Independent Leyton Orient Forum

Please help assemble the comprehensive lowdown on our commercial director Mr Daniel Macklin.

All information will be greatly received.

I’ll go first.

1. Danny Macklin is an android and is usually put away in a cupboard during match days so be re-charged.

2. Danny Macklin once pushed a Lidl shopping trolley all the way round a supermarket (Lidl) without buying anything other than ‘buy one get five free’ offers.

3. Danny Macklin believes that asparagus was invented by Lenny Henry during a TV sketch from his hilarious comedy show (1982).

4. Danny Macklin and ComeOnYouOs are brothers.

5. Danny Macklin is in the habit of picking his nose with a small wooden spatula.

Well I never, i did wonder why they’ve never been seen in public previously. Coyos is also against the board thus strengthening his brothers hand in a reverse vehicle company takeover.

Things are getting interesting.

6. Danny Macklin invented the rain Mack.

7. Danny Macklin doesn't like Apple Macs

8. Danny Macklin was the first recorded victim of the Millennium Bug

9.Danny Macklin went to school with Billy The Fish

10. Danny Macklin did a celebratory jig when Maplin went under

11. Danny Macklin wrote the hit Mac the Knife for Louie Armstrong although he intended Bobby Darrin to record it first he was worried about the connection to the opera version. He did of course cover it a couple of years later.

The royalties still pour in today.

12. It's Danny Macklin's fault that we won't sign a midfielder who can put a tackle in

13. Danny Macklin invented Mack trucks who are kings of the roads. His latest version the Anthem ties in nicely to his musical roots

14. Danny Macklin was the subject of Elton John’s worldwide smash hit single ‘Macklin is leaving tonight on a plane’

15.Danny Macklin owns the imaging rights to weebles wobble but we don’t fall down

16. Danny Macklin's first job was working for the KGB

17. Danny Macklin owns all of the balconies of the flats at the ground and charges residents a pay as you go fee to use them

Smendrick, you are on top form here.
I’ve been laughing my head off - the Maplins one was pure class

18.Another new venture by our CEO New snack in the supporters club for the next home game
Pork Macklin

19. Danny Macklin invented Mac and cheese.

20. Danny Macklin invented the congestion zone as a way of counting cars, a pastime he enjoyed as a child.

21. Danny Macklin lists his heroes as Daley Thompson and Lord Voldemort

22. Danny Macklin once a month has a back, sack and crack(lin)

Lucky7 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 02, 2020 11:26 pm 9.Danny Macklin went to school with Billy The Fish

23. Danny's nickname at school was Danny Mackerel

24. Danny Macklin has a famous DJ sister Annie Mac who can be heard on radio, she shortened her name due to trademark issues.

25. Danny Macklin invented yellow snow, it should be noted that you should never eat yellow snow.

26. Danny Macklin and Lee Mack have had an ongoing Twitter spat for years