Independent Leyton Orient Forum

Posted: **Mon Jul 20, 2020 12:38 pm**

Set to stun
Not Basin cut

Posted: **Mon Jul 20, 2020 12:54 pm**

Scanners confirm Craig Clay's best before date expired in May 2019.

Posted: **Mon Jul 20, 2020 1:25 pm**

I get more life-signs if I point at the bushes.

Mikero

Posted: **Mon Jul 20, 2020 1:34 pm**

trial day one for the new season ticket scanners

Posted: **Mon Jul 20, 2020 1:39 pm**

you will not pass sideways . do you understand

Posted: **Mon Jul 20, 2020 1:45 pm**

Can you send me a copy, please?

Posted: **Mon Jul 20, 2020 2:04 pm**

Laser clay pigeon shooting

Posted: **Mon Jul 20, 2020 2:21 pm**

"Contract Extension - Positive"

Posted: **Mon Jul 20, 2020 3:03 pm**

Tuffers I am not giving you the keys to Ada's kit bag.

Posted: **Mon Jul 20, 2020 4:11 pm**

Hold it there
ZAP
Job done

Clay has been remoulded

Posted: **Mon Jul 20, 2020 4:19 pm**

Apple Wumble wrote: ↑Mon Jul 20, 2020 12:32 pm

Can someone get me a price check on a conference midfielder? This one won't scan.

Posted: **Mon Jul 20, 2020 4:55 pm**

Go ahead, punk. Make my day!

Posted: **Mon Jul 20, 2020 5:28 pm**

We are pleased to say that you have not been caught speeding Mr Clay and this season will be business as usual.

Posted: **Mon Jul 20, 2020 6:28 pm**

If your shoot like me, no problems, you’ll miss.

Posted: **Mon Jul 20, 2020 7:29 pm**

Why is it that the USS Enterprise red shirts always perish first?

Posted: **Tue Jul 21, 2020 11:07 am**

"It's life Jim, but not as we know it"

Posted: **Tue Jul 21, 2020 5:41 pm**

Thor wrote: ↑Mon Jul 20, 2020 3:03 pm Tuffers I am not giving you the keys to Ada's kit bag.

Dont shoot Thor
I believe you are really an Alien

Posted: **Wed Jul 22, 2020 10:56 pm**

I haven't got anything to beat the above which have given me a great laugh - thanks y'all.

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