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Boarding Olympics - Javelin Competition Today - Starts at 3.00pm
Posted: Tue May 05, 2020 2:18 pm
by Omygawd
The event will takes place in just over an hour. The following are competing, please wear a mask (compulsory to improve looks) and be honed, sharpened and oiled up by 3.00pm:
a) i8ubutler
b) Max B Gold
c) Disoriented
d) Omygawd
e) Celtient
f) StillSpike
g) Dunners
h) tuffers#1
i) ComeOnYouOs
j) BIGRON
k) Griffin1975
l) point nine one eight
m) EliotNes
n) DaggerHam
o) o-no
p) KC & sunshine band
q) Constanza
r) Banqo
s) Beradogs
t) Apple Wumble
u) Born to run
v) B.whitehouse+10more
w) Adz
x) johnko
y) Admin
A reminder of our Medal Table after the 100m:
Gold tuffers#1
Silver StillSpike
Bronze Celtient
Re: Boarding Olympics - Javelin Competition Tomorrow - Starts at 3.00pm
Posted: Tue May 05, 2020 2:23 pm
by StillSpike
I'm really going to get into shape for this.
Re: Boarding Olympics - Javelin Competition Tomorrow - Starts at 3.00pm
Posted: Tue May 05, 2020 2:31 pm
by KC & sunshine band
looking forward to this
been training big time
Who has volunteered has the javelin catcher ?
Re: Boarding Olympics - Javelin Competition Tomorrow - Starts at 3.00pm
Posted: Tue May 05, 2020 2:51 pm
by banqo
KC & sunshine band wrote: ↑Tue May 05, 2020 2:31 pm
looking forward to this
been training big time
Who has volunteered has the javelin catcher ?
Laura Kuenssberg or Kay Burley I hope!!
Re: Boarding Olympics - Javelin Competition Tomorrow - Starts at 3.00pm
Posted: Tue May 05, 2020 2:59 pm
by Dunners
Going to start practising right now.
Re: Boarding Olympics - Javelin Competition Tomorrow - Starts at 3.00pm
Posted: Tue May 05, 2020 3:10 pm
by i8ubutler
Right, warm up time.
Re: Boarding Olympics - Javelin Competition Tomorrow - Starts at 3.00pm
Posted: Tue May 05, 2020 3:15 pm
by tuffers#1
I am worried about the integrity of this event
So much so i am thinking of withdrawing in protest at the
audacity of "North Korean style Justice being served ".
It will be like watching the Chinese win numerous Gold medals in Bejing
Tarnished !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This in NO WAY represents the fine Athletes judges & Most importantly organisers &
Narators of these , Special testing times Olympic Games .
The Integrity of this Fine board & its content creators is at risk !!
I stand alone , if others dare to join me so be it .
Yours Honourably
tuffers#1
Re: Boarding Olympics - Javelin Competition Tomorrow - Starts at 3.00pm
Posted: Tue May 05, 2020 3:16 pm
by Long slender neck
How will this work?
Re: Boarding Olympics - Javelin Competition Tomorrow - Starts at 3.00pm
Posted: Tue May 05, 2020 3:27 pm
by Admin
Who cares? My victory is a certainty.
Re: Boarding Olympics - Javelin Competition Tomorrow - Starts at 3.00pm
Posted: Tue May 05, 2020 3:38 pm
by Constanza
I can see it has some good points.
Re: Boarding Olympics - Javelin Competition Tomorrow - Starts at 3.00pm
Posted: Tue May 05, 2020 3:48 pm
by tuffers#1
Admin wrote: ↑Tue May 05, 2020 3:27 pm
Who cares? My victory is a certainty.
Not if my Unilateral protest works !!!!


WHAT DO WE WANT
FREE JAVELIN MEDALS
WHEN DO WE WANT IT
WHEN ADMIN SAYS NOW


Re: Boarding Olympics - Javelin Competition Tomorrow - Starts at 3.00pm
Posted: Tue May 05, 2020 4:18 pm
by EliotNes
Ok, I'm up for it. I just hope I don't put my back out on the first throw.

