Independent Leyton Orient Forum

This was a poem by Christopher Logue that was doing the rounds in the 1960's. A bit dated now, but.................


I shall vote Labour
I shall vote Labour because
God votes Labour.
I shall vote Labour to protect
the sacred institution of The Family.
I shall vote Labour because
I am a dog.
I shall vote Labour because
upper-class hoorays annoy me in expensive restaurants.
I shall vote Labour because
I am on a diet.
I shall vote Labour because if I don't
somebody else will:
AND
I shall vote Labour because if one person
does it
everybody will be wanting to do it.
I shall vote Labour because if I do not vote Labour
my balls will drop off.
I shall vote Labour because
there are too few cars on the road.
I shall vote Labour because I am
a hopeless drug addict.
I shall vote Labour because
I failed to be a dollar millionaire aged three.
I shall vote Labour because Labour will build
more maximum security prisons.
I shall vote Labour because I want to shop
in an all-weather precinct stretching from Yeovil to Glasgow.
I shall vote Labour because
the Queen's stamp collection is the best
in the world.
I shall vote Labour because
deep in my heart
I am a Conservative.

I'm gonna vote Monster Raving Looney party.TIA.

Nowadays, you need to add:

I shall vote Labour because
I am an anti-semite

DuvB wrote: ↑Thu Oct 31, 2019 8:56 am Nowadays, you need to add:

I shall vote Labour because
I am an anti-semite

Nowadays, you need to add:

I shall vote Tory because
I am anti- Islam, misogynistic and xenophobic.

DuvB wrote: ↑Thu Oct 31, 2019 8:56 am Nowadays, you need to add:

I shall vote Labour because
I am an anti-semite

Is everyone who votes Labour an anti-Semite, duvb?

“Is everyone who votes labour an anti Semite”. Of course not, but they will be voting for someone that is.

I'll be voting for Stella Creasey as the Labour candidate in my area. Is she an anti-Semite? Haven't seen any evidence of that, do you have any links?

Those who hate Corbyn, because they are terrified of him, have to smear him, they have nothing else left to fight with.

The Tories can hardly use their record over the past 9 years can they?

Bank Robbers & Pillar Boxes

BoJo Blunder.

Proposition joe, you will in effect be voting for Corbyn who is a rabid antisemite. He has been called out as such by numerous public figures but has never sought to sue them for libel simply because he knows he would lose.

Proposition Joe wrote: ↑Thu Oct 31, 2019 11:14 am I'll be voting for Stella Creasey as the Labour candidate in my area. Is she an anti-Semite? Haven't seen any evidence of that, do you have any links?

She is useless.

Redcard wrote: ↑Thu Oct 31, 2019 12:05 pm Proposition joe, you will in effect be voting for Corbyn who is a rabid antisemite. He has been called out as such by numerous public figures but has never sought to sue them for libel simply because he knows he would lose.

Mindbottling.

Thor wrote: ↑Thu Oct 31, 2019 12:12 pm

Proposition Joe wrote: ↑Thu Oct 31, 2019 11:14 am I'll be voting for Stella Creasey as the Labour candidate in my area. Is she an anti-Semite? Haven't seen any evidence of that, do you have any links?

She is useless.

Why is she useless?

Thor wrote: ↑Thu Oct 31, 2019 12:12 pm

Proposition Joe wrote: ↑Thu Oct 31, 2019 11:14 am I'll be voting for Stella Creasey as the Labour candidate in my area. Is she an anti-Semite? Haven't seen any evidence of that, do you have any links?

She is useless.

She is Decent as it happens Thor

I live in E17 & Know .

Proposition Joe wrote: ↑Thu Oct 31, 2019 11:14 am I'll be voting for Stella Creasey as the Labour candidate in my area. Is she an anti-Semite? Haven't seen any evidence of that, do you have any links?

Probably one of the best MPs in the country TBH.

Redcard wrote: ↑Thu Oct 31, 2019 12:05 pm Proposition joe, you will in effect be voting for Corbyn who is a rabid antisemite. He has been called out as such by numerous public figures but has never sought to sue them for libel simply because he knows he would lose.

Blimey, the bigots are out early today.

So, anyone who names and shames an anti Semite is in your view a bigot. That says everything about you.

Redcard wrote: ↑Thu Oct 31, 2019 12:36 pm So, anyone who names and shames an anti Semite is in your view a bigot. That says everything about you.

Can you show where corbyn has been an Anti Semite
P.S liking a picture doesnt count.

Proposition Joe wrote: ↑Thu Oct 31, 2019 9:20 am

DuvB wrote: ↑Thu Oct 31, 2019 8:56 am Nowadays, you need to add:

I shall vote Labour because
I am an anti-semite

Is everyone who votes Labour an anti-Semite, duvb?

Not everyone in labour is an anti-Semite but every anti-Semite votes labour.

I will vote Labour as I hate the Tories and everything they stand for.
In my area Labour at the last General Election were beaten by a few thousand votes .
If I lived in an area where it was a close thing between the Tories and any other party I would tactically vote to stop the Tories get in.
If you are are working class or any other class that think it is wrong to reduce workers rights, like the Tories have consistently done you can only vote Labour or tactically vote to keep the right wing Tories and Brexit Party out.

PoundhillO wrote: ↑Thu Oct 31, 2019 12:46 pm I will vote Labour as I hate the Tories and everything they stand for.
In my area Labour at the last General Election were beaten by a few thousand votes .
If I lived in an area where it was a close thing between the Tories and any other party I would tactically vote to stop the Tories get in.
If you are are working class or any other class that think it is wrong to reduce workers rights, like the Tories have consistently done you can only vote Labour or tactically vote to keep the right wing Tories and Brexit Party out.

Correct.

Howling Mad Murdock wrote: ↑Thu Oct 31, 2019 7:12 am I'm gonna vote Monster Raving Looney party.TIA.

Oh, that's the LibDems then .

RedDwarf 1881 wrote: ↑Thu Oct 31, 2019 1:09 pm

Howling Mad Murdock wrote: ↑Thu Oct 31, 2019 7:12 am I'm gonna vote Monster Raving Looney party.TIA.

Oh, that's the LibDems then .

No I'm not that mad.

Redcard wrote: ↑Thu Oct 31, 2019 12:05 pm Proposition joe, you will in effect be voting for Corbyn who is a rabid antisemite. He has been called out as such by numerous public figures but has never sought to sue them for libel simply because he knows he would lose.

I won't be voting for Corbyn, as I don't live in Islington. Do you know how our Parliament works?

Who are the 'numerous public figures', out of interest?

If you say Rachel Riley or the Labour Friends of Israel I'm going to have to log off from laughing too hard and not respond to your smears any further.

Beradogs wrote: ↑Thu Oct 31, 2019 12:39 pm

Proposition Joe wrote: ↑Thu Oct 31, 2019 9:20 am

DuvB wrote: ↑Thu Oct 31, 2019 8:56 am Nowadays, you need to add:

I shall vote Labour because
I am an anti-semite

Is everyone who votes Labour an anti-Semite, duvb?

Not everyone in labour is an anti-Semite but every anti-Semite votes labour.

Even the Nazi ones? I find that unlikely.