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Re: RIP a tribute
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2022 10:56 am
by Max B Gold
Type high wrote: ↑Fri Sep 09, 2022 10:55 am
Adz wrote: ↑Fri Sep 09, 2022 7:40 am
Call me dispassionate, but i'm very much unaffected by the death of people I don't know
I shall look forward to your demise so that I can pay the respect you deserve not
He will be pan breid and won't care.
Re: RIP a tribute
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2022 10:58 am
by Adz
Type high wrote: ↑Fri Sep 09, 2022 10:55 am
Adz wrote: ↑Fri Sep 09, 2022 7:40 am
Call me dispassionate, but i'm very much unaffected by the death of people I don't know
I shall look forward to your demise so that I can pay the respect you deserve not
You can do what you like, give my corpse a kicking if it makes you happy, I'll be dead
Re: RIP a tribute
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2022 11:02 am
by Dunners
Re: RIP a tribute
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2022 11:07 am
by Type high
Adz wrote: ↑Fri Sep 09, 2022 10:58 am
Type high wrote: ↑Fri Sep 09, 2022 10:55 am
Adz wrote: ↑Fri Sep 09, 2022 7:40 am
Call me dispassionate, but i'm very much unaffected by the death of people I don't know
I shall look forward to your demise so that I can pay the respect you deserve not
You can do what you like, give my corpse a kicking if it makes you happy, I'll be dead
That should never be done to any corpse, we may not like the person in the body, but that is no excuse to abuse the corpse
Re: RIP a tribute
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2022 11:11 am
by Max Fowler
Who is the person in Adz's body?
Re: RIP a tribute
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2022 11:19 am
by CEB
Pleasantly surprised by the way this thread has gone
Re: RIP a tribute
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2022 11:19 am
by MassiveForehead
Max B Gold wrote: ↑Fri Sep 09, 2022 10:37 am
Just driven to Paisley to meet with Council and all the billboards have Liz on them. FFS!
I'm a bit anxious about the meeting because when I called to arrange it yesterday at the end of the call,thinking it had ended, I muttered "Fuking useless khunts" under my breath and shat myself when the women on the other end of the call said "Is there something else I can help you with?"
Think I saw something on Instagram yesterday with a billboard near Leeds which had her life span as being 1926-2021.
I know it's been a rubbish few years, but even I hoped we were closer to 2023 than 2021.
Re: RIP a tribute
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2022 11:22 am
by Adz
TRUMP Plumbing wrote: ↑Fri Sep 09, 2022 11:11 am
Who is the person in Adz's body?
A necrophiliac?
Re: RIP a tribute
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2022 12:46 pm
by Dunners
My company has now set up a digital book of condolence, where employees can write their heartfelt messages and share in this moment of profound grief. Which will then be stored for prosperity in an excel file on a shared drive.
Re: RIP a tribute
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2022 12:47 pm
by StillSpike
Dunners wrote: ↑Fri Sep 09, 2022 12:46 pm
My company has now set up a digital book of condolence, where employees can write their heartfelt messages and share in this moment of profound grief. Which will then be stored for prosperity in an excel file on a shared drive.
See if you can change the font to Comic Sans - it's what she would have wanted.
Re: RIP a tribute
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2022 12:50 pm
by tuffers#1
Dunners wrote: ↑Fri Sep 09, 2022 11:02 am
He did however send the King a personal message ef condolence after the loss of his mother .
Re: RIP a tribute
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2022 1:24 pm
by Max B Gold
Dunners wrote: ↑Fri Sep 09, 2022 12:46 pm
My company has now set up a digital book of condolence, where employees can write their heartfelt messages and share in this moment of profound grief. Which will then be stored for prosperity in an excel file on a shared drive.
When I was at the Council offices this morning I took the opportunity to sign their book of condolence and wrote "Abolish Religion and Monarchy" signed Tom Paine.
Re: RIP a tribute
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2022 1:30 pm
by Max Fowler
Dunners wrote: ↑Fri Sep 09, 2022 12:46 pm
My company has now set up a digital book of condolence, where employees can write their heartfelt messages and share in this moment of profound grief. Which will then be stored for prosperity in an excel file on a shared drive.
