Breaking: Boarding Cup Goes Live

[Max B Gold]

The Boarders Cup Anthem. Please be Upstanding

[tuffers#1]

Uefa Boarding cup tomorrow is it ?

Marvellous, we have commerciality and a means to broaden our deep pockets with European money and by doing so collapse the competition in the domestic league. Trust a Celtic fan to come up with that.

What next? Eh? Commercialise sectarianism or race hate for pound notes?

Have you never heard of the wolfe tones or
The 12th of July parades,

All about £ Notes Maxy

[Max B Gold]

Uefa Boarding cup tomorrow is it ?

Marvellous, we have commerciality and a means to broaden our deep pockets with European money and by doing so collapse the competition in the domestic league. Trust a Celtic fan to come up with that.

What next? Eh? Commercialise sectarianism or race hate for pound notes?

Have you never heard of the wolfe tones or
The 12th of July parades,

All about £ Notes Maxy

Yes. That was my point.

There was only one Wolfe Tone. A Prod. Leader of the United Irishmen

[tuffers#1]

Marvellous, we have commerciality and a means to broaden our deep pockets with European money and by doing so collapse the competition in the domestic league. Trust a Celtic fan to come up with that.

What next? Eh? Commercialise sectarianism or race hate for pound notes?

Have you never heard of the wolfe tones or
The 12th of July parades,

All about £ Notes Maxy

Yes. That was my point.

There was only one Wolfe Tone. A Prod. Leader of the United Irishmen

Derek Warfield might disagree.

And its Theobald Wolfe Tone please.

One of Erin's Finest

[slacker]

What was this farrago? You even completed the project in double-quick time. No NU, are you? Thread was mistake

[Rich Tea Wellin]

Woke up in a haze from last night. The boys are achey this morning and we are all gutted about losing in a semi-final, it’s the Wumble way according to most fans.

[EliotNes]

Go for another one but spread it over a couple of nights please. And there is only one ‘s’ in Nes. But at least I lost to an eventual finalist

[Celtient]

Must admit I didn't get much sleep last night after my shock exit in round 2. Kept going over and over in my mind where it went wrong. There will be some tough talking to be done in the cold light of day and I will come back stronger

[Cheshunto]

Must admit I didn't get much sleep last night after my shock exit in round 2. Kept going over and over in my mind where it went wrong. There will be some tough talking to be done in the cold light of day and I will come back stronger

Sounds like a post match interview from Ross after our annual 1st Round FA Cup defeat
Also I’m gutted to have gone out to Disso in true Orient fashion in the Boarders Cup in a typical poor performance leading to another home defeat.
Mrs CheshuntO thinks we’re all fcuking mad by the way

[BIGRON]

Who won the 3rd and 4th place play off

[Constanza]

Fantastic stuff, I watched it all I unfold on BT Sports Boarding Channel (SD)

[ContrifibulatoryFred]

Excellent idea and thread MB Gold

[Dunners]

I'm logging a formal complaint. There was clear cheating and collusion between Stage 3 and the ref in the earlier round. My lot were robbed.

[StillSpike]

Just up after a long night celebrating.

Does anyone have an open topped bus they're not using this weekend?

[Dunners]

I think Liverpool have one.

[tuffers#1]

Without wanting to slander the head of
Boarding cup goes live , some clarity needs
To be shown

How many dice rolls ?
Per game per half ?

A particular game finished
3 -35 .
If rules are not clear , skullduggery &
Its effects could well be abused.

Betting on games must be restricted
Until scoring is much clearer !

Dutch representative & Ex player
May Dup has backed the calls

[Celtient]

Must admit I was a bit confused about how someone scored 0 on the roll of a dice. Maybe Max has a 7 sided one ranging from 0 to 6?

[tuffers#1]

This is the one youse have all been waiting for.

The draw for the prestigious Boarders Cup. Apologies for the delay but this was due the the popularity of the competition and unprecedented levels of competitors.

Anyway without any further ado - the draw is:

Max B Gold v Apple Wumble

PW v Celtient

Still Spike v 1690 Boab

O-no v I8ubutler

Dunners v The Mindsweep

Stage 3 v Elliot Ness

ChesuntO v Disso

Tufty v Big Nose Orange Billy

Please note the six will count as zero. Draws will be decided by a further roll of the die.

The Zero is clearly explained in the rules
However scoring 35 is not easy to see ?

[Celtient]

Oh never noticed that in all the excitement.

[Max B Gold]

This is the one youse have all been waiting for.

The draw for the prestigious Boarders Cup. Apologies for the delay but this was due the the popularity of the competition and unprecedented levels of competitors.

Anyway without any further ado - the draw is:

Max B Gold v Apple Wumble

PW v Celtient

Still Spike v 1690 Boab

O-no v I8ubutler

Dunners v The Mindsweep

Stage 3 v Elliot Ness

ChesuntO v Disso

Tufty v Big Nose Orange Billy

Please note the six will count as zero. Draws will be decided by a further roll of the die.

The Zero is clearly explained in the rules
However scoring 35 is not easy to see ?

Oh FFS Tufty. It was a joke. Stage 3 scored 5. When the two digits are placed next to each other on a comic misreading one gets 35. I don't know why I bother.

3rd and 4th play offs later today.

[Dunners]

Maybe one day we'll all be able look back on this "comic misreading" and have a good old laugh. But right now it's just too raw.

[tuffers#1]

MB.I.F.A (Message Board Insane Fools association)
Require all numbering systems to be explained fully as
Was pointed out by Celtient the "EXCITEMENT" was to much for some boarders .

Max will be Fined 2 Days insanity starting immediately
Which will be paid in the form of standing on 1 leg
Covering his left eye & shouting offside offside the
b*stard was offside.

[Max B Gold]

MB.I.F.A (Message Board Insane Fools association)
Require all numbering systems to be explained fully as
Was pointed out by Celtient the "EXCITEMENT" was to much for some boarders .

Max will be Fined 2 Days insanity starting immediately
Which will be paid in the form of standing on 1 leg
Covering his left eye & shouting offside offside the
b*stard was offside.

What is so difficult to understand about the simple roll of the die.

To be honest if I was you I would be more concerned about the inclusion of two non Boarders in the competition

[Celtient]

Maybe one day we'll all be able look back on this "comic misreading" and have a good old laugh. But right now it's just too raw.

I'm trying to move on, but agree it's tough right now

[tuffers#1]

MB.I.F.A (Message Board Insane Fools association)
Require all numbering systems to be explained fully as
Was pointed out by Celtient the "EXCITEMENT" was to much for some boarders .

Max will be Fined 2 Days insanity starting immediately
Which will be paid in the form of standing on 1 leg
Covering his left eye & shouting offside offside the
b*stard was offside.

What is so difficult to understand about the simple roll of the die.

To be honest if I was you I would be more concerned about the inclusion of two non Boarders in the competition

I did make a complaint about that when Bigron asked if he was big orange nose willy.
But i was ignored, hence the reason for the fine !



These are d8fficult times & MBIFA is nearly overwhelmed by the amount of
Bored Game type entertainment going on & asks all bored players to show understanding
During this stressful time .