Happy St George’s Day

[Proposition Joe]

It's like he and Starmer are in a constant battle to out-cringe one another.

[Hoover Attack]

Starmer would have the camera zoomed in on the cup and he'd be in soft focus.

[Rubex Kube]

Let's declare war on France!

I know you're joking but there is something in this.

Each year, on the evening of the 22nd April, there should be an Ant and Dec hosted show where various National Treasure celebrities state their case for which country we attack the following morning. The public then text vote (calls costing £1 plus standard network messaging cost, 10% of profits from the text-in going to Help for Heroes and building a new HMS warship) to decide the outcome. One lucky voter is drawn at random to press the button the next day to launch the first missiles.

Just do the Tango ad instead

[Proposition Joe]

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/202 ... ral-london

Another group of protesters only intent on causing trouble, abusing the Police and showing no respect for our laws or society, they should all be sent ba...oh.

[Max B Gold]

Same time, same place next year for the annual Gammon riot.

[Dunners]

Yep. See you there mate.