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Boardin' Band

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2024 1:25 pm
by Rich Tea Wellin
After realising a few of us play instruments...I was thinking about who would be in the Boardin' Band, road manager, roadies, etc...and what songs would we do?

'Boarding Safari:

Let's go boardin' now
Everybody's learnin' how
Come on the board with me
(Come on the board with)

Early in the mornin' we'll be loading it up
Some alias' will be login on
Dunners loading up another c&p reply
Keef is loading up another diss song

Come on, Monkey, wait and see (boardin', boardin' safari)
Oh, look another thread slagging Richie (boardin', boardin' safari)
Come along, Tuffers, or Joe315 (boardin', boardin' safari)
Yes, I'm gonna take you boardin' with me (boardin', boardin' safari)

Let's go boardin' now
Everybody's learnin' how
Come on the board with me
(Come on the board with)

Re: Boardin' Band

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2024 2:52 pm
by BoniO
Good God.

Re: Boardin' Band

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2024 3:02 pm
by ChorizO
Is this what this has come to?

Re: Boardin' Band

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2024 3:24 pm
by Orient_Man_And_Boy
The theme from The Great Escape ….?

Re: Boardin' Band

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2024 3:46 pm
by StillSpike
Thread was mistake

Re: Boardin' Band

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2024 3:54 pm
by Rich Tea Wellin
:D

Re: Boardin' Band

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2024 4:16 pm
by Dunners
What song is that meant to be? is it Blur?

Re: Boardin' Band

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2024 4:16 pm
by Dunners
Also, my legal team are on notice.

Re: Boardin' Band

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2024 4:29 pm
by Rich Tea Wellin
Dunners wrote: Thu Nov 07, 2024 4:16 pm What song is that meant to be? is it Blur?
Surfin Safari - Beach Boys.

Mistakenly thought everyone would know that classic.

Re: Boardin' Band

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2024 4:30 pm
by JimbO
I work in the music industry so I'll be the manager but to get the benefit of my wisdom and experience I'd need a 90% cut. thought I'd reverse the usual 10%

Re: Boardin' Band

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2024 5:00 pm
by Proposition Joe
How many times was rhino wrong?
Should we ban the 'Fanny' song?
Where were you while we were Boardin' high?
Another tale Sid Bishop tells
Did you know he did his ACL?
Where were you while we were Boardin' high?

Someday you will find me
Arguing with Tuffers
In a Boardin' supernova in the sky
Someday you will find me
Putting people right
In a Boardin' supernova
A Boardin' supernova in the sky

Wake up The Rev and ask him why
His Howler hate will never die
And whether R***r ever made him cry
Dunnem got radical-ised
Postin' about the Israelites
Where were you while we were Boardin' high?

Someday you will find me
Slowly become a TERF
In a Boardin' supernova in the sky
Someday you will find me
Ghosting Jimmy Smith
In a Boardin' supernova
A Boardin' supernova
‘Cos people believe
That they’re gonna get a ban for the Wummer
Forums and I, will never die
The Board’s still limping on, we don’t know why
Why, why, why, why?

Re: Boardin' Band

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2024 5:01 pm
by Proposition Joe
Thread was still mistake but I've got a 3 hour wait ahead in A&E and I'm already really bored.

Re: Boardin' Band

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2024 5:06 pm
by CEB2ElectricBoogaloo
“That there’s gonna be a ban for the wummer” made it worth it

Re: Boardin' Band

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2024 5:55 pm
by Rich Tea Wellin
Great work

Re: Boardin' Band

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2024 9:45 pm
by Hoover Attack
Rich Tea Wellin wrote: Thu Nov 07, 2024 1:25 pm After realising a few of us play instruments...I was thinking about who would be in the Boardin' Band, road manager, roadies, etc...and what songs would we do?

'Boarding Safari:

Let's go boardin' now
Everybody's learnin' how
Come on the board with me
(Come on the board with)

Early in the mornin' we'll be loading it up
Some alias' will be login on
Dunners loading up another c&p reply
Keef is loading up another diss song

Come on, Monkey, wait and see (boardin', boardin' safari)
Oh, look another thread slagging Richie (boardin', boardin' safari)
Come along, Tuffers, or Joe315 (boardin', boardin' safari)
Yes, I'm gonna take you boardin' with me (boardin', boardin' safari)

Let's go boardin' now
Everybody's learnin' how
Come on the board with me
(Come on the board with)
Standing up for all the trannies (boardin', boardin' safari)
Here he comes, old Max BG (boardin', boardin' safari)
Scotch lands finest alco-cabbie (boardin', boardin' safari)
Yes, he’s gonna stick it to CEB (boardin', boardin' safari)