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We’ve done the not enough time with the players
We’ve done the travel and the mental fatigue and physical fatigue stuff

So I expect it to be the difficult conditions

dOh Nut wrote: ↑Sat Nov 02, 2019 4:43 pm We’ve done the not enough time with the players
We’ve done the travel and the mental fatigue and physical fatigue stuff

So I expect it to be the difficult conditions

How gets the managers gig next? Martin Ling?
Would be good then he would get the chop!

dOh Nut wrote: ↑Sat Nov 02, 2019 4:43 pm We’ve done the not enough time with the players
We’ve done the travel and the mental fatigue and physical fatigue stuff

So I expect it to be the difficult conditions

You forgot a few " No, you what I mean.".

The video will make fascinating viewing.

RedDwarf 1881 wrote: ↑Sat Nov 02, 2019 4:53 pm

dOh Nut wrote: ↑Sat Nov 02, 2019 4:43 pm We’ve done the not enough time with the players
We’ve done the travel and the mental fatigue and physical fatigue stuff

So I expect it to be the difficult conditions

You forgot a few " No, you what I mean.".

Trouble is nobody knows what he means. I’ve listened to his interviews a few times and they are gobbledegook. Maybe the players are delivering after all.

I predict 10 “like I saids” 5 “you know what I means” 3 looks around like he is trying to find a mystery person in the crowd who doesn’t exist.

Beradogs wrote: ↑Sat Nov 02, 2019 5:05 pm I predict 10 “like I saids” 5 “you know what I means” 3 looks around like he is trying to find a mystery person in the crowd who doesn’t exist.

A classic.

Disoriented wrote: ↑Sat Nov 02, 2019 4:53 pm The video will make fascinating viewing.

It will be toe curling. He will look away, blame everything apart from himself. I don't see much of a leader in him I'm afraid. His inspirational qualities match those of a rubber duck in a wet suit at present.

Beradogs wrote: ↑Sat Nov 02, 2019 5:05 pm I predict 10 “like I saids” 5 “you know what I means” 3 looks around like he is trying to find a mystery person in the crowd who doesn’t exist.

Yeah yeah yeah no no no yeah
You know what i mean we do the little steps in training but once they yeah yeah no yeah they cross the white
line its yeah no no you know what i mean Dave .

Obviously yeah no we dont try to not attack yeah
yeah its early days .

Like i said its you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah no
Of course
On to the next game

If that had gone in, it would have been a goal.

Omygawd wrote: ↑Sat Nov 02, 2019 5:07 pm

Disoriented wrote: ↑Sat Nov 02, 2019 4:53 pm The video will make fascinating viewing.

It will be toe curling. He will look away, blame everything apart from himself. I don't see much of a leader in him I'm afraid. His inspirational qualities match those of a rubber duck in a wet suit at present.

Stop insulting rubber ducks in wet suits immediately.

Wilkinson has picked up an injury. Relegation battle here we come with Alabi as our only other striking option

gshaw wrote: ↑Sat Nov 02, 2019 5:24 pm Wilkinson has picked up an injury. Relegation battle here we come with Alabi as our only other striking option

Perhaps he already had one at the start...or he was a risk.

Howling Mad Murdock wrote: ↑Sat Nov 02, 2019 5:26 pm

gshaw wrote: ↑Sat Nov 02, 2019 5:24 pm Wilkinson has picked up an injury. Relegation battle here we come with Alabi as our only other striking option

Perhaps he already had one at the start...or he was a risk.

Biggest risk is him chinning the Head Coach for being an absolute plonker.

Howling Mad Murdock wrote: ↑Sat Nov 02, 2019 5:26 pm

gshaw wrote: ↑Sat Nov 02, 2019 5:24 pm Wilkinson has picked up an injury. Relegation battle here we come with Alabi as our only other striking option

Perhaps he already had one at the start...or he was a risk.

You've got to start wondering what they're doing in training and the treatment room to pick up so many injuries outside of matches if that's the case.

I predict that he says the word 'um' at least 20 times.

Disoriented wrote: ↑Sat Nov 02, 2019 4:53 pm The video will make fascinating viewing.

Halloween was a couple of nights ago

Howling Mad Murdock wrote: ↑Sat Nov 02, 2019 5:26 pm

gshaw wrote: ↑Sat Nov 02, 2019 5:24 pm Wilkinson has picked up an injury. Relegation battle here we come with Alabi as our only other striking option

Perhaps he already had one at the start...or he was a risk.

That could be why he didn't start .

tuffers#1 wrote: ↑Sat Nov 02, 2019 5:18 pm

Beradogs wrote: ↑Sat Nov 02, 2019 5:05 pm I predict 10 “like I saids” 5 “you know what I means” 3 looks around like he is trying to find a mystery person in the crowd who doesn’t exist.

Yeah yeah yeah no no no yeah
You know what i mean we do the little steps in training but once they yeah yeah no yeah they cross the white
line its yeah no no you know what i mean Dave .

Obviously yeah no we dont try to not attack yeah
yeah its early days .

