Misheard Lyrics

[Lucky7]

The one that sticks out for me was the Police message in a bottle I used to think he was singing

A year has passed since I broke my nose

Any others?

[Lovejoy]

The Police again with So Lonely sounded like Sue Lawley.

[Esteban]

Many Gray

“I wear goggles when you are not here”

[Fisch]

Peter Kay classic -

[Clive Evans]

You have to be an oldie to appreciate this one: A song by the Sandpipers ( a famous Cuban song ) Guantanamera. My friends mother in all seriousness asked him why they were singing a song about One ton of marrows?
Also The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite-----one line is it Calling Jamaica ( no ), calling don't wake her ( perhaps) or call me when you try to wake her ( that's what Wiki pedia reckons ). Good song, they need to improve their diction.

[MrB]

Whitney Houston’s “I miss you Dennis Bradley” instead of “I miss you desperately”

[tuffers#1]

Bohemian Rhapsody
Spare him his life for his pork sausages

Destinys child
Alf Garnett ( ive got it ) i think

[Lovejoy]

Starship - We Built This City On Sausage Rolls

[Mick McQuaid]

Also The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite-----one line is it Calling Jamaica ( no ), calling don't wake her ( perhaps) or call me when you try to wake her ( that's what Wiki pedia reckons ). Good song, they need to improve their diction.

I always heard it as 'come in Cheryl Baker' .

[Lovejoy]

Paul Young - Every Time You Go Away You Take A Piece Of Meat With You

[KerryGold]

Billy Ocean - Go and get stuffed !!!!

UB40 - I have a one inch head

[Lovejoy]

This one was used for a tv advert.

Desmond Dekker - Me Ears Are Alight

[Thor]

Also The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite-----one line is it Calling Jamaica ( no ), calling don't wake her ( perhaps) or call me when you try to wake her ( that's what Wiki pedia reckons ). Good song, they need to improve their diction.

I always heard it as 'come in Cheryl Baker' .

I agree they are calling Cheryl baker up.

[Andersonitis]

Take your teeth out tell me I know ..

Chiquitita ABBA

[Lovejoy]

Take your teeth out tell me I know ..

Chiquitita ABBA

I was always thought they said 'chicken tikka'.

[Thor]

In Queens one vision it’s end with the line

Just gimme fried chicken.

[Blackadder]

What the hell is the lyric at the end of Mr. Blue Sky by the ELO?

[Lucky7]

What the hell is the lyric at the end of Mr. Blue Sky by the ELO?

I could be wrong but I always thought it said please turn me over

[Lovejoy]

In Queens one vision it’s end with the line

Just gimme fried chicken.

I remember that one now, hilarious!

[Rambling Man]

Poor old Freddie Mercury before he had his adenoids fixed used to sing; "Is this the real life? Is this just Battersea?"

(And then of course, "Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard")

[VeganO]

My favourite is can't stand gravy aka constant craving by KD Lang.

[Clive Evans]

Mr Blue Sky, was the last track on side 1 of the album. Hence pleeeeze tuurn meee oveeeer!!!

[Redcard]

Always seems to me in billy Jean , that michael Jackson is saying THE CHAIRS NOT MY SON.

[Redman]

Shalamar, I’m sure they sung “Ferret ears”, turns out it’s “There it is”.