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Sometimes, something crops up that makes any half-sane person think “what the actual f*ck?”. But it’s so bat-sh!t crazy you can’t help . Like ITV’s The Masked Singer.

So here a thread for such nonsense. Exhibit 1 being from our old friend Gwyneth Paltrow and her Goop store. Where they are selling a candle called “this smells like my vagina”. https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/202 ... agina-goop.

Of course is does, Gwynnie. And naturally, at £58 a pop for a whiff of Paltrow’s lady-parts, it’s SOLD OUT

This thread stinks

WWE does that for me. Best comedy show around.

slacker wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2020 10:23 am Sometimes, something crops up that makes any half-sane person think “what the actual f*ck?”. But it’s so bat-sh!t crazy you can’t help . Like ITV’s The Masked Singer.

So here a thread for such nonsense. Exhibit 1 being from our old friend Gwyneth Paltrow and her Goop store. Where they are selling a candle called “this smells like my vagina”. https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/202 ... agina-goop.

Of course is does, Gwynnie. And naturally, at £58 a pop for a whiff of Paltrow’s lady-parts, it’s SOLD OUT

A fool and their money are easily parted

spen666 wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2020 11:22 am A fool and their money are easily parted

You need to copyright this saying before some unscrupulous hack steals it.

I'll bet her favourite film is Snatch.

spen666 wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2020 11:22 am

slacker wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2020 10:23 am Sometimes, something crops up that makes any half-sane person think “what the actual f*ck?”. But it’s so bat-sh!t crazy you can’t help . Like ITV’s The Masked Singer.

So here a thread for such nonsense. Exhibit 1 being from our old friend Gwyneth Paltrow and her Goop store. Where they are selling a candle called “this smells like my vagina”. https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/202 ... agina-goop.

Of course is does, Gwynnie. And naturally, at £58 a pop for a whiff of Paltrow’s lady-parts, it’s SOLD OUT

A fool and their money are easily parted

How many did you get?

Can save myself a few Bob here and just go for a walk near Billinsgate

Lucky7 wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2020 12:19 pm Can save myself a few Bob here and just go for a walk near Billinsgate

Or Hastings Pier.

Disoriented wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2020 12:20 pm

Lucky7 wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2020 12:19 pm Can save myself a few Bob here and just go for a walk near Billinsgate

Or Hastings Pier.

Billinsgate a lot nearer my home than Hastings disjointed

Does anyone remembers the old nun joke about "Where's the candle". That could explain it.

Is the wick meant to signal a part of Chris Martin?

Real Al wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2020 12:51 pm Does anyone remembers the old nun joke about "Where's the candle". That could explain it.

Lights Out Sisters

Four candles

i wont be buying brut anymore

Real Al wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2020 12:51 pm Does anyone remembers the old nun joke about "Where's the candle". That could explain it.

I heard the one about the nun getting caught doing press ups on the cucumber patch but could someone enlighten me on the candles one .

Two nuns in the dark at the convent.
"Where's the candle?"
"yes it does"

Or something like that.

Constanza wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:58 pm Two nuns in the dark at the convent.
"Where's the candle?"
"yes it does"

Or something like that.

Two nuns cycling down an old street, when one of them says "I've never come this way before".
"Nor me, must be the cobbles".

I first saw a programme very similar to The Masked Singer on Thai tv when on holiday there about 3 years ago. There it is called The Mask. Must have been imported from there.
Just another bit of useless info to add to this discussion

this is the best

really made me laff and im still laffing

I will buy it but the question is does the fragrance differ from day to day?

And where should I place my candle

bloody brilliant