Independent Leyton Orient Forum

I would never bother trying to verify anything nowadays so rely on my life experience, which is; Tory MP's, self serving horrible bastards, Labour MP's useless tossers. Lib Dems seem like nice enough people but a waste of a vote as will never win in my constituency. SNP some real dodgy characters am...

I told my mate that I had built a model of the Eiffel Tower.
"To scale"? he asked
"No", I replied " Just to look at"

I told my mate that I was in the pub and saw another bloke with his girlfriend. I said that I saw him put his arm around her three times. He said that he didn't believe me as no one had arms that long.

The idea that new music is equivalent to the discarded skip outside Tesco says quite a lot about you. I said skip outside of a restaurant, not Tesco. Please do keep the astute tips coming oh wise one. “It’s much cheaper to book a holiday to Spain in the middle of November than peak time in July or ...

I've read about that walk. Sounds challenging. Why is the walk done through the night?

The Wolf of Badenoch will be spinning in his grave at that pronunciation

Indeed there is. And?

Many people in Scotland will be away, as the election will be held during school holidays here. I doubt Rishi was counting on many votes from here anyway. Still, can't imagine there being a general election held in August

The Mansour family are thought to be worth £1 Trillion, so could probably manage to meet any financial penalty, as well as a few quid towards the " investigators" expenses

Financial Fair Play rules do not apply to Man City apparently, so they will dominate for as long as the money is pumped in

As VAR was intended to rectify clear and obvious errors, I'd impose a 20 second rule. If VAR can't decide if someone is offside or not in that time, then it obviously isn't clear and obvious. It's the waiting around for 2 or 3 minutes while pictures are forensically analysed that is killing the game

It's rare that you ever hear a song on this show that you would wish to ever hear again. Last time for me was probably Puppet On A String. I was only 7 at the time of course

Seems to me that contestants simply try to out-weird each other nowadays and it's all become a bit boring.

A couple of beers is actually 3 or 4. A few beers is 5 to 8 and a good few beers is anything above 8

Presumably my hand-turned gramophone is not on the prohibited list? I like to listen to my 78's collection at halftime

Well, they haven't fallen yet and I suspect that many Scots will continue to be too suspicious of Labour to consider voting for them again in large numbers

Curried tofu with pickle sounds delish

What about maybe giving out free Jelly Babies on a Friday? Admittedly, they ain't as good as they used to be ( they are just a blob that doesn't even look like a baby and are covered in white gunk) but it still might raise morale a bit

Just another day in the life of a Tory MP. Hardly newsworthy in my opinion

Wonder what it was that Cruyff witnessed? Eight years now since he "died". Would have thought the case would have come to court by now. Of course, with a cover up on this scale, we'll probably never hear about it. I imagine Cruyff will be living on a ranch in Wyoming or somewhere, trying t...

Celtic's Charlie Tully scored direct from a corner kick against Falkirk in 1953. The ref disallowed the goal saying that the ball hadn't been fully in the corner flag arc. He re-took the corner and scored again

True. I can't count the number of times I've sent indecent pics of myself to strangers but haven't had the courage to apologise

I think they will have gained a lot of new voters with the latest revelations regarding William Wragg. That only 3 Tory MP's were apparently moved to send nudey pics of themselves to strangers, suggests that the party is getting it's house in order. Not only that, Wragg himself has "courageousl...

I guess he's referring to the bit about the gunmen wandering casually around for an hour, killing at will with no sense of urgency in a country where police/ FSB are virtually everywhere

Love the tactics magnetboard. Looks like the Southend keeper is being used to hold the teamsheets up