Re: Boarding Olympics - Javelin Competition Tomorrow - Starts at 3.00pm
Posted: Tue May 05, 2020 4:20 pm
by KC & sunshine band
tuffers#1 wrote: ↑Tue May 05, 2020 3:48 pm
Admin wrote: ↑Tue May 05, 2020 3:27 pm
Who cares? My victory is a certainty.
Not if my Unilateral protest works !!!!


WHAT DO WE WANT
FREE JAVELIN MEDALS
WHEN DO WE WANT IT
WHEN ADMIN SAYS NOW

It does seem to be a bit dicey

Re: Boarding Olympics - Javelin Competition Tomorrow - Starts at 3.00pm
Posted: Tue May 05, 2020 4:22 pm
by KC & sunshine band
EliotNes wrote: ↑Tue May 05, 2020 4:18 pm
Ok, I'm up for it. I just hope I don't put my back out on the first throw.
dont take a chance - throw underarm

Re: Boarding Olympics - Javelin Competition Tomorrow - Starts at 3.00pm
Posted: Tue May 05, 2020 5:02 pm
by tuffers#1
KC & sunshine band wrote: ↑Tue May 05, 2020 4:20 pm
tuffers#1 wrote: ↑Tue May 05, 2020 3:48 pm
Admin wrote: ↑Tue May 05, 2020 3:27 pm
Who cares? My victory is a certainty.
Not if my Unilateral protest works !!!!


WHAT DO WE WANT
FREE JAVELIN MEDALS
WHEN DO WE WANT IT
WHEN ADMIN SAYS NOW

It does seem to be a bit dicey
Bit
Like team sky & the brown bag !!!!
I dont mind admin winning a medal
( just rather it be in an unexpected result in
a different competition )
But to demand so is dictating to the wonderful imagination of the competitors, but mostly to the
esteemed creator of such threads .
tuffers#1
OFFICIALLY WITHDRAWS
FROM THE JAVELIN COMPETITION & Will
only compete if there is a threat to his gold medal fairly won in the 100 metre dash .
Participation will therefore be left to the imagination of
content creator, in ways that throws will be measured ,
hopefully with my longest measured throw being no greater than 0.10 of a metre or by my hoisting of banners alluding to underhand tactics throughout the entire competition !!
Re: Boarding Olympics - Javelin Competition Tomorrow - Starts at 3.00pm
Posted: Tue May 05, 2020 5:08 pm
by Omygawd
tuffers#1 wrote: ↑Tue May 05, 2020 3:15 pm
I am worried about the integrity of this event
So much so i am thinking of withdrawing in protest at the
audacity of "North Korean style Justice being served ".
It will be like watching the Chinese win numerous Gold medals in Bejing
Tarnished !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This in NO WAY represents the fine Athletes judges & Most importantly organisers &
Narators of these , Special testing times Olympic Games .
The Integrity of this Fine board & its content creators is at risk !!
I stand alone , if others dare to join me so be it .
Yours Honourably
tuffers#1
The amount of integrity I have won't be compromised. I've already been banned, it will only be lifted once the final results are known. Mrs Omg has agreed to be our scrutineer to ensure everything is done by the rules.....
tuffers#1 - your withdrawal and concerns are both noted and duly ignored. Prepare to throw.......
Re: Boarding Olympics - Javelin Competition Tomorrow - Starts at 3.00pm
Posted: Tue May 05, 2020 5:10 pm
by Admin
Omygawd wrote: ↑Tue May 05, 2020 5:08 pm
tuffers#1 wrote: ↑Tue May 05, 2020 3:15 pm
I am worried about the integrity of this event
So much so i am thinking of withdrawing in protest at the
audacity of "North Korean style Justice being served ".
It will be like watching the Chinese win numerous Gold medals in Bejing
Tarnished !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This in NO WAY represents the fine Athletes judges & Most importantly organisers &
Narators of these , Special testing times Olympic Games .
The Integrity of this Fine board & its content creators is at risk !!
I stand alone , if others dare to join me so be it .
Yours Honourably
tuffers#1
The amount of integrity I have won't be compromised. I've already been banned, it will only be lifted once the final results are known. Mrs Omg has agreed to be our scrutineer to ensure everything is done by the rules.....
tuffers#1 - your withdrawal and concerns are both noted and duly ignored. Prepare to throw.......
Noted. Enjoy you're time in the boarding "re-education" facility in due course.
Re: Boarding Olympics - Javelin Competition Tomorrow - Starts at 3.00pm
Posted: Tue May 05, 2020 5:11 pm
by tuffers#1
Omygawd wrote: ↑Tue May 05, 2020 5:08 pm
tuffers#1 wrote: ↑Tue May 05, 2020 3:15 pm
I am worried about the integrity of this event
So much so i am thinking of withdrawing in protest at the
audacity of "North Korean style Justice being served ".
It will be like watching the Chinese win numerous Gold medals in Bejing
Tarnished !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This in NO WAY represents the fine Athletes judges & Most importantly organisers &
Narators of these , Special testing times Olympic Games .
The Integrity of this Fine board & its content creators is at risk !!
I stand alone , if others dare to join me so be it .
Yours Honourably
tuffers#1
The amount of integrity I have won't be compromised. I've already been banned, it will only be lifted once the final results are known. Mrs Omg has agreed to be our scrutineer to ensure everything is done by the rules.....
tuffers#1 - your withdrawal and concerns are both noted and duly ignored. Prepare to throw.......
☹☹☹


