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Re: Happy St George’s Day

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2024 12:55 pm
by Proposition Joe
Dunners wrote: Tue Apr 23, 2024 12:39 pm
It's like he and Starmer are in a constant battle to out-cringe one another.

Re: Happy St George’s Day

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2024 1:18 pm
by Hoover Attack
Starmer would have the camera zoomed in on the cup and he'd be in soft focus.

Re: Happy St George’s Day

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2024 1:41 pm
by Rubex Kube
Hoover Attack wrote: Tue Apr 23, 2024 12:34 pm
Dunners wrote: Tue Apr 23, 2024 11:40 am Let's declare war on France!
I know you're joking but there is something in this.

Each year, on the evening of the 22nd April, there should be an Ant and Dec hosted show where various National Treasure celebrities state their case for which country we attack the following morning. The public then text vote (calls costing £1 plus standard network messaging cost, 10% of profits from the text-in going to Help for Heroes and building a new HMS warship) to decide the outcome. One lucky voter is drawn at random to press the button the next day to launch the first missiles.
Just do the Tango ad instead

Re: Happy St George’s Day

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2024 7:12 pm
by Proposition Joe
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/202 ... ral-london

Another group of protesters only intent on causing trouble, abusing the Police and showing no respect for our laws or society, they should all be sent ba...oh.

Re: Happy St George’s Day

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2024 4:32 pm
by Max B Gold
Same time, same place next year for the annual Gammon riot.

Re: Happy St George’s Day

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2024 4:34 pm
by Dunners
Yep. See you there mate.