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Roadworks

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2024 9:48 pm
by Long slender neck
Why do they dig a hole then f*** off for a week? I expect we are being conned and fleeced somehow.

Re: Roadworks

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2024 10:08 pm
by one o in huntingdon
Because they have to break ground to comply with the opening notice issued under the NRSWA
How are you being fleeced or conned?

Re: Roadworks

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2024 11:03 pm
by Long slender neck
What?

Re: Roadworks

Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2024 12:10 am
by i8ubutler
Have you not read the New Roads and Street Works Act 1991 ?

Re: Roadworks

Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2024 6:35 am
by Orient Punxx
Other way round where I am. Dig the hole, fill the hole. Temporary traffic lights left for several days before theyโ€™re collection. Seems that the traffic light bit is outsourced and is collected at a time of convenience to the supplier. ๐Ÿ˜ก

Re: Roadworks

Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2024 9:10 am
by Cheshunto
Downtown Cheshunt has been brought to a virtual standstill in recent months. if itโ€™s not Thames Water then itโ€™s British Gas.
They dig a hole , put cones and traffic lights everywhere causing traffic jams galore , the workers are often seen drinking tea and checking their phones and little else. Then they go away and leave it before returning two weeks later to fill the hole in and packing up all their cones and lights.
My neighbour thinks that Thames Water are looking for the โ€œLost city of Atlantis โ€œ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Re: Roadworks

Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2024 9:23 am
by BIGRON
Probably waiting for a delivery of Galvin filters ๐Ÿค”

Re: Roadworks

Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2024 11:03 am
by Give it to Jabo
The potholes are bad enough in themselves.

(Anecdotally, the quickest way to get potholes filled in is to draw a big penis around them.)