The Ashes

[Top of the JES]

First day First test first session first ball England 0-1

Lunch 59-4

[Orientinoz]

Its not getting any better. England all out rain may save the day..

[Adz]

This is one of the weakest England teams in recent memory, we're gonna get stuffed.

[marcho]

Woeful

[EliotNes]

Terrible

[i8ubutler]

Rule No. 1.
Don't worry about the next Test, pick your best team.

[cymruO]

Awful, but let's see what happens when Australia bat.

[tuffers#1]

Remind me again ,to win you get to 10 as fast as possible?

[Mark0]

Remind me again ,to win you get to 10 as fast as possible?

Thats scotish rules but its the oposite rule in football for them

[tuffers#1]

Remind me again ,to win you get to 10 as fast as possible?

Thats scotish rules but its the oposite rule in football for them

Scotland take part in the ashes ?

[Highwood Man]

And just when you think things can't get any worse, they do!

[EliotNes]

So disappointed, I can't be bovvered to even read the reports, I just read the headlines.

[banqo]

Think I'll take a 4-0 thrashing now, with one draw (if we're very lucky).

[Rich Tea Wellin]

Warner had 9 lives but you’ve gotta take your chances in the ashes

[Smendrick Feaselberg]

Was comical to see the Aussies walking out in blazing sunshine at the start of day 2 after we chose to bat first the previous day in cloudy/damp conditions.

No doubt the ghost of Nasser past influenced the decision to bat first, but we immediately put ourselves at a disadvantage.

[Adz]

Any gambling man, get your money on a draw in Sydney. We haven't had a dry day in months.

Leach has put in the single worse bowling performance I have ever seen in the Ashes, how the hell is he in the team

[Orient Punxx]

Rory Burns - consistently

[Give it to Jabo]

So depressing.
Never mind we have Botham as Trade Envoy....

[Smendrick Feaselberg]

Might as well just go home

[banqo]

It's all going according to plan!! A 4-0 defeat plus a rain affected draw!!

[Give it to Jabo]

Yep..bring 'em home

[EliotNes]

So disappointing and annoying

[Smendrick Feaselberg]

Another hopeless collapse again.

Aussies dropped their first catch of the Ashes about 20 mins ago. We've dropped 9 so far.

[Smendrick Feaselberg]

All out for 236, trailing by 237. Aussies deciding to bat again. They can be all out for 50 and still win this.

[Give it to Jabo]

Enjoy listening during the night, except when it is no contest. Why is cricket better on the radio than football?