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Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2022 11:47 am**

As suggested by Navvy.

With or without participation of another human being.

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2022 12:09 pm**

How do you have sex without another human?

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2022 12:13 pm**

PW leads a sheltered life & there was me thinking that he was a bit of a W-nker!

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2022 12:15 pm**

BTW sex is quite low down of my life style requirements: Locomotion, breathing and eating/drinking have greater emphasis. Sex is just a pleasant but very distant memory.

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2022 12:17 pm**

I'm at it right now.

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2022 12:42 pm**

Dunners wrote: ↑Wed Feb 02, 2022 12:17 pm I'm at it right now.

Wipe the keyboard after you've finished please Dunners.

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2022 12:48 pm**

Do dreams count

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2022 1:02 pm**

1-0 Cox 3 minutes

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2022 1:07 pm**

Constanza wrote: ↑Wed Feb 02, 2022 1:02 pm 1-0 Cox 3 minutes

Tiny Cox ?

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2022 1:15 pm**

I’m at it right now, with your mum.

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2022 1:24 pm**

Ronnie Hotdogs wrote: ↑Wed Feb 02, 2022 1:15 pm I’m at it right now, with your mum.

I wondered who was tickling me.

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2022 1:26 pm**

BIGRON wrote: ↑Wed Feb 02, 2022 12:48 pm Do dreams count

Always Ron, always!

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2022 2:45 pm**

I’m married and 59 years old. Don’t ask.

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2022 2:56 pm**

If my memory wasn't failing so badly, I'd probably be more upset about it.

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2022 3:07 pm**

Ronnie Hotdogs wrote: ↑Wed Feb 02, 2022 1:15 pm I’m at it right now, with your mum.

No surprise, she passed away 4 years ago.

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2022 5:53 pm**

As daughter 23 years and 3 months old it must be 25 years

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2022 5:55 pm**

Today

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2022 5:56 pm**

Stamford O wrote: ↑Wed Feb 02, 2022 5:53 pm As daughter 23 years and 3 months old it must be 25 years

Blimey mate, that must have been some pregnancy

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2022 6:11 pm**

Does a Monica Count ?

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2022 6:27 pm**

BoniO wrote: ↑Wed Feb 02, 2022 5:56 pm
Stamford O wrote: ↑Wed Feb 02, 2022 5:53 pm As daughter 23 years and 3 months old it must be 25 years
Blimey mate, that must have been some pregnancy

What are you suggesting?

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2022 6:42 pm**

Stamford O wrote: ↑Wed Feb 02, 2022 6:27 pm
BoniO wrote: ↑Wed Feb 02, 2022 5:56 pm
Stamford O wrote: ↑Wed Feb 02, 2022 5:53 pm As daughter 23 years and 3 months old it must be 25 years
Blimey mate, that must have been some pregnancy
What are you suggesting?

That either she's an elephant or your maths is off

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2022 6:48 pm**

Prestige Worldwide wrote: ↑Wed Feb 02, 2022 12:09 pm How do you have sex without another human?

Do you really have to ask that question on an Orient message board

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2022 6:56 pm**

Currywurst and Chips wrote: ↑Wed Feb 02, 2022 6:42 pm
Stamford O wrote: ↑Wed Feb 02, 2022 6:27 pm
BoniO wrote: ↑Wed Feb 02, 2022 5:56 pm

Blimey mate, that must have been some pregnancy
What are you suggesting?
That either she's an elephant or your maths is off

Just done maths.I'm in bits here now.Could have made a fortune selling story of 21 month pregnancy

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2022 7:20 pm**

so sorry for the late reply, it took ages deflating the doll !

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2022 7:27 pm**

Not saying she's done it but she's certainly thinking hard about it. I recognise the look.

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