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For those who like an ice-cream pun or two...

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 3:08 pm
by Give it to Jabo
Do not di-sorbet the local council.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-l ... e-48881237

Re: For those who like an ice-cream pun or two...

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 3:10 pm
by Lucky7
99 problems but the choc ice ain’t one

Re: For those who like an ice-cream pun or two...

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 3:14 pm
by Real Al
Pair of flakes. They should just arrange a schedule and take alternate sundaes.

Re: For those who like an ice-cream pun or two...

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 3:18 pm
by Lucky7
Real Al wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2019 3:14 pm Pair of flakes. They should just arrange a schedule and take alternate sundaes.
FAB reply they both sound like a pair of screwballs

Re: For those who like an ice-cream pun or two...

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 3:51 pm
by Thor
The way we are taking our time is signing players we will need a rocket shortly to speed us through to deadline day.

Re: For those who like an ice-cream pun or two...

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 4:27 pm
by Lovejoy
Magnums at dawn should sort this one out!

Re: For those who like an ice-cream pun or two...

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 4:43 pm
by MrB
It’s flake news

Re: For those who like an ice-cream pun or two...

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 4:48 pm
by Howling Mad Murdock
I scream at these bad puns.

Re: For those who like an ice-cream pun or two...

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 4:59 pm
by EliotNes
Howling Mad Murdock wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2019 4:48 pm I scream at these bad puns.
Shouldn’t it be a howl ❓

Re: For those who like an ice-cream pun or two...

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 5:07 pm
by Thor
Howling Mad Murdock wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2019 4:48 pm I scream at these bad puns.
It's better than being on a banana boat.

Re: For those who like an ice-cream pun or two...

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 5:15 pm
by Lovejoy
Howling Mad Murdock wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2019 4:48 pm I scream at these bad puns.
You will scream when Mr Whippy finds you!

Re: For those who like an ice-cream pun or two...

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 7:42 pm
by Lovejoy
This lady might not find ice cream so finger licking good.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/th ... spartanntp