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Annual Boarding Appraisals

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:48 pm
by Max B Gold
I'm sure most people on here will agree the Board has become moribund.

In an effort to improve it I will be holding appraisals for all Boarders except Constanza. The aim is to coach them on how to Board better. I am fully aware of the enormity of this task and in the case of some Boarders the utter futility.

As always I will be as positive and constructive in addressing performance and providing feedback.

I will be awarding grades and this will become apparent as the appraisals progress. Admin/Mods will not be exempt from the process.

Does anyone want to volunteer and go first and help break the circle of moribundidity?

Re: Annual Boarding Appraisals

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:51 pm
by o-no
Will being top of the prediction league improve my chances?

Re: Annual Boarding Appraisals

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 5:12 pm
by StillSpike
Will our boarding remuneration be dependent on these appraisals?

Re: Annual Boarding Appraisals

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 5:23 pm
by Max B Gold
StillSpike wrote: ↑Fri Sep 13, 2019 5:12 pm Will our boarding remuneration be dependent on these appraisals?
Of course not under the rules of modern capitalism performance is never linked to reward.

I assume by replying you have volunteered to be appraised first.

Re: Annual Boarding Appraisals

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 5:48 pm
by StillSpike
Do crack on

Re: Annual Boarding Appraisals

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 5:54 pm
by tuffers#1
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Me ill go 1st & if you dont call me a blithering idiot at least 1nce ill burn your Archie Gemmell goal tape

Re: Annual Boarding Appraisals

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 5:57 pm
by Constanza
Clearly I am not boarding enough to even be rated. Must do better.
Max however continues to push the boundaries as always.

Re: Annual Boarding Appraisals

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 6:04 pm
by Howling Mad Murdock
He continues to push something.

Re: Annual Boarding Appraisals

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 6:05 pm
by Max B Gold
o-no wrote: ↑Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:51 pm Will being top of the prediction league improve my chances?
Probably not but you should try not to rely so heavily on only the one redeeming feature.HTH.

Re: Annual Boarding Appraisals

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 6:06 pm
by Omygawd
Takes 1 step forward and volunteers. Grabs helmet.

Re: Annual Boarding Appraisals

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 6:13 pm
by o-no
Max B Gold wrote: ↑Fri Sep 13, 2019 6:05 pm
o-no wrote: ↑Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:51 pm Will being top of the prediction league improve my chances?
Probably not but you should try not to rely so heavily on only the one redeeming feature.HTH.
:) That's all I've got

Re: Annual Boarding Appraisals

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 6:19 pm
by Howling Mad Murdock
Omygawd wrote: ↑Fri Sep 13, 2019 6:06 pm Takes 1 step forward and volunteers. Grabs helmet.
ooer missus. :oops:

Re: Annual Boarding Appraisals

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 6:25 pm
by Max B Gold
Apologies but I will have to postpone the appraisals for now as I've found something more interesting to do.

I will recommence once I get back from the Gryffe Inn. I trust youse are ok with this. If not, then tough.

Re: Annual Boarding Appraisals

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:30 pm
by F*ck The Poor & Fat
Max B Gold wrote: ↑Fri Sep 13, 2019 6:25 pm Apologies but I will have to postpone the appraisals for now as I've found something more interesting to do.

I will recommence once I get back from the Gryffe Inn. I trust youse are ok with this. If not, then tough.
Need to start your appraisal with.

Needs to plan better.

Re: Annual Boarding Appraisals

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 9:25 pm
by Real Al
Apart from criticising the extreme lefties as much as the doddering Brexit numbskulls, what is wrong with my boarding, pray tell?

Other than being irrelevant and unfunny, of course.

Re: Annual Boarding Appraisals

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 9:49 pm
by BIGRON
I'm too busy posting on the ' other ' board to have an appraisal πŸ€”πŸ€”

Re: Annual Boarding Appraisals

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 10:01 pm
by Chief crazy horse
If Chingford red was still on here, he'd piss it.

Re: Annual Boarding Appraisals

Posted: Sat Sep 14, 2019 8:06 am
by Omygawd
Max still in the pub.

Re: Annual Boarding Appraisals

Posted: Sat Sep 14, 2019 9:45 am
by Redcard
He can shove his appraisals up his kilt.

Re: Annual Boarding Appraisals

Posted: Sat Sep 14, 2019 9:51 am
by EliotNes
Annual Appraisals - how I hated doing those when I was running my businesses. I would rather go and get a b********g from a dissatisfied customer.

Re: Annual Boarding Appraisals

Posted: Sat Sep 14, 2019 1:49 pm
by Max B Gold
Apologies for the delay folks I appreciate this must be an anxious time for youse but I had a few more pints in the pub than planned last night.

Any roads lets start with Mr Andrew Gilson.

Strengths:

Resilience. This year he was binned by the club as a media/commentator sort because he was so far up the owners jacksees that his commentaries were barely audible. However, he has bounced back by appointing himself top banana of a bunch of amateur sports radio hacks. A clever move because their unintelligible ramblings almost make Gilso sound professional.

Commercialism: His empire of Tattatoria strung throught one small backward town in the South East goes from strength to strength driven by his trained eye for securing pure tat at bargain basement prices and selling it on to an unsuspecting public at a huge mark up.

Weaknesses: Continuing to brown nose the bosses in his posts and failing to ask the difficult questions

Development Points: Everything.

Re: Annual Boarding Appraisals

Posted: Sat Sep 14, 2019 11:53 pm
by tuffers#1
Max straight in with a bit of the controversial

Re: Annual Boarding Appraisals

Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2019 9:05 am
by slacker
I know he’s got bigger fish to fry these days, like moderating the X-Factor fans forum, but has NU endorsed this exercise? I can’t take it seriously unless he has.

And does Gilso still annoy fellow cruise ship passengers with his unwanted karaoke crooning? Surely a bigger issue than his tat pedlar activities.

Re: Annual Boarding Appraisals

Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2019 11:54 am
by Max B Gold
slacker wrote: ↑Sun Sep 15, 2019 9:05 am I know he’s got bigger fish to fry these days, like moderating the X-Factor fans forum, but has NU endorsed this exercise? I can’t take it seriously unless he has.

And does Gilso still annoy fellow cruise ship passengers with his unwanted karaoke crooning? Surely a bigger issue than his tat pedlar activities.
Who the hell is NU?

Re: Annual Boarding Appraisals

Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2019 12:40 pm
by Disoriented
Max B Gold wrote: ↑Sun Sep 15, 2019 11:54 am
slacker wrote: ↑Sun Sep 15, 2019 9:05 am I know he’s got bigger fish to fry these days, like moderating the X-Factor fans forum, but has NU endorsed this exercise? I can’t take it seriously unless he has.

And does Gilso still annoy fellow cruise ship passengers with his unwanted karaoke crooning? Surely a bigger issue than his tat pedlar activities.
Who the hell is NU?
I hope you will also be doing a self-appraisal fella.