When your girlfriend says...

[Horient]

‘haven’t they let the other team score a goal late twice in the past four days’ you know it’s bad.

And she hates football.

[Rich Tea Wellin]

Does she fancy a managers job?

[Horient]

Does she fancy a managers job?

If she finishes all the work at home I’ll see if she’s available.

All joking aside. I think we’ve found our best formation as the ‘drubbings’ seem to have subside however it’s time for experience on the manager front.

However, as long as we match the bottom team’s result or better I think we will be okay in the long run. Don’t expect too much this season, 17th/18th is fine with me!

[Rich Tea Wellin]

Didn’t realise this was a funny sexist thread. I’m out.

[Horient]

First comment was merely parody, apologies Wumble! More evident in person than in text!

[O my gawd]

First comment was merely parody, apologies Wumble! More evident in person than in text!

Drop in a few Chubby Brown jokes for good measure. They're not remotely funny but if it wums Wumble it'll be worth it.
Can't believe he'll be so easily offended by a throwaway comment. Maybe he's been listening to Sam Smith's back catalogue.