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If you have a poo on a train moving at 130 mph at what velocity does it hit the bowl? Discuss.

What is the state of the poo?

RedO wrote: ↑Thu Oct 31, 2019 9:58 am What is the state of the poo?

A true physicist would offer responses based on assumptions about the myriad possibilities.

Don't think I have ever pooed on a train , don t intend to either , have stunk the bog out on more than one occasion whilst on a plane though

Omygawd wrote: ↑Thu Oct 31, 2019 9:55 am If you have a poo on a train moving at 130 mph at what velocity does it hit the bowl? Discuss.

Please

A pooh doesnt " HIT"

a pooh would simply Collide & deflect therefore altering the trajectory on its journey

You need to look up The Theory Of Crappability by Professor Just Aderdump.

If it was a bit loose though, wouldn't it just splatter against the side of the bowl and stick?

The same velocity as if not moving. Einstein's observations about relativity dictate that the bowl and poo are static relative to each other. The same is true of lateral velocity as the arse was moving at the same velocity as the bowl. Could be talking shyte tho!

To calculate velocity, divide distance traveled by the time it took to travel that distance and add direction. If one's position does not change,velocity is zero. Running in place does not change your position even if you are moving fast. Your velocity will be zero.

Depends if the toilet isn't locked "Out of Use".

Or indeed if cheeks contact seat .

All variables must be seen as anomilies in calculation

How long’s this thread going to run?

E=MC squared

BIGRON wrote: ↑Thu Oct 31, 2019 10:26 am Don't think I have ever pooed on a train , don t intend to either , have stunk the bog out on more than one occasion whilst on a plane though

Pooing on a train requires great accuracy Ron as you need to be either positioned precariously on a bridge as it goes past or train surfing. Better to try to go inside a train should the occasion arise and preferably in a toilet cubicle. Max's advice about relative velocity does not mean that you should try running on the spot during the act.

Omygawd wrote: ↑Thu Oct 31, 2019 2:39 pm

BIGRON wrote: ↑Thu Oct 31, 2019 10:26 am Don't think I have ever pooed on a train , don t intend to either , have stunk the bog out on more than one occasion whilst on a plane though

Pooing on a train requires great accuracy Ron as you need to be either positioned precariously on a bridge as it goes past or train surfing. Better to try to go inside a train should the occasion arise and preferably in a toilet cubicle. Max's advice about relative velocity does not mean that you should try running on the spot during the act.

Although if you did run on the spot it might help with Rons chronic constipation.

Max B Gold wrote: ↑Thu Oct 31, 2019 2:43 pm

Omygawd wrote: ↑Thu Oct 31, 2019 2:39 pm

BIGRON wrote: ↑Thu Oct 31, 2019 10:26 am Don't think I have ever pooed on a train , don t intend to either , have stunk the bog out on more than one occasion whilst on a plane though

Pooing on a train requires great accuracy Ron as you need to be either positioned precariously on a bridge as it goes past or train surfing. Better to try to go inside a train should the occasion arise and preferably in a toilet cubicle. Max's advice about relative velocity does not mean that you should try running on the spot during the act.

Although if you did run on the spot it might help with Rons chronic constipation.

Thanks, I will certainly try if it helps Ron's constipation.

Don't make me foe you.

Omygawd wrote: ↑Thu Oct 31, 2019 9:55 am If you have a poo on a train moving at 130 mph at what velocity does it hit the bowl? Discuss.

I'm not a physicist, but consider yourself standing still, at what velocity are you moving? Obviously the answer is 0, but you're on a planet rotating at 1,000 miles an hour orbiting around the sun at 67,000 miles an hour, rotating through our galaxy at 490,000 miles an hour. As you can see your velocity can't be all 3 so you have to apply einsteins theory of special relativity

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at 900 miles an hour.
It's orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it's reckoned,
The sun that is the source of all our power.
Now the sun, and you and me, and all the stars that we can see,
Are moving at a million miles a day,
In the outer spiral arm, at 40,000 miles an hour,
Of a galaxy we call the Milky Way.

Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars;
It's a hundred thousand light-years side to side;
It bulges in the middle sixteen thousand light-years thick,
But out by us it's just three thousand light-years wide.
We're thirty thousand light-years from Galactic Central Point,
We go 'round every two hundred million years;
And our galaxy itself is one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.

Gravity will have accelerated it at 9.81 metres per second squared (or 32 feet ...). With a ‘terminal velocity’ of about 97mph.
This is important to know in calculating ‘splash-back’.