Tory Watch

[Mick McQuaid]

And in a months time he'll slip seamlessly into making ever more ridiculous sums of money, consulting and making his after dinner speeches and making sure he never has to interact with any of the plebs again.

[Proposition Joe]

Such an odd defence to robo-repeat that "the itinerary was set before the election" when ITV have already come out and made clear it was an interview...about the election.

I think I misunderstood this as he actually seems to have said he always planned to leave early, which, fair play, is considerably worse. He needs to be permanently accompanied by a large swanee whistle.

[Mick McQuaid]

Like LSN, I couldnt give a flying one about performative flag shagging but it's delicious to see him getting shafted by it. I've got Kevin Keegan levels of hoping someone produces evidence that he considered binning the whole thing off, I'd absolutely love it.

[Dunners]

It's simply wonderful. Every time I think of it - the more I think of it - the worse it gets.

[Dunners]

And we have four more weeks of this. I'm going to have diabetes by the time we get to vote.

[Mistadobalina]

Of all the way it looks terrible, I think the worst is deciding a pre recorded interview with itv that'll air next week was a more important way to spend the afternoon whilst Zelensky managed to stick around despite being in charge of running an actual war.

A spectator journalist described Sunak as looking continuously surprised as the timetable and scheduling of an election that he decided in the first place.

[Proposition Joe]

Like LSN, I couldnt give a flying one about performative flag shagging but it's delicious to see him getting shafted by it. I've got Kevin Keegan levels of hoping someone produces evidence that he considered binning the whole thing off, I'd absolutely love it.

I'm sure some kind of incriminating email will be leaked, they're probably just allowing this to get worse before dropping it as the cherry on the cake.

[CEB]

There’s no good version of what happened, but it really does seem to get worse and worse, optics wise

[CharDeeMacDennis]

Like LSN, I couldnt give a flying one about performative flag shagging but it's delicious to see him getting shafted by it. I've got Kevin Keegan levels of hoping someone produces evidence that he considered binning the whole thing off, I'd absolutely love it.

I'm sure some kind of incriminating email will be leaked, they're probably just allowing this to get worse before dropping it as the cherry on the cake.

Save it for the next leader debate - pull out the evidence from a pocket after he's doubled down on his claims. Delicious.

[BoniO]

He's done.

Surely that outline is way too big?

[Dunners]

Ooft!

[CharDeeMacDennis]

Don't think anyone had this particular one down as the most controversial cross-channel journey of the election campaign.

[Max B Gold]

Walls Come Tumblin' Down.

[RedDwarf 1881]

Ooft!

Indeed. What a spectacular own goal.

[Dunners]

Mordaunt is going to have to seriously bring her A-game to the election debate tonight.

She didn't.

[Admin]

Mordaunt is going to have to seriously bring her A-game to the election debate tonight.

She didn't.

Great hair though

[Friend or faux]

Richy beginning to look worse than BoJo. Wait a minute.........

[The Mindsweep]

Mordaunt is going to have to seriously bring her A-game to the election debate tonight.

She didn't.

Great hair though

I prefer Stephen's

[Rubex Kube]

Mordaunt is going to have to seriously bring her A-game to the election debate tonight.

She didn't.

Was a waste of space, her party has left her nothing to work with

[CEB]

Can’t believe you called an MP a waste of space. Obsessed. Hope you don’t do that elsewhere on social media

[RedDwarf 1881]

Mordaunt is going to have to seriously bring her A-game to the election debate tonight.

She didn't.

Was a waste of space, her party has left her nothing to work with

To be fair to Penny Mordaunt she's the last decent Tory frontbencher they've got . When Boris left I was hoping they would make her leader because I think she's a formidable politician . However it's too late now even for her to pull any rabbits out of the hat . The Tories a 4ked.

[Rubex Kube]

She didn't.

Was a waste of space, her party has left her nothing to work with

To be fair to Penny Mordaunt she's the last decent Tory frontbencher they've got . When Boris left I was hoping they would make her leader because I think she's a formidable politician . However it's too late now even for her to pull any rabbits out of the hat . The Tories a 4ked.

The only way for her to be decent is to cross the floor

[Rubex Kube]

Can’t believe you called an MP a waste of space. Obsessed. Hope you don’t do that elsewhere on social media

Oh I do though, you just cant stop me when I get going, sometimes i'll just be minding my buissness with cup of tea waiting for me rollers to set, you know for me show & then i'll see a tik tock or Winkstagram & thats it I'm off, I said to Doris luv, thats it I'm off & I was. Obsessed with a capital OB I tell thee , with a fooking Capital OB i said sessed

[Max B Gold]

Who are these funders?

[Currywurst and Chips]

BREAKING

People that gave money to the Conservatives before still give money to the Conservatives.

Quite the scoop