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Spitting
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2020 12:10 pm
by cockhat
Footballs governing bodies have missed a trick here, with COVID rife, this revolting habit surely makes the transmission of the virus easier.
The TV pundits warn about bad language, and then we get close ups of player after player depositing oodles of saliva onto the pitch. Totally mad.
Re: Spitting
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2020 12:31 pm
by Ronnie Hotdogs
Have you ever exercised, cocky?
Re: Spitting
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2020 12:43 pm
by tuffers#1
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.thegua ... -officials
"Premier League issues restart rules with no spitting or crowding officials" .
Agree with Red though its very difficult not to spit if you're
Running around a lot.
I seem to remember this being discussed & the authorities said that it should then be done away from other players & staff in the ground or on the pitch.
Re: Spitting
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2020 9:56 pm
by Thor
I would have thought clearing your nose would be just as bad in the current climate? Plenty of players do this in a game, is that banned?
Re: Spitting
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2020 10:14 pm
by tuffers#1
Thor wrote: ↑Wed Sep 23, 2020 9:56 pm
I would have thought clearing your nose would be just as bad in the current climate? Plenty of players do this in a game, is that banned?
It was discussed either 5 live or talksport with a pfa rep & someone from
the F.A , nose clearing they said clubs would be advised to have towels available
& at the very least into your shirt then off to change it .
This was before lockdown was lifted & games re-started so how much was
set into rules if any is hard to say.
Re: Spitting
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2020 10:21 pm
by BIGRON
Spitting is rife in the east end , dirty bastards .
Re: Spitting
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2020 11:37 pm
by Ornchurch
BIGRON wrote: ↑Wed Sep 23, 2020 10:21 pm
Spitting is rife in the east end , dirty bastards .
By who?
Re: Spitting
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2020 11:43 pm
by Max B Gold
Ornchurch wrote: ↑Wed Sep 23, 2020 11:37 pm
BIGRON wrote: ↑Wed Sep 23, 2020 10:21 pm
Spitting is rife in the east end , dirty bastards .
By who?
Eastenders mainly.
Re: Spitting
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 12:07 am
by Ornchurch
Max B Gold wrote: ↑Wed Sep 23, 2020 11:43 pm
Ornchurch wrote: ↑Wed Sep 23, 2020 11:37 pm
BIGRON wrote: ↑Wed Sep 23, 2020 10:21 pm
Spitting is rife in the east end , dirty bastards .
By who?
Eastenders mainly.
Phil Mitchell?
Re: Spitting
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 12:10 am
by Max B Gold
Ornchurch wrote: ↑Thu Sep 24, 2020 12:07 am
Max B Gold wrote: ↑Wed Sep 23, 2020 11:43 pm
Ornchurch wrote: ↑Wed Sep 23, 2020 11:37 pm
By who?
Eastenders mainly.
Phil Mitchell?
For sure. But I noticed Snotters McFadzean had moved there recently.
Re: Spitting
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 12:33 am
by Lovejoy
Ornchurch wrote: ↑Wed Sep 23, 2020 11:37 pm
BIGRON wrote: ↑Wed Sep 23, 2020 10:21 pm
Spitting is rife in the east end , dirty bastards .
By who?
To state who the culprits are could be deemed as racist.
Re: Spitting
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 7:50 am
by Disoriented
cockhat wrote: ↑Wed Sep 23, 2020 12:10 pm
Footballs governing bodies have missed a trick here, with COVID rife, this revolting habit surely makes the transmission of the virus easier.
The TV pundits warn about bad language, and then we get close ups of player after player depositing oodles of saliva onto the pitch. Totally mad.
Couldn’t agree more. Disgusting habit which is dangerous now.
Re: Spitting
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 7:51 am
by Disoriented
Max B Gold wrote: ↑Wed Sep 23, 2020 11:43 pm
Ornchurch wrote: ↑Wed Sep 23, 2020 11:37 pm
BIGRON wrote: ↑Wed Sep 23, 2020 10:21 pm
Spitting is rife in the east end , dirty bastards .
By who?
Eastenders mainly.
Glasgow?
Re: Spitting
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 7:58 am
by Dunners
I have to admit that my piss does boil whenever I see someone spitting in the street. I'm begrudgingly prepared to make allowances for somenexercise activities, but anyone else should be shot on sight.
With a crossbow.
Dipped in burning tar.
And coated with deadly frog venom.
And a splash of Covid/Hepatitis for good measure.
And they should be repeatedly kicked in the bollocks while they lie dying in agony in the street.
Hopefully that will teach them a lesson and enough respect to never do it again.
Re: Spitting
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 7:59 am
by Currywurst and Chips
It's behind littering and putting your feet on the seat on trains but above getting on the train before people have got off in the Shithouserry Premier League
Re: Spitting
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 8:03 am
by Dunners
Hold on. What about people who walk about in public blasting music from their sh*tty tinny phone's speakers, for everyone else to enjoy?
Re: Spitting
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 8:09 am
by Currywurst and Chips
Dunners wrote: ↑Thu Sep 24, 2020 8:03 am
Hold on. What about people who walk about in public blasting music from their sh*tty tinny phone's speakers, for everyone else to enjoy?
A top contender from yesteryear!
It has fallen down the Shithouserry Premier League in recent years as headphone usage/availability has become more accessible and popular
Re: Spitting
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 8:12 am
by Dunners
I wish someone would inform the youngsters in our local park about these new fangled headphones things. But until they do I will just settle for giving them the occasional annoyed look and a condemning tut.
Re: Spitting
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 10:41 am
by Chicken Dhansak
Then there are the shitheads who saunter across the road with these bloody things on just waiting to be run over by a car that's blaring
it's horn informing the mindless moron that they are about to be killed.
Re: Spitting
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 10:50 am
by spen666
Max B Gold wrote: ↑Wed Sep 23, 2020 11:43 pm
Ornchurch wrote: ↑Wed Sep 23, 2020 11:37 pm
BIGRON wrote: ↑Wed Sep 23, 2020 10:21 pm
Spitting is rife in the east end , dirty bastards .
By who?
Eastenders mainly.
Isn't that how Dirty Den got his name?
Re: Spitting
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 11:42 am
by Oiram
Lot of spitting feathers from supporters in recent times.
Re: Spitting
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 11:46 am
by BIGRON
Lovejoy wrote: ↑Thu Sep 24, 2020 12:33 am
Ornchurch wrote: ↑Wed Sep 23, 2020 11:37 pm
BIGRON wrote: ↑Wed Sep 23, 2020 10:21 pm
Spitting is rife in the east end , dirty bastards .
By who?
To state who the culprits are could be deemed as racist.
Spot on


Re: Spitting
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 1:00 pm
by redintheface
Re: Spitting
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 7:22 pm
by Celtient
When I played football in my younger days, my mouth was always so dry that I couldn't have mustered a thimbleful of gob if I'd been paid. It astonished me that the pros can spray about a pint of the stuff.
Re: Spitting
Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2020 7:32 am
by Disoriented
Celtient wrote: ↑Thu Sep 24, 2020 7:22 pm
When I played football in my younger days, my mouth was always so dry that I couldn't have mustered a thimbleful of gob if I'd been paid. It astonished me that the pros can spray about a pint of the stuff.
That’s what coke does to you.