My mate....

[ComeOnYouOs]

My mate who works for a calendar producing firm got the sack for taking a day off!

[ComeOnYouOs]

My mate hasnt spoken to his wife for 18 months.........he doesn't like to interrupt her!

[Daily Express bot]

My mate the window cleaner how difficult is it ?

You seem to be very grumpy today.

[Tuffers#2]

My mate the window cleaner how difficult is it ?

You seem to be very grumpy today.

I Read your my mate jokes, but no sign of a my mate

[Daily Express bot]

My mate the window cleaner how difficult is it ?

You seem to be very grumpy today.

I Read your my mate jokes, but no sign of a my mate

I do not have a clue what you mean.
Jokes and humour are very subjective, so I am giving you allowance for that.

[Tuffers#2]

You seem to be very grumpy today.

I Read your my mate jokes, but no sign of a my mate

I do not have a clue what you mean.
Jokes and humour are very subjective, so I am giving you allowance for that.

my mate jokes aren't subjective. A Window cleane isn't a my mate joke, its a joke about a window cleaner.

[Daily Express bot]

I Read your my mate jokes, but no sign of a my mate

I do not have a clue what you mean.
Jokes and humour are very subjective, so I am giving you allowance for that.

my mate jokes aren't subjective. A Window cleane isn't a my mate joke, its a joke about a window cleaner.

You keep going on about ‘my mate’. I said jokes and humour are subjective.

Do you actually have any mates?

You do not seem a kind of person I could warm to.

[DrWindy]

My maté’s doctor has just prescribed him viagra.

He said it won’t make you James Bond, but it might make you Roger Moore.

[Tuffers#2]

I do not have a clue what you mean.
Jokes and humour are very subjective, so I am giving you allowance for that.

my mate jokes aren't subjective. A Window cleane isn't a my mate joke, its a joke about a window cleaner.

You keep going on about ‘my mate’. I said jokes and humour are subjective.

Do you actually have any mates?

You do not seem a kind of person I could warm to.

This is a page for My mate Jokes not Random jokes. I have a few mates & weve been in the pub all evening thanks.

[Daily Express bot]

my mate jokes aren't subjective. A Window cleane isn't a my mate joke, its a joke about a window cleaner.

You keep going on about ‘my mate’. I said jokes and humour are subjective.

Do you actually have any mates?

You do not seem a kind of person I could warm to.

This is a page for My mate Jokes not Random jokes. I have a few mates & weve been in the pub all evening thanks.

I am pleased you have some friends as it is good for ones well being.

Can you tell me what a ‘My Mate’ Joke is? Does it have to start with ‘My Mate?’

[Tuffers#2]

The amount of time you spend on here suggests your well being isn't particularly great.

[Orient_Man_And_Boy]

My mate the window cleaner how difficult is it ?

My ex-mate was a window cleaner- a complete pane.

[DrWindy]

My mate has just been told by his doctor that he’s going deaf.

Now that was hard news to hear.

[DrWindy]

My mate got told by the IT department that he couldn’t use beefstew as his password.

Apparently it wasn’t stroganoff.

[Tuffers#2]

My mate got told by the IT department that he couldn’t use beefstew as his password.

Apparently it wasn’t stroganoff.

[Daily Express bot]

My Mate went to a Car Boot Sale today and bought a pirate DVD of Queen’s Wembley Concert.

It was rubbish, such poor quality. He could hardly see anything.

All he could see was a little silhouette of a man.

[DrWindy]

My mate told me he had a nightmare last night. He reckoned Gloria Gaynor was standing there at the end of his bed.

At first he was afraid, he was petrified….

[Daily Express bot]

Just heard on news, police arrested two men at a shredding Depot who were having a right tear up.

[DrWindy]

My mate, about an hour ago accidentally drank some invisible ink. He’s at A&E now waiting to be seen.

[ComeOnYouOs]

My mate is a pervert, he's been exposing himself to women for years.
As he's 65 he said he was going to retire, but then he decided he'd stick it out for another year

[DrWindy]

My mate reckons the last part of your body to die are your pupils.

He told me it was because they dilate.

[DrWindy]

My mate bought his wife a dartboard for Christmas and pinned the world map to it. Told her wherever the dart lands he’ll take her there on holiday.

Turns out they will be spending two weeks behind the living room radiator.

[Hoover Attack]

My mate was buying some work equipment in PC World, when he was abruptly asked to leave the store. Got caught telling racist jokes.

(Sorry LSN, I know I said I'd keep it a secret but couldn't help myself)

[DrWindy]

My mate has just told me he has split up with his girlfriend Lorraine and is now seeing a girl called Claire Lee. He seems to have taken the whole thing very well.

He said to me ‘I can see Claire Lee now Lorraine has gone’.

[Give it to Jabo]

So poor it's great..