Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmm
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 9:26 pm
If the Police arrest a mime artist, do they tell him that he has the right to remain silent?
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Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmm
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Re: Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmm
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 9:37 pm
Of course, but when a tightrope walker goes on trial his future is in the balance.
Re: Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmm
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 9:38 pm
How do “Do not walk on the grass” signs get there?
Re: Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmm
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 9:55 pm
Sign in Seven Sisters Road, "Shattered Windscreens Replaced". If you've got one shattered windscreen why would you want another?
Re: Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmm
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 10:09 pm
Keys Cut while you wait ...Didn't like that one at all.
Re: Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmm
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 10:15 pm
What if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about?
Re: Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmm
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 11:05 pm
Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?
Re: Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmm
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 6:58 am
How does a thermos flask know if the contents are hot or cold?
Re: Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmm
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 8:59 am
I was at the crib, sittin' by the fireplace
Drinkin' cocoa on the bear skin rug
The door bell rang, who could it be?
Thought to myself then started to shrug
Got to the door, ding dong, who is it?
My girl's best friend had payed me a visit
Sly as can be tight dress and all
She knew that I was faithful, I really didn't have the gall
I tried to chill, she made the move
Now, I know my girlfriend wouldn't approve
I didn't realize my girl was settin' me up
Yo, my girlfriend didn't trust me, no
Yeah, but she lost control, I wouldn't take the bait
I said, "Chill baby, baby chill baby, baby wait"
My girl bust in, caught us creatin' a boom
She said, "Girlfriend"?
Drinkin' cocoa on the bear skin rug
The door bell rang, who could it be?
Thought to myself then started to shrug
Got to the door, ding dong, who is it?
My girl's best friend had payed me a visit
Sly as can be tight dress and all
She knew that I was faithful, I really didn't have the gall
I tried to chill, she made the move
Now, I know my girlfriend wouldn't approve
I didn't realize my girl was settin' me up
Yo, my girlfriend didn't trust me, no
Yeah, but she lost control, I wouldn't take the bait
I said, "Chill baby, baby chill baby, baby wait"
My girl bust in, caught us creatin' a boom
She said, "Girlfriend"?
Re: Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmm
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 9:19 am
Re: Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmm
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 12:44 pm
Re: Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmm
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 6:43 pm
Take one pill four times a day.
Re: Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmm
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 8:32 pm
Safety glasses must be worn, why not have new ones?
Mikero
Mikero
Re: Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmm
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 10:48 pm
If a word in the dictionary is misspelled how would we know?