Titan submarine

[Max Fowler]

I don't think a commercial agreement will have been reached, my money is on the dad and son teaming up and taking the others out.

[CEB]

What’s their food situation? They’re gonna be eating each other too. Any fatties down there?

[Max Fowler]

What’s their food situation? They’re gonna be eating each other too. Any fatties down there?

Too far mate - you've plumbed new depths with that comment.

[Proposition Joe]

What’s their food situation? They’re gonna be eating each other too. Any fatties down there?

Too far mate - you've plumbed new depths with that comment.

Can't believe people are joking about this, who would sink so low?

[CEB]

Listen, u boat need to stop having a go at me

[Proposition Joe]

You upset? Das not our problem

[Stan1972]

What’s their food situation? They’re gonna be eating each other too. Any fatties down there?

Disgusting post, you should be ashamed CEB!

[tuffers#1]

You upset? Das not our problem

Using the German word for THE is a complete FAIL !

[Proposition Joe]

In what way is it a fail, tuffers?

[tuffers#1]

The has no Relevence to the Titan sub , Boot or Das Boot would Smarm boy !

[Max B Gold]

You upset? Das not our problem

Using the German word for THE is a complete FAIL !

I chuckled but only for a moment and stopped as I realised the enormity of the plight of the billionaires.

Apparently one of the intrepid explorers or horrendous ghouls (depending on how you categorise their trip to gawp at a mass grave) is studying in Glasgow.

We know this because one of the utterly useless Labour MSPs, we have up here, mentioned it in Parliament. RIP.

Where is Jacques Cousteau when you need him?

[Proposition Joe]

The has no Relevence to the Titan sub , Boot or Das Boot would Smarm boy !

But the fact you know I was talking about Das Boot rather proves the opposite. Your desire to so regularly self-own is a genuine wonder.

[CEB]

My favourite type of self own he does is when he’ll lord it over someone for a superfluous comma in a paragraph that barely registers as English.

The guy hasn’t got a scuba what he’s talking about.

[CEB]

What’s their food situation? They’re gonna be eating each other too. Any fatties down there?

Disgusting post, you should be ashamed CEB!

Can’t see the submarine pun in there. Give us a clue?

[tuffers#1]

The has no Relevence to the Titan sub , Boot or Das Boot would Smarm boy !

But the fact you know I was talking about Das Boot rather proves the opposite. Your desire to so regularly self-own is a genuine wonder.

I saw the Das as a very Lazy attempt at Humour which failed . Own your sh!t Preppy Jo

[BoniO]

Does the Titan have toilet facilities? If not their ordure will be even worse

[tuffers#1]

My favourite type of self own he does is when he’ll lord it over someone for a superfluous comma in a paragraph that barely registers as English.

The guy hasn’t got a scuba what he’s talking about.

You measuring your micro penis with a rice kripspie again obe ?

[CEB]

The has no Relevence to the Titan sub , Boot or Das Boot would Smarm boy !

But the fact you know I was talking about Das Boot rather proves the opposite. Your desire to so regularly self-own is a genuine wonder.

I saw the Das as a very Lazy attempt at Humour which failed . Own your sh!t Preppy Jo

Julia Davis in the “thick person for hire” sketch in Jam has nothing on you

[Max Fowler]

Not going to lie, I foe'd him yonks ago because his inane ramblings drive me round the bends.

[CEB]

That’s a great idea

[Proposition Joe]

The has no Relevence to the Titan sub , Boot or Das Boot would Smarm boy !

But the fact you know I was talking about Das Boot rather proves the opposite. Your desire to so regularly self-own is a genuine wonder.

I saw the Das as a very Lazy attempt at Humour which failed . Own your sh!t Preppy Jo

Not finding it funny is perfectly valid (it wasn't going to get me a run at the O2) but that's not what you initially said. It would help everyone immensely if you could maintain at least some vague consistency between one post and the next.

[CEB]

Its better than Micky Flanagan

[tuffers#1]

But the fact you know I was talking about Das Boot rather proves the opposite. Your desire to so regularly self-own is a genuine wonder.

I saw the Das as a very Lazy attempt at Humour which failed . Own your sh!t Preppy Jo

Not finding it funny is perfectly valid (it wasn't going to get me a run at the O2) but that's not what you initially said. It would help everyone immensely if you could maintain at least some vague consistency between one post and the next.

So puns followed by more puns
isnt trying to be humourus on a
thread about a missing under
water Vessell ?

If you say so Vorschlag J

[tuffers#1]

But the fact you know I was talking about Das Boot rather proves the opposite. Your desire to so regularly self-own is a genuine wonder.

I saw the Das as a very Lazy attempt at Humour which failed . Own your sh!t Preppy Jo

Julia Davis in the “thick person for hire” sketch in Jam has nothing on you

What you mincing on about now Micro thing ?

[CEB]

He didn’t say it wasn’t supposed to be funny. He said that it’s fine to not find it funny.

Has something happened in your life recently? Because you seem literally unable to carry a thought from one post to the next, and if you were a friend of mine or a family member, I would be suggesting looking into whether something is going on there.

Because honestly, dropping the “hilarious” banter for a moment - you can do micro penis jokes til the cows come home, I honestly don’t care or mind - but seeing the same patterns in your exchanges on many threads, with many different people, it seems like something is up with how you process words/language.