Can they trace back who made which comment?
Re: RIP a tribute
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2022 1:48 pm
by Dunners
TRUMP Plumbing wrote: ↑Fri Sep 09, 2022 1:30 pm
Dunners wrote: ↑Fri Sep 09, 2022 12:46 pm
My company has now set up a digital book of condolence, where employees can write their heartfelt messages and share in this moment of profound grief. Which will then be stored for prosperity in an excel file on a shared drive.
Can they trace back who made which comment?
I ain't risking it. I need the pension.
Re: RIP a tribute
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2022 2:05 pm
by Dunners
I may just post the occasional heart-warming message from our book of condolence:
"You are the Mother of all mothers. The Sacred Womb that birthed nations. You are in safer hands, the same that handed you over to humanity as a special Gift. You are blessed forever...Queen Elizabeth II...."
Re: RIP a tribute
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2022 2:08 pm
by Dunners
Oh boy, this is taking all my strength:
"Ma'am "Thank You" As we lay awake at night while others are asleep. We will take a trip down memory lane with tears upon our cheeks. We will cry because we love you. We will cry because we care. We will cry because when we awake we know you our no longer here. God Speed Ma'am God Bless Heart-felt condolences to the whole of the Royal Family. God Save King Charles 111 Queen Consultant Camilla"
Re: RIP a tribute
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2022 2:27 pm
by Max Fowler
Do them a limerick, dunnem
Re: RIP a tribute
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2022 2:29 pm
by Max B Gold
Dunners wrote: ↑Fri Sep 09, 2022 2:08 pm
Oh boy, this is taking all my strength:
"
Ma'am "Thank You" As we lay awake at night while others are asleep. We will take a trip down memory lane with tears upon our cheeks. We will cry because we love you. We will cry because we care. We will cry because when we awake we know you our no longer here. God Speed Ma'am God Bless Heart-felt condolences to the whole of the Royal Family. God Save King Charles 111 Queen Consultant Camilla"
How are China taking it?
Re: RIP a tribute
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2022 2:32 pm
by Max B Gold
Re: RIP a tribute
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2022 2:46 pm
by Dunners
Max B Gold wrote: ↑Fri Sep 09, 2022 2:29 pm
Dunners wrote: ↑Fri Sep 09, 2022 2:08 pm
Oh boy, this is taking all my strength:
"
Ma'am "Thank You" As we lay awake at night while others are asleep. We will take a trip down memory lane with tears upon our cheeks. We will cry because we love you. We will cry because we care. We will cry because when we awake we know you our no longer here. God Speed Ma'am God Bless Heart-felt condolences to the whole of the Royal Family. God Save King Charles 111 Queen Consultant Camilla"
How are China taking it?
I'm monitoring the situation, but so far I'd describe their reaction as minimal, but diplomatically enough.
Re: RIP a tribute
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2022 11:37 am
by Dunners
Re: RIP a tribute
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2022 11:42 am
by Omygawd
Don't be beeist. They deserve to know.
Re: RIP a tribute
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2022 11:47 am
by StillSpike
I hope he was very specific about exactly which Queen had died.
Re: RIP a tribute
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2022 2:27 pm
by BoniO
Dunners wrote: ↑Fri Sep 09, 2022 2:08 pm
Oh boy, this is taking all my strength:
"
Ma'am "Thank You" As we lay awake at night while others are asleep. We will take a trip down memory lane with tears upon our cheeks. We will cry because we love you. We will cry because we care. We will cry because when we awake we know you our no longer here. God Speed Ma'am God Bless Heart-felt condolences to the whole of the Royal Family. God Save King Charles 111 Queen Consultant Camilla"
Is "Queen Consultant" an upgrade on Queen Consort? Happy for her if she's got a promotion.
Re: RIP a tribute
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2022 2:34 pm
by Long slender neck
Estate agents in my area have replaced their window adverts with the royal ensign 'as a mark of respect'.