Cole Palmer

[Brigs]

Oh dear

V.A.R check is in - No Flounce.

No categorically evidence shows a Flounce.
Rev's decision over ruled

This is getting a bit silly now. To recap, your story is:

Yes it is, so stop.

You’ve been following this board, and my interactions with CEB, silently for a long time. Never posting anything to me, about me or on any threads with the two of us on.

I've read this board, not just the beating C.E.B dished out to you

And then, suddenly, after he flounces you decide to vociferously defend him whilst being belligerent towards me - somebody who you have never previously had an interaction with until you voluntarily answered a question I asked on this thread. Oh, and apparently you don’t actually like him, you just feel the need to suddenly aggressively defend his honour.

Refuting your salty Lies is what I'm doing

All a bit strange really.

Yes you are very weird

Oh, and it was definitely a flounce.

Not without proof it's not.

You

[The Reverend]

Oh dear

V.A.R check is in - No Flounce.

No categorically evidence shows a Flounce.
Rev's decision over ruled

This is getting a bit silly now. To recap, your story is:

Yes it is, so stop.

You’ve been following this board, and my interactions with CEB, silently for a long time. Never posting anything to me, about me or on any threads with the two of us on.

I've read this board, not just the beating C.E.B dished out to you

And then, suddenly, after he flounces you decide to vociferously defend him whilst being belligerent towards me - somebody who you have never previously had an interaction with until you voluntarily answered a question I asked on this thread. Oh, and apparently you don’t actually like him, you just feel the need to suddenly aggressively defend his honour.

Refuting your salty Lies is what I'm doing

All a bit strange really.

Yes you are very weird

Oh, and it was definitely a flounce.

Not without proof it's not.

You

I’ll address the one part of that mess that I’m actually interested in responding to: you’re accusing me of lying. What have I lied about?

[Long slender neck]

He flounced before he was pushed.

[The Reverend]

He flounced before he was pushed.

Well there we have it. Confirmation from a reliable source.

Do you find this random new introduction to the CEB fan club as odd as I do? Why has “Brigs” who has never previously interacted with me taken such a vociferous interest in the recent flouncing? All a bit strange, is it not?

[Long slender neck]

Because he's tuffers#6

[The Reverend]

Because he's tuffers#6

All makes sense now. I did think that the awful grammar, incoherent rambling and bizarre logic was CEB being sophisticated behind an alias, but apply Occams Razor and Tuffers on his sixth account is the simplest explanation.

One final thing before I move on, what caused the flounce? I genuinely can’t find the source material.

[Brigs]

Oh dear

This is getting a bit silly now. To recap, your story is:

You’ve been following this board, and my interactions with CEB, silently for a long time. Never posting anything to me, about me or on any threads with the two of us on.

And then, suddenly, after he flounces you decide to vociferously defend him whilst being belligerent towards me - somebody who you have never previously had an interaction with until you voluntarily answered a question I asked on this thread. Oh, and apparently you don’t actually like him, you just feel the need to suddenly aggressively defend his honour.



All a bit strange really.

Oh, and it was definitely a flounce.

You

I’ll address the one part of that mess that I’m actually interested in responding to: you’re accusing me of lying. What have I lied about?

Plenty

[Brigs]

Because he's tuffers#6

All makes sense now. I did think that the awful grammar, incoherent rambling and bizarre logic was CEB being sophisticated behind an alias, but apply Occams Razor and Tuffers on his sixth account is the simplest explanation.

Attacking a second person not here to defend themselves. Cowardice of the highest order

[The Reverend]

Oh dear

You

I’ll address the one part of that mess that I’m actually interested in responding to: you’re accusing me of lying. What have I lied about?

Plenty

What specifically are you accusing me of lying about?

[Brigs]

Denials.
1 that you aren't a Coward
2 That you got so destroyed & beaten by C.E.B, you can only Diss him when he isn't here.

[The Reverend]

Denials.
1 that you aren't a Coward
2 That you got so destroyed & beaten by C.E.B, you can only Diss him when he isn't here.

If he has “destroyed & beaten” me, how come I’m still here and he has flounced off?

[Max B Gold]

V.A.R check is in - No Flounce.

No categorically evidence shows a Flounce.
Rev's decision over ruled

This is getting a bit silly now. To recap, your story is:

You’ve been following this board, and my interactions with CEB, silently for a long time. Never posting anything to me, about me or on any threads with the two of us on. And then, suddenly, after he flounces you decide to vociferously defend him whilst being belligerent towards me - somebody who you have never previously had an interaction with until you voluntarily answered a question I asked on this thread. Oh, and apparently you don’t actually like him, you just feel the need to suddenly aggressively defend his honour.

All a bit strange really.

Oh, and it was definitely a flounce.

I don't think it was a flounce. I believe you drove him away. I hope you're happy that the 2nd best Boarder has gone for good. We all miss him.

[Brigs]

Denials.
1 that you aren't a Coward
2 That you got so destroyed & beaten by C.E.B, you can only Diss him when he isn't here.

If he has “destroyed & beaten” me, how come I’m still here and he has flounced off?

You crawled into a cave & didn't come out until he'd gone? That's how cowards doing things isn't it?

[Currywurst and Chips]

Only so long before tuffers can’t supress his true self any longer and reverts to form

[Give it to Jabo]

V.A.R check is in - No Flounce.

No categorically evidence shows a Flounce.
Rev's decision over ruled

This is getting a bit silly now. To recap, your story is:

You’ve been following this board, and my interactions with CEB, silently for a long time. Never posting anything to me, about me or on any threads with the two of us on. And then, suddenly, after he flounces you decide to vociferously defend him whilst being belligerent towards me - somebody who you have never previously had an interaction with until you voluntarily answered a question I asked on this thread. Oh, and apparently you don’t actually like him, you just feel the need to suddenly aggressively defend his honour.

All a bit strange really.

Oh, and it was definitely a flounce.

I don't think it was a flounce. I believe you drove him away. I hope you're happy that the 2nd best Boarder has gone for good. We all miss him.

Err, I do not. He will be back.

[The Reverend]

V.A.R check is in - No Flounce.

No categorically evidence shows a Flounce.
Rev's decision over ruled

This is getting a bit silly now. To recap, your story is:

You’ve been following this board, and my interactions with CEB, silently for a long time. Never posting anything to me, about me or on any threads with the two of us on. And then, suddenly, after he flounces you decide to vociferously defend him whilst being belligerent towards me - somebody who you have never previously had an interaction with until you voluntarily answered a question I asked on this thread. Oh, and apparently you don’t actually like him, you just feel the need to suddenly aggressively defend his honour.

All a bit strange really.

Oh, and it was definitely a flounce.

I don't think it was a flounce. I believe you drove him away. I hope you're happy that the 2nd best Boarder has gone for good. We all miss him.

Remarkably I had nothing to do with it. Anyway, even I can admit that he’d never have flounced due to me. Presumably it was the endgame of his ongoing issues with authority, in this instance those who moderate a league 1 football clubs message board.