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Mrs Theo
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2022 5:03 pm
by o-no
Noticed that Theo the Wyvern was spouse-less again on Saturday.
Should we assume that all is not well in the cave(?) and perhaps they're spending some time apart, or maybe there'll be the pitter-patter/fiery breath of a little Wyvern sometime soon.
I think we need to be told.
Re: Mrs Theo
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2022 5:04 pm
by spen666
she's having an affair with Martin Ling
Re: Mrs Theo
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2022 5:05 pm
by o-no
Ick
Re: Mrs Theo
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2022 5:06 pm
by Loyal_Supporter
o-no wrote: ↑Tue Aug 16, 2022 5:03 pm
Noticed that Theo the Wyvern was spouse-less again on Saturday.
Should we assume that all is not well in the cave(?) and perhaps they're spending some time apart, or maybe there'll be the pitter-patter/fiery breath of a little Wyvern sometime soon.
I think we need to be told.
Apparently they are siblings...
Re: Mrs Theo
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2022 5:09 pm
by spen666
Loyal_Supporter wrote: ↑Tue Aug 16, 2022 5:06 pm
o-no wrote: ↑Tue Aug 16, 2022 5:03 pm
Noticed that Theo the Wyvern was spouse-less again on Saturday.
Should we assume that all is not well in the cave(?) and perhaps they're spending some time apart, or maybe there'll be the pitter-patter/fiery breath of a little Wyvern sometime soon.
I think we need to be told.
Apparently they are siblings...
would fit in well at southend then or on Canvey Island
Re: Mrs Theo
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2022 5:10 pm
by o-no
Are they siblings? They do look quite similar to be fair. When I first saw 'her' I asked my mate how you tell them apart. He said 'She's the one with the pink boobs'. I thought blimey, that's quite racey for LOFC.
Anyway, it turned out he said she's the one with pink boots, which was correct, but nowhere near as good.
Re: Mrs Theo
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2022 5:16 pm
by EliotNes
o-no wrote: ↑Tue Aug 16, 2022 5:10 pm
Are they siblings? They do look quite similar to be fair. When I first saw 'her' I asked my mate how you tell them apart. He said 'She's the one with the pink boobs'. I thought blimey, that's quite racey for LOFC.
Anyway, it turned out he said she's the one with pink boots, which was correct, but nowhere near as good.
And she's got longer eyelashes and Mrs NES reckons their tails are different.
Re: Mrs Theo
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2022 5:33 pm
by Currywurst and Chips
Her last update was from the 26th July, she's looking a bit tired
Re: Mrs Theo
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2022 5:55 pm
by spen666
Currywurst and Chips wrote: ↑Tue Aug 16, 2022 5:33 pm
Her last update was from the 26th July, she's looking a bit tired
That's because Theo isn't pulling his weight at home. She has to do all the housework with no help from him.
he spends all his free time at the football instead of helping Cleo out.
Re: Mrs Theo
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2022 6:06 pm
by PutneyO
I think she's run off with the Llanelli Scarlets mascot.
Re: Mrs Theo
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2022 6:42 pm
by banqo
She's not with child is she??