Like i said its you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah no
Of course
On to the next game

Are you saying he doesn’t interview well? Shame on you!

cockhat wrote: ↑Sat Nov 02, 2019 6:04 pm

tuffers#1 wrote: ↑Sat Nov 02, 2019 5:18 pm

Beradogs wrote: ↑Sat Nov 02, 2019 5:05 pm I predict 10 “like I saids” 5 “you know what I means” 3 looks around like he is trying to find a mystery person in the crowd who doesn’t exist.

Yeah yeah yeah no no no yeah
You know what i mean we do the little steps in training but once they yeah yeah no yeah they cross the white
line its yeah no no you know what i mean Dave .

Obviously yeah no we dont try to not attack yeah
yeah its early days .

Like i said its you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah no
Of course
On to the next game

Are you saying he doesn’t interview well? Shame on you!

He loses quite well,so that's a comfort.

cockhat wrote: ↑Sat Nov 02, 2019 6:04 pm

tuffers#1 wrote: ↑Sat Nov 02, 2019 5:18 pm

Beradogs wrote: ↑Sat Nov 02, 2019 5:05 pm I predict 10 “like I saids” 5 “you know what I means” 3 looks around like he is trying to find a mystery person in the crowd who doesn’t exist.

Yeah yeah yeah no no no yeah
You know what i mean we do the little steps in training but once they yeah yeah no yeah they cross the white
line its yeah no no you know what i mean Dave .

Obviously yeah no we dont try to not attack yeah
yeah its early days .

Like i said its you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah no
Of course
On to the next game

Are you saying he doesn’t interview well? Shame on you!

Yeah yeah yeah no of course yeah , its like i said
It's 1 of those things that yeah you know like i said , we
start with the basics & then we look hour by hour day by day & when we start to yeah yeah get it right yeah no
Results will take care of themselves

tuffers#1 wrote: ↑Sat Nov 02, 2019 6:08 pm

cockhat wrote: ↑Sat Nov 02, 2019 6:04 pm

tuffers#1 wrote: ↑Sat Nov 02, 2019 5:18 pm

Yeah yeah yeah no no no yeah
You know what i mean we do the little steps in training but once they yeah yeah no yeah they cross the white
line its yeah no no you know what i mean Dave .

Obviously yeah no we dont try to not attack yeah
yeah its early days .

Like i said its you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah no
Of course
On to the next game

Are you saying he doesn’t interview well? Shame on you!

Yeah yeah yeah no of course yeah , its like is said
It's 1 of those things that yeah you know like i said , we
start with the basics & then we look hour by hour day by day & when we start to yeah yeah get it right yeah no
Results will take care of themselves

Yeah no what you mean, sorry I don’t know what you mean.
We didn’t do our best but hey at least they turned up for training, so that’s a positive!
The result wasn’t bad I mean to say it was dire. However we’ve got a couple of weeks off now so don’t criticise me until after the next game sorry I mean league game. The next two don’t count do they!!

dOh Nut wrote: ↑Sat Nov 02, 2019 4:55 pm

RedDwarf 1881 wrote: ↑Sat Nov 02, 2019 4:53 pm

dOh Nut wrote: ↑Sat Nov 02, 2019 4:43 pm We’ve done the not enough time with the players
We’ve done the travel and the mental fatigue and physical fatigue stuff

So I expect it to be the difficult conditions

You forgot a few " No, you what I mean.".

Trouble is nobody knows what he means. I’ve listened to his interviews a few times and they are gobbledegook. Maybe the players are delivering after all.

Yes, good point.

cockhat wrote: ↑Sat Nov 02, 2019 6:15 pm

tuffers#1 wrote: ↑Sat Nov 02, 2019 6:08 pm

cockhat wrote: ↑Sat Nov 02, 2019 6:04 pm

Are you saying he doesn’t interview well? Shame on you!

Yeah yeah yeah no of course yeah , its like is said
It's 1 of those things that yeah you know like i said , we
start with the basics & then we look hour by hour day by day & when we start to yeah yeah get it right yeah no
Results will take care of themselves

Yeah no what you mean, sorry I don’t know what you mean.
We didn’t do our best but hey at least they turned up for training, so that’s a positive!
The result wasn’t bad I mean to say it was dire. However we’ve got a couple of weeks off now so don’t criticise me until after the next game sorry I mean league game. The next two don’t count do they!!

I dare say if we lose t Maldon and Tiptree it will count .

tuffers#1 wrote: ↑Sat Nov 02, 2019 5:18 pm

Beradogs wrote: ↑Sat Nov 02, 2019 5:05 pm I predict 10 “like I saids” 5 “you know what I means” 3 looks around like he is trying to find a mystery person in the crowd who doesn’t exist.

Yeah yeah yeah no no no yeah
You know what i mean we do the little steps in training but once they yeah yeah no yeah they cross the white
line its yeah no no you know what i mean Dave .

Obviously yeah no we dont try to not attack yeah
yeah its early days .

Like i said its you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah no
Of course
On to the next game

Having listened to a couple of Carl’s, er, stirring debriefs so far, I am wondering just how he managed to overcome the obvious not-managed-much-or-for-ages handicap he must have had in the job interview process. His sparkling repartee, cliche-free mumblings, and positive body language when faced with the fearsome Dulcet Dave is a marvel to behold so far...