Your Sir John Curtice Moment

[Friend or fart]

To predict the General Election Results:- For me this is too difficult to call. But Tories 140 seats, Liberals 70+ seats, Reform 0-2 seats, Greens 3 seats. What do you reckon? Who is gonna be brave?

[Orient_Man_And_Boy]

Tories fewer than 100 seats

[Max B Gold]

RED TORIES 410
DIRTYFUKINTORYRATZ 125
SANDAL WEARERS 56
LENTIL MUNCHERS 2
NF/BNP/REFORM 10
INDEPENDENCE AVOIDING SCOTCH NATIONALISTS 20

[Dunners]

I'm still thinking that Reform will not get more than 2 MPs. And that the Tories will not go below 140 seats due to the shy vote turning up.

[Hoover Attack]

Could just be my circle of associates but Reform are very, very popular.

[Dunners]

You may be right. And the final Survation poll suggests that my predictions are bollocks.

[Proposition Joe]

I think Labour will win.

[Qin]

Despite a huge win for Labour, I predict, Starmer won't get as many votes as Corbyn did in 2017, and maybe not even quite as many as Corbyn did in 2019, which was labelled a terrible defeat.
Labour will get around 40% of the vote, which is the same as Corbyn did in 2017
Starmers a lucky guy to be leader when the Tories are so unpopular

[Hoover Attack]

Despite a huge win for Labour, I predict, Starmer won't get as many votes as Corbyn did in 2017, and maybe not even quite as many as Corbyn did in 2019, which was labelled a terrible defeat.
Labour will get around 40% of the vote, which is the same as Corbyn did in 2017
Starmers a lucky guy to be leader when the Tories are so unpopular

It's not luck, it's Sirkieths 4d chess games which have meant he's leader now, not 9 years ago.

[StillSpike]

Why would shy Tories turn up if everything is lost?

[Mick McQuaid]

Because the idea of a supermajority, despite being meaningless, has worked.

[Hoover Attack]

Why would shy Tories turn up if everything is lost?

People still vote, even if they know there's literally no point. I always do.

[Mick McQuaid]

I'm trying to work out the cut off for doing a shot if a majority is overturned to not die, 18,000? Every past or current cabinet member gets one.

[y o y o y]

Why would shy Tories turn up if everything is lost?

Perhaps some of them are hoping for a 9.59pm overhead kick

[Proposition Joe]

Why would shy Tories turn up if everything is lost?

Perhaps some of them are hoping for a 9.59pm overhead kick

Not from the likes of Bellingham though. Someone a bit...less like him.

[y o y o y]

Why would shy Tories turn up if everything is lost?

Perhaps some of them are hoping for a 9.59pm overhead kick

Not from the likes of Bellingham though. Someone a bit...less like him.

I hear you.

But what's wrong with Brummies

[Mick McQuaid]

Labour 397
Conservative 156
Lib dem 66
Reform 2

[Dunners]

I'm still thinking that Reform will not get more than 2 MPs. And that the Tories will not go below 140 seats due to the shy vote turning up.

Oh well.

[Mick McQuaid]

If Reform get 13 seats I'll eat my hat*





* I don't actually have a hat

[Proposition Joe]

13 MPs is a good few more than I'd like but everyone already talking like they've won the whole thing. Mental.