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Next years Eurovision UK entry

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Just send a recording of an elephant’s fart. Such a waste of our time and money.
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25th out of 26, wow, just a few points better than Germany, and they had better songs whilst marching through Poland.
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I blame it on Brexit
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The answer is Cliff Richard
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The Mindsweep wrote: Sun May 14, 2023 10:27 am The answer is Cliff Richard
Didn't work last time.
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Would love to know how much UK pump into Eurovision every year, whatever the total, it’s a complete waste of money, especially after last nights event when we are hosting and funding on behalf of Ukraine (who gave us 1 point!!), how much additional money did that cost to host?

Europe hates UK, most points we got at any stage last night was 4 points and that was from Ireland, who you would expect/hope would give us 10-12 points!

Absolute farce and waste of money, do t get me wrong I would still watch every year, but would enjoy better knowing we weren’t throwing money away funding the annual event.

Im not saying UK should have won either, but we were not as bad as 25th out of 26 countries in the night with only 24 points.

Also Finland should have won.

If we are going to keep funding and want to win it, get a recognised artist in, Harry Styles would prob win it for us 😉
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Frogger wrote: Sun May 14, 2023 1:32 am Just send a recording of an elephant’s fart. Such a waste of our time and money.
:D Spot on .
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spen666 wrote: Sun May 14, 2023 10:15 am I blame it on Brexit
Nah, that show died on its arse years before Brexit was even thought about .
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Stan1972 wrote: Sun May 14, 2023 11:06 am Would love to know how much UK pump into Eurovision every year, whatever the total, it’s a complete waste of money, especially after last nights event when we are hosting and funding on behalf of Ukraine (who gave us 1 point!!), how much additional money did that cost to host?

Europe hates UK, most points we got at any stage last night was 4 points and that was from Ireland, who you would expect/hope would give us 10-12 points!

Absolute farce and waste of money, do t get me wrong I would still watch every year, but would enjoy better knowing we weren’t throwing money away funding the annual event.

Im not saying UK should have won either, but we were not as bad as 25th out of 26 countries in the night with only 24 points.

Also Finland should have won.

If we are going to keep funding and want to win it, get a recognised artist in, Harry Styles would prob win it for us 😉
That"s Uk TV licence fee money going on that utter shi te
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Yes, but I must say an elephants fart does seem like a good idea for next year's entry.
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Chief crazy horse wrote: Sun May 14, 2023 11:46 am Yes, but I must say an elephants fart does seem like a good idea for next year's entry.
It would probably win .
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Second last was an injustice but overall it was a good show, probably done alright out of it economically.
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Gave up watching it many years ago.
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I just thought maybe it should be made "pay per view". That way we could see just how popular that show really is in this country .
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It's supposed to be non political, well you could have fooled me
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ComeOnYouOs wrote: Sun May 14, 2023 12:28 pm It's supposed to be non political, well you could have fooled me
Exactly . That's why I hate that show so much . In the old days it used to be a bit of fun with an equal chance of winning . Nowadays it's too politicised
and with the UK having no chance of winning . I reckon we only came second last year due to our support for Ukraine . Of course it was no surprise when Ukraine won with somebody resembling a singing curtain
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RedDwarf 1881 wrote: Sun May 14, 2023 12:16 pm I just thought maybe it should be made "pay per view". That way we could see just how popular that show really is in this country .
What a good idea, in fact they should scrap the bbc licence and make them self funding as other tv channels manage to do. Might as well have adverts with all the breaks they have in between their programmes advertising forthcoming shows !
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Stan1972 wrote: Sun May 14, 2023 11:06 am Would love to know how much UK pump into Eurovision every year, whatever the total, it’s a complete waste of money, especially after last nights event when we are hosting and funding on behalf of Ukraine (who gave us 1 point!!), how much additional money did that cost to host?

Europe hates UK, most points we got at any stage last night was 4 points and that was from Ireland, who you would expect/hope would give us 10-12 points!

Absolute farce and waste of money, do t get me wrong I would still watch every year, but would enjoy better knowing we weren’t throwing money away funding the annual event.

Im not saying UK should have won either, but we were not as bad as 25th out of 26 countries in the night with only 24 points.

Also Finland should have won.

If we are going to keep funding and want to win it, get a recognised artist in, Harry Styles would prob win it for us 😉
Maybe we should swap points for missiles with Ukraine?
Don’t bite the hand and all that…..
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Well, I enjoyed it. And the BBC will have made a nice return too.

We do well when we enter a decent singer, a good song and put on a strong stage performance. The UK would have won last year were it not for the Ukraine solidarity vote.

This year we had a bland song and the performance on the night was flat. And with such strong competition at a technical level we were going to struggle.

Personally, I liked Finland, Australia, Israel and Czechia. I also liked the Spanish entry, which was a brave choice.
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Dunners wrote: Sun May 14, 2023 2:43 pm Well, I enjoyed it. And the BBC will have made a nice return too.

We do well when we enter a decent singer, a good song and put on a strong stage performance. The UK would have won last year were it not for the Ukraine solidarity vote.

This year we had a bland song and the performance on the night was flat. And with such strong competition at a technical level we were going to struggle.

Personally, I liked Finland, Australia, Israel and Czechia. I also liked the Spanish entry, which was a brave choice.

Ermm, please forgive my ignorance but I've always believed that Israel and Australia wasn't in Europe . ?
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Interesting piece on the BBC's website about why their pick, the UK and Tory-hating Mae Muller, didn't do as well as they hoped she would.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-65586989

There's a suggestion in other post mortems that, compared to other more successful countries, the BBC does not give its selections a decent chance to succeed, eg by given them live performance opportunities and coaching, or allowing the public to choose, rather than a committee. Sam Ryder last year was an exception, but he's way more talented that the other recent UK entrants.

I always enjoy watching the event, though I miss Wogan's commentary.
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RedDwarf 1881 wrote: Sun May 14, 2023 2:58 pm
Dunners wrote: Sun May 14, 2023 2:43 pm Well, I enjoyed it. And the BBC will have made a nice return too.

We do well when we enter a decent singer, a good song and put on a strong stage performance. The UK would have won last year were it not for the Ukraine solidarity vote.

This year we had a bland song and the performance on the night was flat. And with such strong competition at a technical level we were going to struggle.

Personally, I liked Finland, Australia, Israel and Czechia. I also liked the Spanish entry, which was a brave choice.

Ermm, please forgive my ignorance but I've always believed that Israel and Australia wasn't in Europe . ?
Maybe they identify as Europeans .......
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RedDwarf 1881 wrote: Sun May 14, 2023 12:16 pm I just thought maybe it should be made "pay per view". That way we could see just how popular that show really is in this country .
Why dont we make everything pay per view?
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RedDwarf 1881 wrote: Sun May 14, 2023 12:34 pm
ComeOnYouOs wrote: Sun May 14, 2023 12:28 pm It's supposed to be non political, well you could have fooled me
Exactly . That's why I hate that show so much . In the old days it used to be a bit of fun with an equal chance of winning . Nowadays it's too politicised
and with the UK having no chance of winning . I reckon we only came second last year due to our support for Ukraine . Of course it was no surprise when Ukraine won with somebody resembling a singing curtain
Why do you care who wins a competition that you hate?
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If you look at the quality of vocals for the other female pop singers of similar age from Israel, Poland and Norway our entry was really weak in comparison. Compare to Sam Ryder's performance last year and the problem is pretty obvious.

Also our staging always seems so lame compared to other countries. Even with Space Man all Sam got was some unfolding bits of metal, must do better.
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