Its a ticking time

i tell thee
A ticking time

.
Re: Boarding Olympics - Javelin Competition Tomorrow - Starts at 3.00pm
Posted: Tue May 05, 2020 5:12 pm
by tuffers#1
Admin wrote: ↑Tue May 05, 2020 5:10 pm
Omygawd wrote: ↑Tue May 05, 2020 5:08 pm
tuffers#1 wrote: ↑Tue May 05, 2020 3:15 pm
I am worried about the integrity of this event
So much so i am thinking of withdrawing in protest at the
audacity of "North Korean style Justice being served ".
It will be like watching the Chinese win numerous Gold medals in Bejing
Tarnished !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This in NO WAY represents the fine Athletes judges & Most importantly organisers &
Narators of these , Special testing times Olympic Games .
The Integrity of this Fine board & its content creators is at risk !!
I stand alone , if others dare to join me so be it .
Yours Honourably
tuffers#1
The amount of integrity I have won't be compromised. I've already been banned, it will only be lifted once the final results are known. Mrs Omg has agreed to be our scrutineer to ensure everything is done by the rules.....
tuffers#1 - your withdrawal and concerns are both noted and duly ignored. Prepare to throw.......
Noted. Enjoy you're time in the boarding "re-education" facility in due course.

Re: Boarding Olympics - Javelin Competition Tomorrow - Starts at 3.00pm
Posted: Tue May 05, 2020 6:39 pm
by BIGRON
Before we start is there a front and back end of a javelin ? ...asking for a friend .
Re: Boarding Olympics - Javelin Competition Tomorrow - Starts at 3.00pm
Posted: Tue May 05, 2020 6:49 pm
by KC & sunshine band
BIGRON wrote: ↑Tue May 05, 2020 6:39 pm
Before we start is there a front and back end of a javelin ? ...asking for a friend .
batteries go in the end
Re: Boarding Olympics - Javelin Competition Tomorrow - Starts at 3.00pm
Posted: Wed May 06, 2020 8:58 am
by Constanza
Been in training throwing toothpicks at the voodoo doll I had made of Bechshitti.
Re: Boarding Olympics - Javelin Competition Today - Starts at 3.00pm
Posted: Wed May 06, 2020 11:58 am
by Omygawd
Just off to cut the grass in preparation
Re: Boarding Olympics - Javelin Competition Today - Starts at 3.00pm
Posted: Wed May 06, 2020 2:04 pm
by Omygawd
A private train bearing the blue and red flag of the Republic has just pulled in to what remains of the old Marshalling Yards to my right. The train was surrounded by running blokes in suits, shirts and ties. I think Admin has arrived.......
Re: Boarding Olympics - Javelin Competition Today - Starts at 3.00pm
Posted: Wed May 06, 2020 2:37 pm
by StillSpike
I've decided that I'm going to compete blindfolded, for awareness.