Labour Watch

[Proposition Joe]

Jesus Christ.

[Hoover Attack]

You can call me Alpaca

We’re all friends. You can call me Al.

I can call you ****.

[CEB2ElectricBoogaloo]

Icredible

[Hoover Attack]

Icredible

You are, sometimes.

[Dunners]

Whatever it is they've been posting must be really bad. Someone has to leak this.

[Max B Gold]

Looks like they will fit in well at the Far Right Reform Party after Sir Keith Kid Starver kicks them out of his slightly less Far Right Labour Party

[Currywurst and Chips]

This isn’t a parody

[CEB2ElectricBoogaloo]

Again, Jesus Christ

[Admin]

Do they actually pay people to come up with this sh*t?

[Dunners]

Loving how they think they can impress anyone tempted by Reform UK by rounding up some Filipino nail bar workers.

[Max B Gold]

Do they actually pay people to come up with this sh*t?

I suspect so but they have to be moral degenerates to get the job.

[Dunners]

How much does it pay?

[Max B Gold]

Not as much as your pencil sharpening job.

[Proposition Joe]

Labour actually trying to do the right thing and still effing it up:

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr ... lloff-2024

[Dunners]

LOL

[Hoover Attack]

Kev Gilet is not a real person

[Admin]

And lo, a great noticing of things began to take place......

[Hoover Attack]

Caller "Hello, is this GB News?'
Operator " No sir, this is the BBC'
Caller "Oh for f*cks sake. Do you know the number for GB News?'
Operator "No sir, sorry"
Caller "Oh never f*cking mind, you'll do. Right, I've got a story on that Reeves c*nt'.
Operator "Just putting you through to the News Desk right now. Can I ask who's calling?"
Caller " Er yeah, it's, er, Kev.
Operator "And a surname please, 'Kev' ?"
Caller *looks down and around for inspiration, notices cold arms that he's been hangin out his cab window* " Er, Gilet. It's, er, Kev Gilet"

[Proposition Joe]

Can't believe this witness is the best the BBC can get.

[Dunners]

Caller "Hello, is this GB News?'
Operator " No sir, this is the BBC'
Caller "Oh for f*cks sake. Do you know the number for GB News?'
Operator "No sir, sorry"
Caller "Oh never f*cking mind, you'll do. Right, I've got a story on that Reeves c*nt'.
Operator "Just putting you through to the News Desk right now. Can I ask who's calling?"
Caller " Er yeah, it's, er, Kev.
Operator "And a surname please, 'Kev' ?"
Caller *looks down and around for inspiration, notices cold arms that he's been hangin out his cab window* " Er, Gilet. It's, er, Kev Gilet"

Very funny. But I don't drive a cab, so the joke's on you.

[Hoover Attack]

Come on mods, make this happen.

[Admin]

Come on mods, make this happen.

Ok.

[Hoover Attack]

Come on mods, make this happen.

Ok.

[Admin]

Come on mods, make this happen.

Ok.

Have I misunderstood your request?

[Pugwash]

Ok.

Have I misunderstood your request?

All I can picture is Kevin Turvey blowing a gasket