Things that happen in adverts but not in real life
Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2024 8:58 pm
Does anyone really sniff their washing by pushing it into their face, closing their eyes, and going ‘Mmmmm’. It annoys me every single time.
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Things that happen in adverts but not in real life
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Re: Things that happen in adverts but not in real life
Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2024 9:38 pm
The way people eat burgers. Two hands placed perfectly on either side of the burger.
Re: Things that happen in adverts but not in real life
Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2024 10:13 pm
Vampires surviving exclusively on takeaways ordered via an app.
Re: Things that happen in adverts but not in real life
Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2024 10:24 pm
Swiping a razor across your cheek as if it didn't contain half a dozen extremely sharp slices of metal.
Re: Things that happen in adverts but not in real life
Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2024 3:49 am
A sexy neighbour offering me coffee …
Re: Things that happen in adverts but not in real life
Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2024 5:29 am
The lady at the chemist making me feel better after telling me 'there is alot of it going around at the moment, so I'm not alone'.
Don't give a rats uncle, I'm sick!
Don't give a rats uncle, I'm sick!
Re: Things that happen in adverts but not in real life
Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2024 7:39 am
Immediately feeling better after taking a sip of a cold remedy
Re: Things that happen in adverts but not in real life
Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2024 7:45 am
Re: Things that happen in adverts but not in real life
Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2024 8:14 am
Burgers that look tasty and plump and tall.
Re: Things that happen in adverts but not in real life
Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2024 8:44 am
The ones that say “ Keep away from children “ why ? Are they really that dangerous
Re: Things that happen in adverts but not in real life
Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2024 8:46 am
Didn't think the brief for this thread was that difficult to grasp, yet here we are.B.whitehouse+10more wrote: ↑Tue Sep 24, 2024 8:44 am The ones that say “ Keep away from children “ why ? Are they really that dangerous
Re: Things that happen in adverts but not in real life
Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2024 8:54 am
You buy their car, and as you drive around the streets of a big city, there's no other cars on the road (except 2 - which are made by the same manufacturer)
Re: Things that happen in adverts but not in real life
Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2024 9:05 am
A baby lying perfectly still for a nappy change and having its spotless arse wiped
Re: Things that happen in adverts but not in real life
Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2024 9:26 am
A big fat orange bloke slapping me round the face when drinking Fanta. I wanted it to happen! I drank so much Fanta in the 90's I got diabetes of the throat. Where was trading standards when you needed them
Re: Things that happen in adverts but not in real life
Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2024 10:29 am
Some one asks to lend a tenner and ends up with a sanitary pad
Re: Things that happen in adverts but not in real life
Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2024 10:31 am
All bodily fluids are blue.
Re: Things that happen in adverts but not in real life
Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2024 10:39 am
I’m yet to see a gorilla play the drums.
Re: Things that happen in adverts but not in real life
Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2024 11:06 am
Or indeed any chimpanzees assist in moving a piano….
Re: Things that happen in adverts but not in real life
Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2024 11:37 am
A blue pill that works ( or maybe im getting old ) 
Re: Things that happen in adverts but not in real life
Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2024 12:30 pm
Probably targeted advertising based on your browsing history.B.whitehouse+10more wrote: ↑Tue Sep 24, 2024 8:44 am The ones that say “ Keep away from children “ why ?
Re: Things that happen in adverts but not in real life
Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2024 4:31 pm
I always think that advice has nothing to do with the advert so I always keep away from children.Proposition Joe wrote: ↑Tue Sep 24, 2024 8:46 amDidn't think the brief for this thread was that difficult to grasp, yet here we are.B.whitehouse+10more wrote: ↑Tue Sep 24, 2024 8:44 am The ones that say “ Keep away from children “ why ? Are they really that dangerous
Re: Things that happen in adverts but not in real life
Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2024 6:24 pm
I don't think any woman would allow a camera filming her having a piss.
Re: Things that happen in adverts but not in real life
Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2024 7:09 pm
Based on research from the internet, there does appear to be plenty of women who do allow it.
Re: Things that happen in adverts but not in real life
Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2024 9:08 pm
Sorry I’m slow on the uptakeProposition Joe wrote: ↑Tue Sep 24, 2024 8:46 amDidn't think the brief for this thread was that difficult to grasp, yet here we are.B.whitehouse+10more wrote: ↑Tue Sep 24, 2024 8:44 am The ones that say “ Keep away from children “ why ? Are they really that dangerous
Re: Things that happen in adverts but not in real life
Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2024 9:41 pm
Someone breaking in and leaving a box of chocolates (bit of an old one that)