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Prerequisites For Labour's Next Leader
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 12:14 pm
by Clive Evans
1. No beard, especially not a greying one, 2. Not Welsh, 3. Not Ginger, 4. Not having any links to Islington. 5. Must be patriotic 6. Preferably a military background ( goes down with the Working Classes ) 7. Male ( most Unions have an aversion to women, especially the more " traditional " Unions ) 8. A knighthood wood be handy to add an air of gravitas. 9. A slight regional accent ( not Welsh ) 10. Have no mirky background of saying nice things about : IRA, Hamas, Hezbollah, Libya, Iran etc. Anyone fit the Bill?
Re: Prerequisites For Labour's Next Leader
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 12:24 pm
by Max B Gold
Sounds like you want Hitler but he's dead so you need to discount him.
Re: Prerequisites For Labour's Next Leader
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 12:34 pm
by Max B Gold
West Side Story wrote: ↑Wed Dec 18, 2019 12:14 pm
1. No beard, especially not a greying one, 2. Not Welsh, 3. Not Ginger, 4. Not having any links to Islington. 5. Must be patriotic 6. Preferably a military background ( goes down with the Working Classes ) 7. Male ( most Unions have an aversion to women, especially the more " traditional " Unions ) 8. A knighthood wood be handy to add an air of gravitas. 9. A slight regional accent ( not Welsh ) 10. Have no mirky background of saying nice things about : IRA, Hamas, Hezbollah, Libya, Iran etc.10. Mildly racist but not offensively so. 11. Willing to take and follow instructions from the Israeli Embassy. Anyone fit the Bill?
I've added a couple. HTH.
Re: Prerequisites For Labour's Next Leader
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 12:53 pm
by point nine one eight
West Side Story wrote: ↑Wed Dec 18, 2019 12:14 pm
1. No beard, especially not a greying one, 2. Not Welsh, 3. Not Ginger, 4. Not having any links to Islington. 5. Must be patriotic 6. Preferably a military background ( goes down with the Working Classes ) 7. Male ( most Unions have an aversion to women, especially the more " traditional " Unions ) 8. A knighthood wood be handy to add an air of gravitas. 9. A slight regional accent ( not Welsh ) 10. Have no mirky background of saying nice things about : IRA, Hamas, Hezbollah, Libya, Iran etc. Anyone fit the Bill?
Wonder what Tony's doing at the moment, he was dam good at winning elections
Re: Prerequisites For Labour's Next Leader
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 12:58 pm
by Fanny
11. Doesn’t send kids to private school whilst trying to claim that state schools need improvement
Re: Prerequisites For Labour's Next Leader
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 1:06 pm
by Chicken Dhansak
12. Doesn't make cheap, snide comments about small countries trying to survive in a hostile world. WSS is good at that.
Re: Prerequisites For Labour's Next Leader
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 1:10 pm
by point nine one eight
Chicken Dhansak wrote: ↑Wed Dec 18, 2019 1:06 pm
12. Doesn't make cheap, snide comments about small countries trying to survive in a hostile world. WSO is good at that.
Ya going off track now, pay attention
Re: Prerequisites For Labour's Next Leader
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 1:24 pm
by Chief crazy horse
point nine one eight wrote: ↑Wed Dec 18, 2019 12:53 pm
West Side Story wrote: ↑Wed Dec 18, 2019 12:14 pm
1. No beard, especially not a greying one, 2. Not Welsh, 3. Not Ginger, 4. Not having any links to Islington. 5. Must be patriotic 6. Preferably a military background ( goes down with the Working Classes ) 7. Male ( most Unions have an aversion to women, especially the more " traditional " Unions ) 8. A knighthood wood be handy to add an air of gravitas. 9. A slight regional accent ( not Welsh ) 10. Have no mirky background of saying nice things about : IRA, Hamas, Hezbollah, Libya, Iran etc. Anyone fit the Bill?
Wonder what Tony's doing at the moment, he was dam good at winning elections
. Damn good with spin and bulls--t too.
Re: Prerequisites For Labour's Next Leader
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 1:35 pm
by Ronnie Hotdogs
12. Happy to bend over for the Barclays, Rothermere, Murdoch and any other press baron fannies.
Re: Prerequisites For Labour's Next Leader
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 1:36 pm
by Ronnie Hotdogs
13. A penchant for doing wars, legal or otherwise.
Re: Prerequisites For Labour's Next Leader
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 1:37 pm
by Still's Carenae
I see Emily Lady Thornbury has thrown her hat in the ring.
