Definition of a perfect day
Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2024 9:43 pm
When you go for a dump and you turn around and pee off all visible skid marks. Job done
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Definition of a perfect day
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Re: Definition of a perfect day
Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2024 8:14 am
Sounds like heaven. Although, considerable discipline would be required to refrain from peeing simultaneously while taking a dump.
Re: Definition of a perfect day
Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2024 12:21 pm
I was moaning with a mate about getting old. "I wish I could get up in the morning, and first thing, have a really good pee. None of that dribbling. Following that, a really good dump, with no straining."
"That's not so great" said my mate. "At 7:30 every morning, I have a long pee, followed by a healthy dump. It's awful"
"How comes?" I asked.
"I don't wake up until 8:00".
"That's not so great" said my mate. "At 7:30 every morning, I have a long pee, followed by a healthy dump. It's awful"
"How comes?" I asked.
"I don't wake up until 8:00".
Re: Definition of a perfect day
Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2024 12:27 pm
Like it.Real Al wrote: ↑Sun Aug 25, 2024 12:21 pm I was moaning with a mate about getting old. "I wish I could get up in the morning, and first thing, have a really good pee. None of that dribbling. Following that, a really good dump, with no straining."
"That's not so great" said my mate. "At 7:30 every morning, I have a long pee, followed by a healthy dump. It's awful"
"How comes?" I asked.
"I don't wake up until 8:00".
Re: Definition of a perfect day
Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2024 12:52 pm
Tomorrow, into the 3rd round.
Re: Definition of a perfect day
Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2024 1:39 pm
Re: Definition of a perfect day
Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2024 7:15 pm
Alas, my jet is not as powerful as it once was. A squirt of bleach is sometimes required, depending on the level of skiddage of course
Re: Definition of a perfect day
Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2024 9:45 pm
When an Orient keeper makes no mistakes.....