especially the more " traditional " Unions ) 8. A knighthood wood be handy to add an air of gravitas. 9. A slight regional accent ( not Welsh ) 10. Have no mirky background of saying nice things about : IRA, Hamas, Hezbollah, Libya, Iran etc.10. Mildly racist but not offensively so. 11. Willing to take and follow instructions from the Israeli Embassy. Anyone fit the Bill?

I've added a couple. HTH.

[point nine one eight]

1. No beard, especially not a greying one, 2. Not Welsh, 3. Not Ginger, 4. Not having any links to Islington. 5. Must be patriotic 6. Preferably a military background ( goes down with the Working Classes ) 7. Male ( most Unions have an aversion to women, especially the more " traditional " Unions ) 8. A knighthood wood be handy to add an air of gravitas. 9. A slight regional accent ( not Welsh ) 10. Have no mirky background of saying nice things about : IRA, Hamas, Hezbollah, Libya, Iran etc. Anyone fit the Bill?

Wonder what Tony's doing at the moment, he was dam good at winning elections

[Fanny]

11. Doesn’t send kids to private school whilst trying to claim that state schools need improvement

[Chicken Dhansak]

12. Doesn't make cheap, snide comments about small countries trying to survive in a hostile world. WSS is good at that.

[point nine one eight]

12. Doesn't make cheap, snide comments about small countries trying to survive in a hostile world. WSO is good at that.

Ya going off track now, pay attention

[Chief crazy horse]

1. No beard, especially not a greying one, 2. Not Welsh, 3. Not Ginger, 4. Not having any links to Islington. 5. Must be patriotic 6. Preferably a military background ( goes down with the Working Classes ) 7. Male ( most Unions have an aversion to women, especially the more " traditional " Unions ) 8. A knighthood wood be handy to add an air of gravitas. 9. A slight regional accent ( not Welsh ) 10. Have no mirky background of saying nice things about : IRA, Hamas, Hezbollah, Libya, Iran etc. Anyone fit the Bill?

Wonder what Tony's doing at the moment, he was dam good at winning elections

. Damn good with spin and bulls--t too.

[Ronnie Hotdogs]

12. Happy to bend over for the Barclays, Rothermere, Murdoch and any other press baron fannies.

[Ronnie Hotdogs]

13. A penchant for doing wars, legal or otherwise.

[Still's Carenae]

I see Emily Lady Thornbury has thrown her hat in the ring.

[point nine one eight]

13. A penchant for doing wars, legal or otherwise.

Name any other Labour Politition who won 3 elections on the bounce

[Ronnie Hotdogs]

14. Not looking like a Clare Balding/Sandy Toskvig mash up.

[Ronnie Hotdogs]

13. A penchant for doing wars, legal or otherwise.

Name any other Labour Politition who won 3 elections on the bounce

What are you talking about?

[point nine one eight]

13. A penchant for doing wars, legal or otherwise.

What are you talking about?

[Ronnie Hotdogs]

What are you talking about?

Thanks for clarifying.

[Thor]

I see Emily Lady Thornbury has thrown her hat in the ring.

If she wins there is more chance of hell freezing over than labour ever getting back in power. She shes as fake as they come lady whatever she calls herself in private hypocrite.

[Ronnie Hotdogs]

I see Emily Lady Thornbury has thrown her hat in the ring.

If she wins there is more chance of hell freezing over than labour ever getting back in power. She shes as fake as they come lady whatever she calls herself in private hypocrite.

Fake doesn't seem to be an issue with the electorate.

[Thor]

True

[cockhat]

Whoever is chosen must have had coffee and been vetted by our great Martin Ling!

[Still's Carenae]

I see Sir Keir Starner has had millionaire removed from his wiki page.

2 front bench now putting themselves forward. Emily Thornbury is actually Lady Nugee. I prefer Lady Gaga.

[Max B Gold]

I see Sir Keir Starner has had millionaire removed from his wiki page.

2 front bench now putting themselves forward. Emily Thornbury is actually Lady Nugee. I prefer Lady Gaga.

What you got against millionaires? It's that kind of anti-aspirational thinking that lost Labour the election(s).

[Ronnie Hotdogs]

Has to be RLB or Rayner but you can see the shitrags campaigns already. Both will be Corbyn's puppets and tarred with the AS stick, RLB will be a double barrelled posho and part of the metropolitan elite because she's a solicitor and went to London once, Rayner will be a thicko slag because she left school at 16 preggers without any qualifications.

[BoniO]

The Labour Party should try and get Boris in the door in the January transfer window. He wouldn't have any ideological issues with playing for Labour as long as he was on a good wedge. Proven winner and all that.

[ComeOnYouOs]

The election last week has proved the number 1 requisite for being a successful leader is telling lies...whopping big ones..and repeating them over and over again
Thats it!