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Princess Di

Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2021 1:34 pm
by MayIPooOnYourKnee
Just went for a dental checkup and he asked if there was anything of particular concern on my mind. I said, ‘well obviously the anniversary of the death of England’s Rose Princess Diana’.
We both burst into tears for a good 15 minutes. We cried so much the assistant had to use the little mouth vacuum to dry our eyes.

Sleep tight Princess pearly white.

Re: Princess Di

Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2021 1:55 pm
by Max B Gold
I miss her too mate but not nearly as much as that Alpaca thing who got the bullet.

Re: Princess Di

Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2021 4:28 pm
by MayIPooOnYourKnee
Theres so many similarities with Geronimo. Killed by the British state on August 31st. Plus he was the peoples Alpaca. Ill never forget them both or 9/11.

Re: Princess Di

Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2021 5:02 pm
by tuffers#1
To lighten the mood
I shagged my neighbour on the 31st august 1997
For the 1st time
Ahh Angela .
😁

Re: Princess Di

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2021 1:36 pm
by Currywurst and Chips
So so sad

Image

Re: Princess Di

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2021 4:43 pm
by slacker
Is the Di-lee Express still running spurious Princess of Hearts and anti Chuck n Camilla stories on a frequent basis?

Re: Princess Di

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 1:13 pm
by Constanza
She was good in The Crown.

Re: Princess Di

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 5:09 pm
by Kimpon
MayIPooOnYourKnee wrote: Tue Aug 31, 2021 1:34 pm Just went for a dental checkup and he asked if there was anything of particular concern on my mind. I said, ‘well obviously the anniversary of the death of England’s Rose Princess Diana’.
We both burst into tears for a good 15 minutes. We cried so much the assistant had to use the little mouth vacuum to dry our eyes.

Sleep tight Princess pearly white.
I cry every time at the Dentist receiving the invoice.

Re: Princess Di

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 5:13 pm
by Kimpon
tuffers#1 wrote: Tue Aug 31, 2021 5:02 pm To lighten the mood
I shagged my neighbour on the 31st august 1997
For the 1st time
Ahh Angela .
😁
I heard that as well.

You asked how you were doing half way in the act.

She explained how you were in nautical terms ‘3 Knots’ she sighed.

She had to explain it to you…

‘Knot hard, Knot in and Knot having your money back’

Re: Princess Di

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 5:21 pm
by tuffers#1
Kimpon wrote: Thu Sep 02, 2021 5:13 pm
tuffers#1 wrote: Tue Aug 31, 2021 5:02 pm To lighten the mood
I shagged my neighbour on the 31st august 1997
For the 1st time
Ahh Angela .
😁
I heard that as well.

You asked how you were doing half way in the act.

She explained how you were in nautical terms ‘3 Knots’ she sighed.

She had to explain it to you…

‘Knot hard, Knot in and Knot having your money back’
Was that meant to be a joke ?
Ok ok ill give a little laugh then
Ha

Re: Princess Di

Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2021 5:47 pm
by Kimpon
I remember when the Prince of Wales was in tribute changed to the Princess of Wales in tribute to this fine Lady in about 1981 and the Darts Team had an extraordinary meeting regarding changing their tops to the new name. They did best Steak and Kidney Pie in there and their Cheese Ploughman’s was best around. For a late drink you had to leave the Ship Aground.

The Sweeney used to be up the Road and frequented both Pubs and the Royal Oak which was next door to OTV where you could buy a TV set for £1 with months guarantee. Still got mine.