Re: Prerequisites For Labour's Next Leader
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 1:43 pm
by point nine one eight
RedO wrote: ↑Wed Dec 18, 2019 1:36 pm
13. A penchant for doing wars, legal or otherwise.
Name any other Labour Politition who won 3 elections on the bounce
Re: Prerequisites For Labour's Next Leader
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 1:43 pm
by Ronnie Hotdogs
14. Not looking like a Clare Balding/Sandy Toskvig mash up.
Re: Prerequisites For Labour's Next Leader
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 1:43 pm
by Ronnie Hotdogs
point nine one eight wrote: ↑Wed Dec 18, 2019 1:43 pm
RedO wrote: ↑Wed Dec 18, 2019 1:36 pm
13. A penchant for doing wars, legal or otherwise.
Name any other Labour Politition who won 3 elections on the bounce
What are you talking about?
Re: Prerequisites For Labour's Next Leader
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 2:31 pm
by point nine one eight
RedO wrote: ↑Wed Dec 18, 2019 1:43 pm
point nine one eight wrote: ↑Wed Dec 18, 2019 1:43 pm
RedO wrote: ↑Wed Dec 18, 2019 1:36 pm
13. A penchant for doing wars, legal or otherwise.
What are you talking about?
Re: Prerequisites For Labour's Next Leader
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 2:36 pm
by Ronnie Hotdogs
Re: Prerequisites For Labour's Next Leader
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 5:14 pm
by Thor
Still's Carenae wrote: ↑Wed Dec 18, 2019 1:37 pm
I see Emily Lady Thornbury has thrown her hat in the ring.
If she wins there is more chance of hell freezing over than labour ever getting back in power. She shes as fake as they come lady whatever she calls herself in private hypocrite.
Re: Prerequisites For Labour's Next Leader
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 5:32 pm
by Ronnie Hotdogs
Thor wrote: ↑Wed Dec 18, 2019 5:14 pm
Still's Carenae wrote: ↑Wed Dec 18, 2019 1:37 pm
I see Emily Lady Thornbury has thrown her hat in the ring.
If she wins there is more chance of hell freezing over than labour ever getting back in power. She shes as fake as they come lady whatever she calls herself in private hypocrite.
Fake doesn't seem to be an issue with the electorate.
Re: Prerequisites For Labour's Next Leader
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 5:40 pm
by Thor
True
Re: Prerequisites For Labour's Next Leader
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 5:59 pm
by cockhat
Whoever is chosen must have had coffee and been vetted by our great Martin Ling!
Re: Prerequisites For Labour's Next Leader
Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2019 9:53 am
by Still's Carenae
I see Sir Keir Starner has had millionaire removed from his wiki page.
2 front bench now putting themselves forward. Emily Thornbury is actually Lady Nugee. I prefer Lady Gaga.
Re: Prerequisites For Labour's Next Leader
Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2019 10:44 am
by Max B Gold
Still's Carenae wrote: ↑Thu Dec 19, 2019 9:53 am
I see Sir Keir Starner has had millionaire removed from his wiki page.
2 front bench now putting themselves forward. Emily Thornbury is actually Lady Nugee. I prefer Lady Gaga.
What you got against millionaires? It's that kind of anti-aspirational thinking that lost Labour the election(s).
Re: Prerequisites For Labour's Next Leader
Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2019 11:23 am
by Ronnie Hotdogs
Has to be RLB or Rayner but you can see the shitrags campaigns already. Both will be Corbyn's puppets and tarred with the AS stick, RLB will be a double barrelled posho and part of the metropolitan elite because she's a solicitor and went to London once, Rayner will be a thicko slag because she left school at 16 preggers without any qualifications.
Re: Prerequisites For Labour's Next Leader
Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2019 11:32 am
by BoniO
The Labour Party should try and get Boris in the door in the January transfer window. He wouldn't have any ideological issues with playing for Labour as long as he was on a good wedge. Proven winner and all that.
Re: Prerequisites For Labour's Next Leader
Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2019 11:41 am
by ComeOnYouOs
The election last week has proved the number 1 requisite for being a successful leader is telling lies...whopping big ones..and repeating them over and over again
Thats it!
