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British Customer Service

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 10:57 am
by Clive Evans
On Halloween our Boris will lead us out of Europe and we will stand alone. Anyway, the good ole Dunkirk Spirit and British customer service will see us through? At Atlantis Fish & chips on the Seafront in Margate yesterday, we sat outside because of the dogs. Had to order at the counter and despite the fact that they charged an arm and a leg they yelled at us to pick up our food and drink at the counter. Appetisingly served in a cardboard box with plastic knives and forks. Food was Ok. But when I went inside for a pee, despite the fact they were still serving customers at the counter, the loos were cordoned off because a kid was mopping the floor, and I was point-blank refused entry. No wonder Margate gets more run down with every visit.

Re: British Customer Service

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 11:09 am
by Long slender neck
Margate is great. You should have tried Peter's Fish Factory

Re: British Customer Service

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 11:11 am
by Rich Tea Wellin
Last season we really played with Dunkin spirit

Re: British Customer Service

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 11:45 am
by point nine one eight
West Side Story wrote: Wed Jul 17, 2019 10:57 am On Halloween our Boris will lead us out of Europe and we will stand alone. Anyway, the good ole Dunkirk Spirit and British customer service will see us through? At Atlantis Fish & chips on the Seafront in Margate yesterday, we sat outside because of the dogs. Had to order at the counter and despite the fact that they charged an arm and a leg they yelled at us to pick up our food and drink at the counter. Appetisingly served in a cardboard box with plastic knives and forks. Food was Ok. But when I went inside for a pee, despite the fact they were still serving customers at the counter, the loos were cordoned off because a kid was mopping the floor, and I was point-blank refused entry. No wonder Margate gets more run down with every visit.
looks like they pulled all the stops out for you, some people get all the luck.

Re: British Customer Service

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 12:15 pm
by Proposition Joe
It was a bad thing that they were cleaning the toilets?

Re: British Customer Service

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 12:39 pm
by DuvB
Proposition Joe wrote: Wed Jul 17, 2019 12:15 pm It was a bad thing that they were cleaning the toilets?
Piss poor in my opinion

Re: British Customer Service

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 12:40 pm
by Buddy Manucci
No eastern europeans to clean the toilets after Brexit.

Re: British Customer Service

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 12:50 pm
by F*ck The Poor & Fat
DuvB wrote: Wed Jul 17, 2019 12:39 pm
Proposition Joe wrote: Wed Jul 17, 2019 12:15 pm It was a bad thing that they were cleaning the toilets?
p*ss poor in my opinion
It’s what they call a crap service.

Re: British Customer Service

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 1:47 pm
by Constanza
Must have driven you round the bend.

Re: British Customer Service

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 1:51 pm
by Dunners
I love British Customer Service. Much underrated band.

Re: British Customer Service

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 1:53 pm
by Constanza
It's taking ages for them to serve up a new album though.

Re: British Customer Service

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 2:14 pm
by F*ck The Poor & Fat
Bog standard if you ask me.

Re: British Customer Service

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 2:44 pm
by Beradogs
Proposition Joe wrote: Wed Jul 17, 2019 12:15 pm It was a bad thing that they were cleaning the toilets?

With 3 rock eel and 2 cod. Yes.

Re: British Customer Service

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 4:44 pm
by Omygawd
Fair drives you round the bend

Re: British Customer Service

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 5:23 pm
by F*ck The Poor & Fat
This topic makes me flushed with excitement, or was that excrement.