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Boris and Carrie
Posted: Sat Feb 29, 2020 7:30 pm
by Thor
Apparently they are engaged to be married and she is pregnant with his kid.
That is all.
Re: Boris and Carrie
Posted: Sat Feb 29, 2020 7:34 pm
by Real Al
So, no truth in the rumour that the reason he hasn't been seen in public is because he's had a black eye after Carrie decked him for shagging someone else while she's pregnant?
Re: Boris and Carrie
Posted: Sat Feb 29, 2020 7:39 pm
by BoniO
What kind of woman would truly find him attractive? I mean, really, apart from money & power he is an ugly fat kent isn't he.
Re: Boris and Carrie
Posted: Sat Feb 29, 2020 7:56 pm
by Constanza
Clearly a catholic
#withdrawl method
Re: Boris and Carrie
Posted: Sat Feb 29, 2020 8:42 pm
by Ronnie Hotdogs
Bit old to still be having kids, ain’t he?
Re: Boris and Carrie
Posted: Sat Feb 29, 2020 8:44 pm
by BoniO
RedO wrote: ↑Sat Feb 29, 2020 8:42 pm
Bit old to still be having kids, ain’t he?
He gets some support from cum ins.....
Re: Boris and Carrie
Posted: Sat Feb 29, 2020 8:46 pm
by NuneatonO's
Please show some compassion.
Yet another sprog has got to grow up with that godforesaken thing as their Father.
Re: Boris and Carrie
Posted: Sat Feb 29, 2020 8:47 pm
by Lovejoy
Another kid, he has started his own baby boom.
Re: Boris and Carrie
Posted: Sat Feb 29, 2020 8:48 pm
by Dunners
Another badly managed withdrawal agreement.
Re: Boris and Carrie
Posted: Sat Feb 29, 2020 8:48 pm
by Ronnie Hotdogs
NuneatonO's wrote: ↑Sat Feb 29, 2020 8:46 pm
Please show some compassion.
Yet another sprog has got to grow up with that godforesaken thing as their Father.
At least he doesn’t see the other ones.
Re: Boris and Carrie
Posted: Sat Feb 29, 2020 9:51 pm
by Bergen
Gary Lineker: "
-Liverpool are getting a spanking and someone admits to sleeping with Boris Johnson. Bloody hell, these leap year days are weird".

Re: Boris and Carrie
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2020 12:03 am
by Max B Gold
How many kids has he got now?
Re: Boris and Carrie
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2020 12:25 am
by NuneatonO's
Max B Gold wrote: ↑Sun Mar 01, 2020 12:03 am
How many kids has he got now?
Significantly more than the benefits of leaving the EU.
Re: Boris and Carrie
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2020 1:06 am
by point nine one eight
Congratulations to Boris and Carrie on their coming nuptials and birth of their child
Re: Boris and Carrie
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2020 2:15 am
by point nine one eight
BoniO wrote: ↑Sat Feb 29, 2020 7:39 pm
What kind of woman would truly find him attractive? I mean, really, apart from money & power he is an ugly fat kent isn't he.
I expect some people would say the same about you, and you ain't got his money or power, only leaves you with fat and ugly bit
Re: Boris and Carrie
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2020 5:26 am
by RedDwarf 1881
point nine one eight wrote: ↑Sun Mar 01, 2020 2:15 am
BoniO wrote: ↑Sat Feb 29, 2020 7:39 pm
What kind of woman would truly find him attractive? I mean, really, apart from money & power he is an ugly fat kent isn't he.
I expect some people would say the same about you, and you ain't got his money or power, only leaves you with fat and ugly bit
My thoughts exactly .
Re: Boris and Carrie
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2020 7:24 am
by tuffers#1
point nine one eight wrote: ↑Sun Mar 01, 2020 2:15 am
BoniO wrote: ↑Sat Feb 29, 2020 7:39 pm
What kind of woman would truly find him attractive? I mean, really, apart from money & power he is an ugly fat kent isn't he.
I expect some people would say the same about you, and you ain't got his money or power, only leaves you with fat and ugly bit
So are you saying she is attracted to the Fat & Ugly
Or like any.woman of the night , only in it for the MONEY ?
Re: Boris and Carrie
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2020 7:46 am
by Disoriented
Bergen wrote: ↑Sat Feb 29, 2020 9:51 pm
Gary Lineker: "
-Liverpool are getting a spanking and someone admits to sleeping with Boris Johnson. Bloody hell, these leap year days are weird".

Re: Boris and Carrie
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2020 7:46 am
by Disoriented
point nine one eight wrote: ↑Sun Mar 01, 2020 2:15 am
BoniO wrote: ↑Sat Feb 29, 2020 7:39 pm
What kind of woman would truly find him attractive? I mean, really, apart from money & power he is an ugly fat kent isn't he.
I expect some people would say the same about you, and you ain't got his money or power, only leaves you with fat and ugly bit
Poor response.
Re: Boris and Carrie
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2020 9:20 am
by cockhat
At least he knows he’s the father of this one!
Re: Boris and Carrie
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2020 9:56 am
by one o in huntingdon
All this how could she with Boris, she ain't exactly a beauty either
Gruesome looking pair, wedding photographer has got a job on his hands there
Re: Boris and Carrie
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2020 12:58 pm
by Currywurst and Chips
Love how "Woman gets pregnant" is enough to WUM some people
Re: Boris and Carrie
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2020 1:57 pm
by NuneatonO's
cockhat wrote: ↑Sun Mar 01, 2020 9:20 am
At least he knows he’s the father of this one!
Could be a grudge baby.........Cummings might have had it in for him.
Re: Boris and Carrie
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2020 4:45 pm
by cockhat
NuneatonO's wrote: ↑Sun Mar 01, 2020 1:57 pm
cockhat wrote: ↑Sun Mar 01, 2020 9:20 am
At least he knows he’s the father of this one!
Could be a grudge baby.........Cummings might have had it in for him.


Do you know that didn’t cross my mind! Very amusing.
Re: Boris and Carrie
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2020 9:09 pm
by DonaldRocks
Max B Gold wrote: ↑Sun Mar 01, 2020 12:03 am
How many kids has he got now?
Your wasting your time if your looking for an answer from Boris.