I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

[Fanny]

For years I thought this song was about a kid catching his mum sh*gging Santa on Christmas Eve.

It was subsequently pointed out to me that it’s about a kid seeing his dad dressed as Father Christmas snogging his mum.

I did point out that even if this is the case the kid doesn’t know that it’s his dad so he still thinks he is witnessing his mum getting pumped by an old fat dude with a beard.

Anyone else misunderstand the meaning of this song or just me?

[Tent Keague]

Just you mate

[Disoriented]

For years I thought this song was about a kid catching his mum sh*gging Santa on Christmas Eve.

It was subsequently pointed out to me that it’s about a kid seeing his dad dressed as Father Christmas snogging his mum.

I did point out that even if this is the case the kid doesn’t know that it’s his dad so he still thinks he is witnessing his mum getting pumped by an old fat dude with a beard.

Anyone else misunderstand the meaning of this song or just me?

[Lucky7]

Someone who can’t distinguish kissing from as you put it pumping needs to have a word with themselves

Merry xmas!!!

[Howling Mad Murdock]

Well I thought it was something dodgy.

[Fanny]

Someone who can’t distinguish kissing from as you put it pumping needs to have a word with themselves

Merry xmas!!!

One usually leads to the other. I was reading between the lines. Incorrectly.

Merry Christmas, Lucky!

[RedDwarf 1881]

For years I thought this song was about a kid catching his mum sh*gging Santa on Christmas Eve.

It was subsequently pointed out to me that it’s about a kid seeing his dad dressed as Father Christmas snogging his mum.

I did point out that even if this is the case the kid doesn’t know that it’s his dad so he still thinks he is witnessing his mum getting pumped by an old fat dude with a beard.

Anyone else misunderstand the meaning of this song or just me?

Yeah , I've always thought it was Santa Claus as well.